Venezuela
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
Venezuela is a Soviet country in South America ruled by the Socialist dictator Hugo Chavez. Spain and Colombia used to own the land deed, but they sold everything to Fidel Castro in a controversial trade of an equal amount of Venezuelan oil and honnies to Cuba's world-renowned cigars and moronic gubernatorial ideas. (Remember what happened to El Che?)
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Ethnicity
As every country stematically pwnt by superior races who then hired Africans to work the fields, Venezuelans are a Mongrel Nation. It is to be noted though that, as Halfrican as Obama may be, Chavez is whiter and therefore slighlty less leftist.
A sleek blonder minority makes up 100% of Miss Venezuelas.
Army
As many other third world countries, Venezuela is known for having an army big enough to pwn Colombia, but not quite large enough to defaggotize Brazil, also enough to self-pwn itself because that’s the way Third World countries show their military superiority to the world: bombing their own cities. Venezuela is continuously modernizing it through their in-bed relationship with Russia. Hugo Chavez knows he has the best guns in the region, and never hesitate to threaten his arch-enemy; Colombia.
Politics
Venezuela’s politics are known for been a mozaic of awesomeness and lulz because of the activities of its pleasantly psychotic King Kong. Such activities include:
- Calling The Chancellor of Germany, Angela Merkel, a fucking Nazi
- Heartily trolling the Colombian Emperor
- Telling the Israeli ambassador to GTFO
Due to Chavez's increasing faggotry, the king of Spain eventually told him to STFU in a meeting nobody cares about.
Religion
Venezuela's faith is centered on its president. The cult of his hideous personality has never been well-explained.
Women
Venezuela is known for having extremely beautiful women and very stupid men. Very often, Venezuelan men are unable to attract the beautiful Venezuelan women leaving the latter to flee the country in search of higher-quality shlong.
Gallery
 Venezuela's version of Boxxy. |
 She's only 16(!) |
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 Just when you thought Obama was the worst. |
 Hot damn! |
