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Vee

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Vee
Vee

Vee, also known as V, is best described as an infantilistic Jew that lieks pretending he has super powers when not pan-handling behind Walmart or giving handjobs for crack. Vee is best known for being an utter faggot of the Rattus Penuriosus species, that is to pure blooded to afford a Kid's Meal at McDonalds, which often causes outbursts of infant-like behavior to compensate for his fetish. The believed reasoning for his infant faggotry is due to his psychological regression from a traumatic incident involving surprise buttsecks he experienced last Thursday with his uncle Tom.

Furry Utopianism

Vee is involved in an intricate conspiracy with the Furluminati to create a New Chan Order with all chans being controlled by a single elite group. The final goal for this crazed group is to spread furfaggotry throughout the internets and the rest of the world so great any oppressors will surely go batshit crazy and accept furggotry in the way niggers and rap are accepted to this day, completely abolishing fursecution. Once his furfag utopia has been established, Vee will utilize his Jewish specialties such as taxing and lieing to implement a series of subsidiaries to buyout all animal genitalia replication specialists to have hueg profits. Vee and his Furluminati counterparts currently grasp control over 7chan and 711chan.

Trivia

  • Vee lieks it in the pooper.
  • Vee's fursona is a Roman camel that spits on the back of Aryans.
  • Vee once attempted get drunk on rubbing alcohol, but merely got sick and reduced his eye-sight by 60%.
  • Vee's combination of bad eye-site and poverty has led him to the use of thick black horn-rim glasses and linux.
  • Vee is an attention whore.
  • Vee is one of several cancerous celluloids that is metastasizing throughout the chans.
  • Vee never had sexual relations with that cat.

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