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“	Done in the spirit of Ambrose Bierce's The Devil's Dictionary, Encyclopedia Dramatica's purpose is to provide a central catalog for the e-public to view parody and satire of drama, memes, e-pals and other interesting happenings on the Internets. Our goal is to provide comprehensive, reference-style parody, to poke fun at everyone and everything.	„
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“	<@raspberry_rush> you just took the words right out of my mouth <Thewarondrugslost> i just wanted a laugh with my heroin <Thewarondrugslost> oh btw zaiger thx4the advice about the hypos <@raspberry_rush> it must have been whilst you were kising me <Thewarondrugslost> totally worth it <@Pierced> lol wut	„
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Contents 1 ... 2 thanks 3 Just so you know 4 yo 5 Facebook Screencap 6 Operator, operator, what's the number for 911? 7 The Comprehensive Guide To Life 8 Hello again. 9 Those are love bumps 10 i learned it from watching you!

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I am requesting that you elaborate on your decision to not allow me to revert the bullshit spewed out by "KawaiiNeko-tan". Was it because there is no evidence what-so-ever to support what he said? Or because he insults people that ruin the life someone he supposedly hates in the same article that he slanders me? I cannot understand your decision.--Kimmoalmisafaggot 01:04, 31 August 2009 (UTC)

• ^^ Cool story bro. DOPE FIEND LOVES DOPE
• I too would like to know the trials, tribulations and motivations involved in your recent revertal. ♦ Raspberry Rush [talk page] ♦
• Thirded. That was kind of a douchebag move IMHO. --zaigertalkplx 01:06, 31 August 2009 (UTC)
• The icons for the leaked wiseguy screenshots (uploaded by Kimmoalmisafaggot) are visible on Toaster's desktop. Toaster even used his Kimmoalmisafaggot account to vandalize the TehBigToaster article (and has continued to do so under other nyms). ♥ ♥ KawaiiNeko-tan ♥ ♥ 01:43, 31 August 2009 (UTC)
• Kimmoalmisafaggot admitting that he loves raping little boys. ♥ ♥ KawaiiNeko-tan ♥ ♥ 01:49, 31 August 2009 (UTC)

• It's because I was high. Oxy's do a number on me especially when I grind up two 40's and snort away. Either way Kimmo's a pedo and this means he isn't allowed to do jack shit but masturbate with razorblades and make poorly-drawn shota. DOPE FIEND LOVES DOPE

thanks

thanks for the nice words and the seal! k a z a n t z a k i s 22:13, 31 August 2009 (UTC)

Just so you know

I will probably not be back on ED IRC for a long time. guess what?...  matty    hates    you  

• LOL I got glined. guess what?...  matty    hates    you  

yo

I thought you got flushed in the flood. Matty, and Tomoe, then Zaiger. Good to see you back. © hallenge

• cool.. i liked that other one you did. can't wait to see what you have up your sleeve (besides needle marks). © annabis Consuming Edito

Facebook Screencap

hhahaha what Pink Poodle 03:07, 1 October 2009 (UTC)

Operator, operator, what's the number for 911?

I maintain that the shittiness of the Avalonjoyus article is due to the fact that the original was fucking retarded, and way to short to try and salvage anything from it. But god dammit, I tried. I tried. So, MRRRR. ...Though I probably shouldn't have removed the deathnotice. —The preceding comment was added by Operator, who is too much of a fucking retard to sign his or her own posts. IT'S 4 TILDES (~), NOT ROCKET SCIENCE.

• Nah dude, the article just plain sucks IMHO. I could write a better one about head lice masturbating to YouPornGay in 15 minutes if I had enough heroin. And for the love of Sherrod learn to leave comments on people's talk pages and not their user pages. Bottom line, quit fagging it up and lurk moar kplsfgt. DOPE FIEND LOVES DOPE

The Comprehensive Guide To Life

Thank you for defending my drug induced article on its talk page, as I am rather fond of it. -userpage (talk) 14:26, 11 October 2009 (UTC)

Hello again.

I've been a bit late to respond but anyway,I did read ED:101.It was just that I was still sucked from n00bitis but I hope I'm a little better buy now. BTW I prefer cocaine. —The preceding comment was added by The Cube, who is too much of a fucking retard to sign his or her own posts. IT'S 4 TILDES (~), NOT ROCKET SCIENCE.

• Huh? DOPE FIEND LOVES DOPE

Those are love bumps

• shit's funny. i read that on my phone the other night while i was waiting for work, but didn't realise how new it was. lol @ the mailing list stuff - nice job. have you seen the birthday page and the pollfest? If you come vote we'll feed you heroin. © hallenge

• i've been poking around, but that seems to be a pretty common name. is that the right date (1982) for her graduation? i'm guessing that would put her at about 50-52, which doesn't match the image. also, the craigslist stuff has been yanked, and for some reason google cache isn't doing it's thing. i'll keep hunting while i wait for weed. © hallenge

i learned it from watching you!

the true secret of my power lies here. © hallenge