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Profiles
Vampire Freaks is primarily a profile site, much like MySpace, except in unreadable motifs of purple and black. Most of the Vampire Freaks profiles are over-coded CSS train-wrecks with annoying GIF backgrounds, eye-stabbingly tiny print and manipulated portraits, frequently of MySpace users who look a whole lot better than the owner of the Vampire Freaks account.
The profiles are the primary method of communication in the Vampire Freaks community. Users communicate to each other via profile comments and picture comments, which naturally leads account users to engage in attention-seeking behavior.
Ratings community
Vampire Freaks has a profile rating system, much like many other profile sites. Users can rate profiles on a scale of one to ten, according to the quality and content of the profile, the appeal of the profile pictures, the user's tastes in music or merely the rater's whim. The rating system has its rewards, namely a moment's recognition on the front page's "top rated" feature. Thus completing an otherwise meaningless existence of a sad-sack-drac. This recognition lasts usually less than a minute, as the previously top-rated person inevitably will down-rate the new top-rated profile and ask his/her/its e-friends to do so as well. Due to the widely popular "10 and you're in" motto, rating a fellow member with anything less than a perfect 10 will result in massive butthurt and/or drama.
Vampire Freaks also has a daily "featured member" spotlighted on the front page. It is widely believed that the featured member is the user who sends the most noodz to the site admin before midnight.
Journals
The journals at Vampire Freaks are every bit as inane as those at LiveJournal, but with even more Gothic drama applied to even the smallest event. In other words, Vampire Freaks journals are exactly like DeadJournal. At the time of this writing, some of the site's most recent entries included:
- "This is a sad feeling, sometimes alone isn't a word anymore. I mean I feel so distant from other people, but it seems that even if I dressed like everyone else and whatnot I'd still be alone. I don't know how to explain it. I have no idea how anyone else feels though. I feel so alone. I want to move far away and make new friends, since on this side of the net, they are so far gone. I have no idea where some of them are. I am too different from everybody else. I hate it:(" - [2]
- "You guys ever been doing something, been in the same place you are everyday and realized that you really have no friends? It's quite depressing isn't it? To suddenly realize that no one really likes you, but you can't help it because they judged the book by its cover?" - [3]
- " Rivers of tears, a poem for my broken heart
- "Black is the river I see, swimming through darkness no light there be. I crawl through the underbrush to the side of a road, I was left behind no hand to hold. I walk naked for people to see, but I am invisible there is nothing to me. How can they see the light in my eyes, the red in my lips, the flight in my thighs. I breathe in each breath with a sigh of regret, I am scared and alone and oh my God I am spent. Walking and talking to myself, I can't remember me, I am taking the high road to set myself free. My lovers are long gone, a memory left to wither. I stand by myself and I quiver." - [4]
Refresh the most recent entries for endless entertainment.
Messageboard
Random Thoughts
This is the most active forum on Vampirefreaks with ~30 active posters and Over 9000 lurkers at any given moment, and its inhabitants are a far stranger breed of vampire. This is the forum where the old school members, forum staff, and site elite get together to circle jerk, hound prepubescent girls for n00dz, and troll newbs. Then when these assholes grow tired from those pastimes, they post pictures of themselves, lyrics to songs that nobody's ever heard, and polls about what to eat for supper that night or wear to the club. A few, in an attempt to be funny, even spout old memes that even /b/tards find unfunny.
the Lounge
The Lounge forum was established as a refugee forum for users who had been banned or kicked from the Chat or flamed out of the Random Thoughts forum. To no surprise, it's full of even more pointless nonsense than Random Thoughts, only without newbs and other losers to flame. They call them 'random thoughts light.'
Correction: The regulars in the Lounge cantry to be just as hard and asshole-ish as the random thoughts crowd that they strive to be like and admire. Only they do it by having hard gay sex in each other's assholes.
Advice
In the Advice forum, Vampire Freaks users freely give horrible, impractical advice to teens that are utterly incapable of managing their lives. Typical topics are teen pregnancy, which boy/girl/animal to take as a lover, and ZoMg My parents are so cruel they just grounded me 4 a hole WeEk!!1! 1 The Advice forum mods are selected primarily for their maturity, compassion and ability to give sound advice. However, most of them suffer "compassion fatigue" within weeks of joining the Advice forum staff and instead refer the OP to a FAQ nobody will read or give formulaic, cut-and-paste advice from same.
the Music forums
Fact: All of the cool vampires in Anne Rice novels spend their time talking about whether Green Day could kick System of a Down's ass. Rule: If it's a band nobody has ever heard of, it's the most hardcore band in the world. Fact: Nobody on VampireFreaks has heard of anything more obscure than Shitcock, and thus, they are the most hardcore band in the world.
Fashion and Body Mods
These forums are dedicated to the fine art of making ugly Goth people even uglier. People happily discuss what neon color eyeliner pencil to draw their eyebrows on with, how long their extensions should be (The more they hurt the eyes, the better), and how many piercings they can get before they set off a metal detector in the airport from ten feet away.
the Writer's Corner
If you're in the mood for major lulz, direct yourself to the writer's forum. Therein, you will find some writings deemed even more horrible than Vogon poetry. Most poems begin with "my wrists are bleeding black" and ends with "my soul is dead forever."
Here is a sample of the alleged poetry:
"Show me pain
Show me suffer
Show me what love is
Show me what the ring
Tell me why
Tell me how
Tell me who
Tell me something
Daddy, you never loved mummy
Mummy, you're as stupid as he is
And together you represent Hate
And I will be taken away
And it's by my side
That word
My Love sleeps deep inside
That word makes our heart beat
Hate represent our Love
As we are what we hated
And no one will ever break us"
It is widely held by the Poetry mods that most of the so-called poetry is actually generated by the Goth-O-Matic™ Poetry Generator.
Intelligent Discussion
This was formerly (18+), which was ironically named, considering the fact that 75% of the regulars there were under 18 and probably more intelligent than the adult regs there. Asking for n00dz and spamming links to 2Girls1Cup was common in that forum until Jet finally got off his lazy-ass to change the fucking name. The ugly trollop. Interestingly enough, the new name for the forum is even more ironic than its former tag as it typically includes topics like this: "Ok, I have recently started having problems controlling blood lust and I wondered if anybody has an idea on how I can regain control or how I can get the blood without having to cut myself open to get it. Please help me out, I don't know how much longer I can control myself."
Dreams
Dead forum that no one with any sanity ever uses.
Sports
Due everyone on VF being a overweight emo who couldn't do a push up to save their life, it got wiped out in the VF time paradox created by Jet himself, resulting in 0.00000001% of the message board population to be in great agony. And by 0.0000000000000000000000000000% of the population, I really mean no one.
Metal
Metal suxxors. Fall Out Boy is God in this forum!
Chats
#vampirefreaks on IRC.webmaster.com combines all the drama, illiteracy and horrific qualities of its parent site into one real-time clusterfuck. Poorly spelled comments are shouted at random, followed by twelve assertions of lol, and then finally rounded out with the illiterate flirting of high school sophomores in the brief moments when their dads aren't watching. There's no point to trolling the chat, as the natural state of its users is one of incoherence and agitation. Just sit back and watch the lulz.
Vampire Freaks also has Flash chat with webcam and microphone capacity, much to the pleasure of camwhores and those on the hunt for loli. This is now a primary place where your fellow misunderstood, angsty teenage peers can congregate, chat and bitch about who you think is a fake through audio, video, and text. There are 17 different rooms for you to choose from. There is the waiting room, 13-18, 18+, 21+, Australia, Canada, Europe, (the recently added) Gamers, Industrial, Lobby, the notoriously epic Metal room, Random Thoughts, UK, US-East Coast, US-West Coast, VampireFreaks, and Webcams (all of which are 'heavily' monitored by adfags and their bitchpatrol).
The chat "Staff" are a bunch of faggots who take the Internet way to srsly, much like the admins on the message boards. It's SRSBSNS! With the contribution of online relationships and engagements (PrickPhil and ChrissyCuntFlaps) they're their own downfall.
The following list is a quick taste of these "Staff" and their Faggot Friends who are the main contributors to the antilulz that is FlashChat.
- Beth: The Fat balding ogreish leader of the pack. A complete pedobear who is in her early sixties and has nothing better to do than play in chat with her online children. She hangs around with members of an average of 40 years younger than her whilst giving her E-children pet names. Bethasaur, although popular amongst the faggotry, is despised throughout VF for being the child-raping sea-manatee she is.
- PrickPhil: Phil is the pierced Golum-lookalike who used to be chat admin "thewednesday666" but since his ex E-Fiancé decided to delete his account after they virtually broke up over the Internet, he lost the trust of Bethasaur and other admins such as the Canadian Midget and the beached whale Cameo. Phil has been dubbed "prickphil, PeadoPHILia" as well as being referred to "ninjaFaggot" and Faggot Zombie". Popular superior members of the chat often make him cry and go off in a tantrum leaving a pool of period blood in his wake. He likes to blame his tantrums on his father, who apparently touched him in the naughty places and made him bite the pillow every Tuesday night. Phil is now E-ngaged to KrissyKuntFlaps, showing that he really hasn't learned anything about Internet relationships and how much they fail. He likes to get naked on web cam for minors because he craves any attention he can get since his father walked out on him, he can often he found rubbing his nipples in a semi-erotic way, in an effort to lure them into his clutches.
- Cameo: Beached whale, fridge destroyer also common pro-creator to underage teens who then have the sense to do a runner. Nick name of 'Flora' this E-dater likes to get pregnant then cry when the 15 year old fathers disappear very much to their own advantage as we are still surprised that her black hole didn't swallow them leaving nothing but their shoes. IRL, she is apparently often mistaken for a boulder. Cameo doesn't understand that the Internet and real life are separate things and so will develop a srs and personal vendetta against you if you so much as disagree with her on anything.
- The_Anti-Christ : Aka Darren, aka Cameo's latest victim although this one does not have to worry about getting the serial e-dater pregnant as they live about 24435250867 miles away from each other. Thank god as if they were to pro-create the apocalypse WOULD happen. Darren a failed Lobby troll that tries to 'flame' 13 year old girls when he 'flames' himself with a face not even a mother could love.
- Caroline: The Canadian Midget. The 23 year old Virgin. She-man. The fail admin. Caroline, like Beth, takes the Internet WAY too seriously. Like. Srsly. Constantly banning people for use of other-country slang and PMS'ing over anyone that calls her male. Caroline is admittedly a virgin at the age of 23, but this comes to no surprise as she looks like dirty sack of potatoes sporting an unkempt mess of dirty blond hair. It is true to say that although being “blond” is a stereotype, she manages to fulfill most of the criteria.
- Dawn: The chink wannabe. Nigger-braid fail. Dirty Jew. Dawn is one of the biggest bitches on the face of the planet. She takes VF as seriously as she does counting her pennies. Not only does she sound like Paris Hilton on helium but her failage at being “intelligent” also contributes to the disposition she faces. The majority of the VF community genuinely wishes she'd have gotten into the oven with most of her ancestors.
- Donny: The God-Of-WAR. Donny is a delightful little Americunt. He is a true paragon of Nazism and hate for all of those who pretend to be women on the internets (which are many, since we know there are no real women on the internets). Standing at a mighty 3ft tall, Donny will make you a birdhouse or put your eggy in a basket all while spouting bouts of "TRVVVVVV GRYMMMMMMM AND FVKKING KVLT" like the true faggoth he pretends to be. We all know, however, that he is rather soft in side and likes to cook, clean and do other woman’s work. Little faggot. By his own admission, Donny used to be involved in gay porn and had his own website where he would display his 1 incher to the delight of 13 year old emos. While he insists he is not homosexual, we all know that his balls touched with Beth's and so he is gay. Hobbies include cutting down trees to feel more manly and throwing his girlfriend around like an American Football.
Cults
Within the Vampire Freaks community are user groups known as "cults". Whether being devoted to suicide, ridiculous fashion or Gay/Emo Pride, these "cults" are sure to provide entertainment to the casual observer. Cults are divided into, but are not included to, the following most amusing categories:
- Fashion & beauty: Many beauty cults accept members on an application process and pride themselves on being near impossible to get into, even though the owner is usually fat or ugly.
- Support & help: similar to the "advice" messageboard. Most cults here revolve around cutting or suicide.
- Games: more often than not, not even related to video games. "Cult games" are a really cool way way to achieve high post count, without actually having to interact with other users.
- Literature: Yet another outlet for gothic poetry.
- Locations & languages: "TURKISHFREAKS", niggers, etc. Turkish VF users are notorious for being perverts.
Other categories include Music, Movies & TV, Whiny Emo Bitches, Scenes & culture, HTML & Design, Technology & Computers, Sports & entertainment, Business & shops, Mature & relationships, Child Molestation, Arts Food & Health, Philosophy & intellectual, "OMG I was touched as a kid and now I cut my self" club, Political & activist, Nigger Goths, and it only gets worse...
The names of these cults tend to focus on the melancholy nature of the sad fucks that create and subscribe to them. Most cults revolve around 16 year old girls talking about how they love to smoke pot. A lot of the cults on this site are also for the "most 3l33ttttTTt" kids of VF. AKA: The ones with the biggest dreads, most self inflicted scares, most piercings and biggest tits.
RIP OFFS Known elite members have often ripped cults off from noob members or rival elite members. The famed cult VF-Mafia where only the elite of the elite can enter was copied by the self-proclaimed internet_celebrity, Ottoid and named Cosa Nostra. Only the elite of the elite of the elite of the elite can enter they say. The cult was ripped off from the VF-Mafia but had a better design done to it and had a catchier name that a typical elite member trying to fit in googled up. Ottoid has also ripped off the cult Inked and created MOD. Once again a catchier name with a better design. The members of the cult are known as the "MOD Squad" sound familiar
Vocal_Violence Is the byproduct of /b/ and Goth kids, yet none of them are actually hardcore enough to burn crosses on a niggers lawn. It consists mainly of hot girls with bad haircuts, ugly girls with good haircuts, trolls, failtrolls, painfully obvious trolls #1 and #2, and the retard that just doesn't shut up. Much like Boxxytards, they are weak enough to follow a woman with nigger lips. Other common themes are fat girls thinking they are sexy (Though that goes for all of VampireFreaks), Goth kids thinking they are so hardcore for listening to "REAL GOTH MUSIC AND NOT THAT SHITTY SLIPKNOT MALLGOTH STUFF LOLOLOL", and tits smeared with fecal matter. Even with ????, it is questionable if this place could ever equal profit.
WTF HAX???
From March 14-March 17, 2008 Vampirefreaks underwent a series of epic DDOS attacks that effectively shut the site down completely. Even with the combined efforts of Gnomes and Furries, the site still keeps crashing. Perhaps the webmaster ought to invest in someone that knows wtf they are doing?
On October 09, 2009 at around 4:30 CST, the second largest cult on VF "Emo_Hair" was deleted by Jebbah, Zewe and TheExModeratorFormerlyKnownAsKloroformd. 42,000 emo faggots were butthurt instantly. It has since been restored.
ZOMFG N00DZ!!!
Apparently users can now expose certain "parts" of their body. One of these famous users is this slut, a known exotic dancer in Oceanside California who is supposedly dating a pro x-games athlete. Site Administrators have suspended her for "promoting downrating" on her profile but have not suspended or deleted her for posting her fake photoshopped ass in her gallery. click here to see her ugly (NO WANT) ass. Also if you look here you can see that she obviously doesn't shower frequently and her nails are basically all covered in dirt.
Sexually related art can now be posted onto the site if you're friends with admins, other users with art like this have been removed. This particular user knows admins outside the site and gets immunity by sucking admin dick.
Elite
An elite member of VampireFreaks who supposedly say they've been around since 2000-2003 (profiles didn't come until 2004) and consider themselves internet badasses. Elite VampireFreaks are known mainly for their lengthy vocabulary that they find on Google to make themselves better than other members and are known to be models, geniuses and/or jacks of all trades. Elite members will be in secluded cults where they talk about 4chan, their life and how they have their life fucked and want attention, and how they think they're cool. Your average elite VampireFreak is this guy
Humor potential
Many other websites with forums occasionally have threads in which they mock the users at Vampire Freaks, usually culling images from the search page, many of which end up in image macros. Sometimes fat or ugly users are rated highly in an effort to make them the highest ranking in searches. In other cases, a basement-dweller will create an obviously fake profile and attempt to pass it off as real, much to the amusement of other normal people. It is not known whether such mockery has ever resulted in suicide.
A successful trolling of any user will result in a long-winded and poorly written rant about those who are different being beautiful human beings. This phenomenon is similar to fursecution in both its tone and the lulz delivered. Recently due to the backlash regarding MySpace, emo refugees have migrated to VF by the thousands to whore their pictures and get other "emo friends" to comment like "u look so hot darling <33 xxx wanna chat on aim x," displacing the formerly dominant Gothic population. Most of the time, the male Top 10 is filled with emo males with a strange resemblance to Captain Caveman. Saying that they have greasy hair is a good way to make them post faux-suicide messages opposed to rants, which brings up massive lulz.
Noteworthy Vampire Freaks denizens
Jet
Owner and webmaster. Minor internet celebrity. Cheated on his wife with one of the models for his over-priced store. Is now holding a divorce party XD
Fatality666
Fatality666, also known as Kimveer Gill IRL, was a Vampire Freak from Montreal, Canadia. He was, however, a freak in a different way than other Vampire Freaks users; he shot people. Liek, with a gun. He prepared for his rampage through the Dawson College by showing off pictures of his various weapons on his Vampire Freaks blog.
He went on his shooting spree through the Montreal College on September 13th, 2006 - Two days after being banned from the Vampire Freaks IRC channel by resident nazi-op Altari. The shooting lasted almost an hour, and only one person was killed. What a pussy. Police fired a bunch of shots at him, and he was hit once in the arm. This made him think that all hope was lost, and so he shot himself in the fucking head. Again, signs of pussiness.
If any mention of fatality666 is put on the site anywhere today, the staff will get butthurt and you'll be b& for life. Obviously none of them has heard of doing it for the lulz.
Jasmine Richardson
Jasmine Richardson was a Vampire Freak, also from Canada, who killed her whole fucking family. As with fatality666, there will be much butthurt if you mention her name, usually resulting in being b& and possibly threats of violence by people claiming to have known her.
Ryle Garamonde
Ryle Garamonde, a former Vampire Freak, was recently outed as a filthy pedophile who bugged girls for noodz and even claimed that he was in love with a minor despite being married with three sons! Deleted the notorious cult LeaveMyKidzAlone (yes Ryle, please do leave our kids alone) before being deleted by site admin.
EDIT: Recently, Ryle has been spotted spamming cults on VF with potentially-virus associated links.
Matt Crimmins
MeTaLpHrEaK
- A 30 year old site administrator (who isn't even 30 yet), allegedly offered up featured member spots and other favors for loli camming. Also noteworthy for IRL marrying some hottie named Mahl and making sure she became a Site Admin, probably by her giving him hot sexings while she was 18.
- Apparently outed Ryle Garamonde as a pedo, even though he never actually said a word about it to anyone, anywhere. Wafflechoppa on ED is Ryle. Why else would "Wafflechoppa" be so interested in even creating a topic for both Mahl and Metalphreak?
Diabolo
A site administrator notorious for deleting users who down-rate his profile or that of his girlfriend Jenvy. Bear in mind that any rating less than a perfect 10 is considered "down-rating" to them. He and his girlfriend often act as "elitists" for attention.
In January 2008, Diabolo deleted a forum mod and that mod’s user group (“cult”) because that cult was supposedly “racist,” although the cult’s policy was to discriminate against all races equally.
Sometime in 2009, user b-deadly has posted sexual related images bearing full nudity in public folders. Diabolo granted her immunities if she sucked his dick as his girlfriend Jenvy watched as she stroked her own dick.
Amb3r (formally Lostxxx)
A popular member who is known for starting drama with the minority of the minority: "The Black Goths." She does this because she wants to keep her crown as the only Black Girl on the site. She usually bitches and complains about stupid shit nobody cares about such as being broke, putting the wrong color in her hair, and how she cant fit her fat ass in those corsets.
Sinn
An underage VampireFreak known for her obsessive flirting/whoring and stripping her fat cow ass on web cam. Recently in the spotlight for being a lesbian with a homosexual boyfriend. Sinn has also been known to want attention, act dramatic and overreact to the tiniest thing. Her "friends" don't want to tell her this because she's friends with the webmaster of the site and will bitch and complain to jet until he deletes someone because they can't speak out about her cheating, whoring, flirting and attention whoring. She also likes to do interweb threats because she's so hXc click here for her own ED PAGE
Ottoid (formerly sicsixsix/01001111)
A popular member on VampireFreaks who often sees himself as an Internet_celebrity, is known for his ego, lengthy vocabulary, and HTML skill. Ottoid thinks because he is friends with admins and has over 200,000 rates he owns the website. He has accused designers on the site such as -1, rotnac, shibbycookieofdeath, and other designers good with HTML about how they "stole" "his" HTML. He has babbled on how he pierced himself, which is remarkably dumb because piercing yourself without a license is as dumb as his shit cults on VampireFreaks such as ProjectMayhem (ripped off from the movie "Fight Club" with Edward Norton (the guy that got raped in American History-X)) and Ghost. To view his "elite" cults of fail and high horse egos that no one with less than 5,000 rating points can join, click here. Rumors around VampireFreaks say that Ottoid was responsible for the accusations and deletion of former VampireFreaks user Ryle_Garamonde over Ryle having better HTML coding experience than he.
Update
- Since this article was put up and one of Ottoid's fake friends showed him this page, Project Mayhem has been BALEETED indefinitely
- Ottoid has decided to be like VampireFreaks user -1 and make cult rip offs. Ottoid recreated the cult advice to be as popular as jet and be better than Ryle's LMKA.
- Seems like Ottoid is starting a business for make-believes who wish they had money and loose, overfilled pussies.Click here to become a loser, and click here to join the cult! BALEETED
- Recently, he has been seen helping wannabe hacker Zewe and minions to hack cults that do not live to his elite standards in order to not be outdone by Twilight and Emo Hair. Though Zewe, the poor fuck that doesn't pay VF to be elite, has been banned, Otto's cupping of Jet's balls has saved him once more.
SEE ALSO
- his VF account
- his DORK starlings account
- on iam.bmezine click for the site
- his dumbass photography
- otto on fagbook
- his gay website BALEETED
- his gayer website
- his so called time machine
- his bitchboy
- his hormonal nerd rage and bitchiness updates
- a youtube account made for his horde of so-called models
Stop trying! we know you're a RETARD!
x_L-et-S_x (Formerly x_evanescent_x)
x_L-et-S_x, a VFag lolcow named "Luna", is the perfect example of VFaggotry. She is an 18 year old prego who believes is delusional and thinks she is an "Egyptian Mau cat therian", which appears to be cross-between a furfag and an otherkin (for further clarification, look here). She possesses an ardent belief in the existence of vampires, and claims that her "husband" (Sagelustera) is a vampire, that he drinks blood, and that he can drain energy from others. Initially she referred to him as a vampire, but due to e-criticism was forced to continually play the phrase down to avoid looking completely fucking retarded.
It all began when she (at that time known as x_evanescence_x) started a thread in a cult called Monsters_and_Madmen, expressing how upset she was by other users disrespecting her bleef in vampires. Knowing what must be done, epic lulz ensued as members immediately culled this VFag with fire. Near the end, she tried kissing up to the co-owner of the cult in an attempt to have the thread removed, but she found no sympathy and was promptly ejected; it was at this point in time she realized no one was on her side besides a few cyber crusader newfags, who added to the laughter by declaring the existence of vampires, demons, faeries, and the holocaust. Compounding her shame, x_evanscent_x baleeted her account in a last ditch effort to cover up her immense fail, since the co-owner would not oblige her. Thinking she was in the clear, she made a new account called x_L-et-S_xand rejoined the cult. Although possessing an awe-inspiring intellect of the highest order, she proceeded to make the following mistakes, which inevitably foiled her clever ruse;
- In her new introductory post, she used her old avatar (which she quickly swapped and later baleeted).
- Her husband added her new account to his friend's list, and vice-versa.
- Her new profile was a cut-and-paste job of her x_evanescent_x profile.
Obviously it was by pure chance that her deviously well executed act of deception was uncovered.
Later, in a new thread entitled, "Are You Srs?," the co-owner asked the plethora of faggots who had infiltrated the cult why they believed in vampires, to see what retarded lulzy input they would provide. Unsurprisingly, with her new super secret identity, x_L-et-S_x soon joined in the discussion, this time playing the part of the skeptic! Unbeknownst to this lolcow, no one was fooled by this, and she was promptly shut down, resulting in a deduction of 200 internet points and lots of fail. From that point onward she stopped gracing the cult with her presence, but continued to lurk. It would later be her husband bitch Sagelustera who would reignite the mirth with his talk of a, "vampire religion". An intrepid member took it upon himself to milk this lolcow once more, creating a few images especially for the occasion. As predicted, her vampire love saw these, and went to inform his fellow basement dweller of the heinous crime. Extremely butthurt, she left the following message on the perpetrator's profile;
| —x_L-et-S_x, being HXC while fapping to tubgirl |
Proving once and for all how easily bumhurt she becomes by the slightest of provocations, x_L-et-S_x reported the criminal, who would later be banned for a whopping three days. She has some depressing lulzy journal entries on this topic, you should read them.
-1(formerly known as deadrose321)
Tray, or "Trae", aka -1/deadrose321 is the latest backwoods, bisexual, low-IQ tool who tries far too hard hard to be like the other elite losers of VampireFreaks. He's made a name for himself by ripping off other user's ideas, images, and page layouts, and just being an annoying little faggot in general. Tray is fond of proclaiming himself as things that his gigantic ass could never be. Just to name a few, there's "vf oldie", "not fat", and "photoshop master". Everyone on VF knows that Traymond is completely incapable of even opening Photoshit without a tutorial, much less creating anything therein. On top of that, he can't code a table for dick in spite of claims of being a "professional" web designer, so he just rips everyone off and calls it his own. Hey, it works for everyone on deviantart, right?!
It is a well known fact that Tray is at least 9001 pounds, and dwells deep within his parent’s basement in Alabama. Recently, however, he has attempted to make it public that he has relocated to the absolutely fabulous Los Angeles. Because of this he's under the delusion that he is Cali-chic and is thus the authority on anything California. His real life aside, he fancies himself an "oldie" on VF, despite only being around the site for less than a year.
Trae has stolen from the following
- Ottoid
- RottenGospel
- Sinn
- shibbycookieofdeath
- cloning_souls
- incident
- his mom
- your mom
- his girlfriend - Pray for the light after seeing this!
See also
- His shitty website
- His deviant rip offs
- Ripped off from this cult
- Ripped off from this cult
- doesn’t this look a little like... this cult?
- Stolen from this guy
- Obviously didn't make that!
- Don't flatter yourself Tray! You didn't make that either, prick!
V
V is known for frequently thinking she's badass because she doesn't care if she's suspended. She also believes she's better than all the other 1337's because she's Canadian. She recently baleted her VF due to a "lolhaxxor" but mostly because she was butthurt that her cult got ass-raped. QfuckingQ her minions crying over her abandoning them, have spammed the site with pathetic cries for fair Admins. 1 For more lulz here's her msn because she took great care to hide it LOL hypnotik_vikky@hotmail.com
-Spikes_6sicz6-
[5] AKA Erika (Better know as the VF Web-cam chat whore as "SPIKES") is a member who enjoys causing drama and breaking little boys E-hearts. She dates 10 guys while having 10000 more on the sidelines. She claims to be a nice person. Yet if you upset her, she will get her "VF" Friends to do something bad to get you kicked off or Hacked (OMGZ) A Pagan with over 99 some odd piercings, mental issues and extreme self-esteem issues. She fits right in with the Vampirefreak.com freaks.
BedtimeHero
BedtimeHero AKA Hillary, "Hilly," is the only member of this list with some sort of dignity. She joined first in 2007 with her original BedTimeHero account, then deleted it the next January before attempting suicide. She bounced back in the summer of 2008 with the new account iMOk, apparently an acronym for "If Mom Only Knew." In August she deleted the account and switched back to BedtimeHero. She threw herself to the wind and found many new friends, namely Kayleigh, who she says is the best friend she's ever had. Recently she's added anyone who adds her, unlike before ignoring them. Not long after she joined she disclosed the fact she has cancer. Despite all the pain in her past and present, she claims to be happy with her foster family and boyfriend-to-husband. Many believed she was a fake but she's posted pictures of her chemo treatments, cancer scans, and salutes.
What a trooper.
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