Cunt
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
A cunt is something you will never see IRL -- prove us wrong. It is the official clinical term for a woman's dick hole as well as the proper Christian name for John McCain's wife.
This word is used sparingly in America due to fear of receiving the attention of powerful vaginal warriors like Hillary Clinton and Emily Dickinson and can often end a conversation in stunned silence. In Britain, it can be used every other word without raising an eyebrow. You fucking cunt.
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Vaginal Fun Facts
- The real purpose of a vagina.
- Vaginas often contain centipedes, sand and/or blood
- The vagina does not react well with Mayo, when applied, maggots will grow, as is the case here.
- In medical/scientific terms, it is known as the "vadge" :)
- Long cunt is long
- Most cunts smell like Kid Cuisine® brand fishsticks.
- Vaginas are ugly. If you're lucky, your partner's love lock will look like two Nürnberger bratwürste nestled neatly inside a pair of pink, steamed knackwürste. If you're not, you'll see something resembling a wad of spit-moistened, freshly-chewed bubble gum; a pile of rotting meat; a fistful of raw, fœtid oysters; or a tangle of knotted, slimy ribber bands. Vaginæ feel great, but unless your partner is a tiny Asian girl or user K-hate, you're in for a stomach-churning display of flesh turned inside out (See PROTIP below) when you look "down there". Note: The previous contributor is obviously a fag, and is trying to make you hate pussy so that you'll want his cock for buttsecks.
- Girlvinyl has one
- Asian vaginas are slanted — Chinese to the left, Japanese to the right. It's in the Bible.
- Much like Japanese men, vaginas secrete copious amounts of a thick, clear fluid when aroused.
- Pussy tastes like salty milk and coins.
- Pussy feels like wet bread.
- 97.56% of all LiveJournal users don't shave their vaginas.
- The only time when it is particularly safe to place a dick in a vagina is when the owner is popping a yolk.
- ... or in the case of vagina dentata
PROTIP FOR THEM GAYS: Never look directly at a vagina. Observe it only through panties, tight jeans, etc. Man does not look upon the face of the Gorgon and live.
One in the Pink, One in the Stink
Lesbo OB/GYN is definitely doing it for the lulz.
Hi! Billy Mays here with Pussy rotator!
Usage and Examples
Noun
- "Nigga stole my cunt".
- "I'd have to be a cunt to forget your birthday."
- "Did you see what that cunt did to my talk page?"
- "Don't have a cunt."
- "Pass me the cunt. Cunt."
- "At least I don't plaster on the makeup like a trollop, you cunt."
Verb
- "Oh yeah, give her a right cunting, Jonathon." [this is a noun, you dumb piece of British shit]
- "Jesus! You've cunted up my edit, again!"
- "I have no cunting clue what to put here." [also not a verb. lrn2english]
- "I'd cunt her...err...cunt."
Adverb
- "I'd like you to go cuntwards."
- "Cuntwise? She's pretty astute."
- "He skipped cuntily down the street."
Adjective
- "This cake is absolutely cuntable."**
- "Don't be so cuntile, Basil."
- "He was certainly a cuntsome faggot."
- "She's cuntastic."
Synonyms
- Pussy
- Cunt
- Snatch
- Clam
- Sleeve of Wizard
- Pink taco
- Cameltoe
- Toddlerpositor
- Cum bucket
- Sin hole
- Deep Space
- Venus Cock Trap
- Five finger juice pouch
- Handwarmer
- Pocket Protector
- Axe-wound
- Ham wallet
- Beef curtains
- Meat sleeve
- The abyss
- Love hole
- Cock socket
- Stench trench
- Liberal
Usage as Slang
In the UK, the word 'cunt' barely raises an eyebrow -a staple of conversation used with great versatility from instigating a fight ("You talking to me, cunt?"), to shit-popping, ("That fucking wanker Blair is a right cunt.") to a term of endearment ("It's your fucking round; get the Britneys in you cheap cunt."). In fact, just as most American men can't find a woman's clitoris, most Brits would point to their mate Trevor if they were asked where the cunt is.
It is worth noting that these Brits are mostly just city kids who spend too much time in large groups of guys and become far too used to that sort of company, forgetting altogether what a "cunt" is besides a pointless and unlikable "semi-insult". Most Brits, particularly British women, find the term rather abhorrent.
Epic Cuntpunt Montage
Vagina Power
Public Access TV9 host Alexyss K. Tylor discussing Vagina Power, Penis Power,
and the jackrabbit vibrator. That's her own mother on the left. Typical nigras when they aren't talking about their gov'ment cheese and baby daddy dramas.
Cunt Punch
The cunt punch is the act of delivering a typically well-deserved punch to some bitch's vagina. Not to be confused with fisting.
Opposition to Cunt Punching
Only feminazis oppose the practice. Good thing is, although they are ugly than men (and usually have a stronger beard than you ever will), feminazis usually have cunts too. Therefore, the law also applies to them. If you ever achieve the great success of the epic cunt punch in your lifetime, then you get bonus point multipliers if they are feminazi scum. You will be admired in heaven. A winner is you!
Flawless Victory
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See Also
- Cock goes where?
- Centipede filled vagina
- Mangina
- Clitoris
- Vaginapagina
- Anonymous pussies
- PussyCash
- Cunnilingus
- The Velvet Vulva
- Pussy cats
- People
- Jenn Pisstler
- Klarawagner
- Madonna - Don't click if you have a heart condition
- Dick Masterson
- Henry Kissinger
- Girlvinyl's vagina
- K-hate's vagina
