User talk:Theburk
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Proof of the Jewish Conspiracy
Welcome to my talk page!
Taking furfaggotry apart bit by bit
lulzy pms ive gotten from furfags on jewtube
Was Skueee banned?
lulz if he was, What did he do to achieve such failure the furry faggot. ^5
-SloanRanger 14:47, 23 July 2007 (BST)
| HEY THERE! Hey, Theburk! I saw what you did with Skuee I just wanted to say keep up the good work |
--Mikeskehan 22:10, 24 July 2007 (CDT)
Arbchat
RedmachineD review and inquiry Wednesday August 1 10EST/7PS—The preceding comment was added by Abdul, who is too much of a fucking retard to sign his or her own posts. IT'S 4 TILDES (~), NOT ROCKET SCIENCE.
Youtube Furry War.
Representative of FCTC here, in regards to your message on the talk page of the youtube furry war.
Welcome to the fray. We're glad to have you aboard. I believe that links to the furfags channels are on the page. Fuck their shit up for epic lulz and great justice.—The preceding comment was added by Anksed, who is too much of a fucking retard to sign his or her own posts. IT'S 4 TILDES (~), NOT ROCKET SCIENCE.
Religious Pain Series
I had almost forgotten about that. But yes, something for everyone to be offended by. :D KEKEKETalk to me Listen to me. 15:12, 22 August 2007 (CDT)
=)
you are cordially invited to a most festive occassion remarking the reestablish
ment of chaos and absurdity. you must bring a helmet and fruit garment depicting
the corrosion of society as a whole, and the triumph of swine. you must request
forgiveness at one of our easy to locate confession boxes and recite joyfully a
bursting paragraph from a humble literary product of lol internets.
Get on irc fgt
Zer
I understand taking down the dox per ED policy, but with zers you should post a link to JZ's dox drop site with her shit, as that is kosher and she is a faggot of epic proportions, and as such her dox should be available in some way.--Drunkenlazybastard 23:41, 24 August 2007 (CDT)
ya, im saving all dox in a txt file so they can be seperated and posted on the dox drop site at a later date. remind me when im on lulzhost tommorrow and ill dcc send it to you or something. --Theburk 23:44, 24 August 2007 (CDT)
So I Herd You Liek Individuals With Special Needs Playing Soccer
--Aghar 
21:38, 5 September 2007 (CDT)
- Needs moar basketball tards, IMO. --The Montgomery ...is ronery 16:39, 26 September 2007 (CDT)
- no, that is midget basketball you retard. --BURK
APPELS TEMPLAET
APPELS --Nakamura 22:20, 15 September 2007 (CDT)
SERSON'S WORLD
BURK: Serson has his own thread on 420chan PLZ ADV Weatherman 14:19, 19 September 2007 (CDT)
re: b&
I'm not really the one to talk to, but I will ask eppigy about it. 
janus zeal desu contribs
Regarding What what in the butt....
There's already a Samwell article. --Aghar 23:59, 27 September 2007 (CDT)
Furfag?
No I'm not, and even were I what would that have to do with rainbows? I guess the fag part... well even though I'm not furry, if I ever were it'd be straight furry with lola bunny so that's that, no rainbows. Lolicyst 02:51, 10 October 2007 (CDT)
Jews did WTC scripting
[20:46] <@Sheneequa> eppigy: okay the opening should be the CNN video of the plane hitting the south tower [20:47] <eppigy> lol [20:47] <eppigy> ausome [20:47] <@Sheneequa> then you should say we see here the worst tragedy to befall thisgeneration of Americans [20:47] <eppigy> then matza balls [20:47] <@Sheneequa> instantly, people started pointing fingers every which way [20:47] <@Sheneequa> but no one thought about the most obvious suspects
File this secretary of truth. --Sheneequa • Talk 22:42, 12 October 2007 (CDT)
Thanx
For reverting the Broadcaster article Burk. This is the gal who is PRUDE TO THE MAX!! :) --BïkeRaçe talk 00:33, 19 October 2007 (CDT)
Liar
You are a pathetic liar, but it entertains me:) http://www.freewebs.com/judgeworld/ -The Judge
Oh Snap
I'll do what I can when I'm less ill and my fucking fursuit mask arrives, til then you aint getting shit. Sawry - zipwolf
i am eatherpoop, youtube account plzgawdbeyogurt, reporting for duty
hahaha
doodee
imma furrytrolltrolltroll, and i want in the raids on jewtubes plzkthanxbye
for ceral man, i totally called out a furfag for being a nazi, he wept man. i love me. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bFGlmEjo-ng#SIMqhy7eE5c—The preceding comment was added by Eatherpoop?, who is too much of a fucking retard to sign his or her own posts. IT'S 4 TILDES (~), NOT ROCKET SCIENCE.
plz unban
need irc. i will give n00ds.
sincerely, alex—The preceding comment was added by Dizzykill, who is too much of a fucking retard to sign his or her own posts. IT'S 4 TILDES (~), NOT ROCKET SCIENCE.
User:BabyGurl
She's back, and editing again. Miqrogroove 10:54, 6 December 2007 (CST)
Alive-ish
Yo! I still live. I hope I remember how to do all this wiki faggotry. IRL caught up with me bad. Lots of shit and not enough drugs and alcohol. I'm currently evaluating whether I should head back into the depths of irc and ED. And my conscience is telling me "yes. tomorrow. after work." -Cirrus 15:44, 7 December 2007 (CST)
Transmetropolitain
Here you go. I think you will liek it. http://btjunkie.org/search?q=Transmetropolitan -Cirrus 14:33, 10 December 2007 (CST)
plz unban
need irc. not actually *contesting* anything, more than happy to change topics from useless "important" shit to more fun and worthwhile things.
--AD 21:33, 26 December 2007 (CST)
g00nery
I presume the shitstorm in a teacup subsided without me. Since most of this is really IRC generated drama, I suppose I rilly should have been on #ed before I did the redirect but -as a sysop on site- I'm getting sick of this shit.
Altho it's part of our charter to cover such shenanigans, I'm even inclined to delete their shitty page completely til they calm down from their hackers on skittles sugar-rush. Howevar, since ajt has been part of this, I'm not going to do anything til I talk with him.
tl;dr: I'll try and get on IRC this w/end if I can muster up the patience to deal with the hueg amounts of faggotry.
--OldDirtyBtard 12:11, 4 January 2008 (CST)
hot of the heels of fur
Weatherman 09:32, 18 January 2008 (CST)
hi i wanna chat plox :) --- all good
you are cordially invited to a most festive occassion remarking the reestablish
ment of chaos and absurdity. you must bring a helmet and fruit garment depicting
the corrosion of society as a whole, and the triumph of swine. you must request
forgiveness at one of our easy to locate confession boxes and recite joyfully a
bursting paragraph from a humble literary product of lol internets.
Get on irc fgt
◄ € Zenophile ﮚ ► æ ◄ Ǽ Talk ► 15:57, 20 January 2008 (CST)
<3—The preceding comment was added by The General de Sade, who is too much of a fucking retard to sign his or her own posts. IT'S 4 TILDES (~), NOT ROCKET SCIENCE.
BURK DO A THING
draw a picture of stalin surfing on a nuke which is mounted on the back of a cadillac and the cadillac is being towed by giant grizzly bears and stalin is looking majestic whilst firing two machineguns into the sky. - MORI 10:34, 4 February 2008 (CST)
lunch time
sorry internets died - brb lunch Weatherman 13:07, 7 February 2008 (CST)
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DON'T MESS WITH THE DONGS
Or you get the horns. ~
squidz 02:07, 14 March 2008 (CDT)
LOLDONGS
This is probably not technically accurate, but it's the closest I could get just basing it on the Arabic alphabet. سغنذدلﺬل—The preceding comment was added by Digital Utopia, who is too much of a fucking retard to sign his or her own posts. IT'S 4 TILDES (~), NOT ROCKET SCIENCE.
Moar Liek لول دنغز HezbolLOL 22:00, 28 March 2008 (CDT) لول دونغزeven
rickroll
=O
Weatherman 12:07, 28 March 2008 (CDT)
SIGN UR COMMENTS, KPLZTHX--Sir Lurksalot 20:12, 29 March 2008 (CDT)
Shota
Thanks for the heads up. I'm going to check it out and chat with some other sysops that are more familiar with the legal issues, but I do know that Shota isn't considered CP in the US and isn't illegal, although it's often used to supplement CP cases. What is on that page is probably "fine" despite being fucked up, and it IS a big deal on the internet. However, before I do anything else, I'll get some official opinions on it. White•Mystery
- I went ahead and put the article back since it's pretty important as things go and it's not illegal. However, I'll make sure your concerns are known. Thanks again for the heads up. White•Mystery
hey.
when you've got the time i want to talk to you about some stuff...
later
ITzFkNsKuEE 06:11, 31 May 2008 (CDT) (lol @ my name)
also:
GODDAMMIT BURK (AKA: WAKENJENK)
Atmospheric Skull Sodomizing A Grand Piano
<3 Mescalito 04:42, 1 January 2009 (CST)
thx burk
Lol, I guess I'll just stick to the classic time/date display from now on. Thanks for the heads up. ~ endedrural (talk) 20:05, 26 March 2009 (UTC)
(;b^_^)b
you might not know who i am but i know who you are and you know who i am but not atm since this is a fake account but i want to say ilu --Achalel 02:48, 27 March 2009 (UTC)
O HAI
Please don't remove the header scroller on the Chris Chan page. It was added in an attempt to reduce clutter on that page as it has been a longstanding issue.
Tl;dr: LEAVE IT ALONE FAGGOT.Arguecat3(Stalk)
14:19, 27 March 2009 (UTC)
- Umm the only templates I added were the gallery and the youtube video player. The other header scroller and whatever in the fuck that other one were put on by Juggity. I thought you were removing it to be a faggot and didn't realize you were burk at first. And yes, the page needs alot of cleanup.Arguecat3(Stalk)
02:35, 29 March 2009 (UTC)
What's with the sudden vandalism spree?
You fucked with the userpages of me and others, for what reason now?--Jizzy McDildo 19:49, 1 April 2009 (UTC)
- Is this what happens every April Fool's? Am I unfamiliar with you? If I'm such a terrible editor, why don't you try and improve articles I've made major contributions to, or leave me a message on my talk page, rather than leave meatspin/blargh on my profile page? The reason I reverted your edit is because I was in the middle of editing it myself!
BTW, I didn't know it was a sin to link shit in talk pages. Perhaps I should've nevar left you any message at all. (OH NOES!!! A LINK!!!) Plus, I wouldn't mess with anyone else's userpages like that; the only time I've edited one's profile page is to place an appropriate template there.--Jizzy McDildo 20:09, 1 April 2009 (UTC)
- Wow, I thought you were DONE ranting about how much I suck as an editor. I guess I was terribly mistaken. Before I respond to your most recent flames, let me address a statement you made earlier.
| —Theburk |
Be prepared for the following TL;DR:
First of all, I'm not from Uncyclopedia, so I wouldn't be "going back" there. Secondly, do you srsly think my contributions are Unclyclopedic in nature? Alright, maybe when I started about two years ago, I was a complete noob who edited blindly without reading any of the guidelines, but that's because I arrived here via message board. The link read something along the lines of, "to edit the page, just click the link. Where it says, "you can create this page", just click the red text and it will redirect you to a new page where you can start the new article." The poster never even MENTIONED what and what not to do as far as the style guide, rules & regulations, etc. were concerned. So, therefore, I was banned several times for not reading up on how to edit. Afterwards, I started getting banned for placing the {{unsigned}} template on unsigned comments on talk pages that linked to each other, and placing the {{sign}} template on each of those users talk pages. I thought I was helping but it was time consuming, and ultimately not worth the effort put into it. I suppose this proved the old addage: "the road to hell is paved with good intentions".
Now to address your most recent posts: This is the first wiki I've ever edited, so have no former wiki experience. That also means I've never been part of TOW, either, so I have no idea where you got that impression. By your logic, I should just be a total prick towards everybody and fuck up their userpages if I don't like the way they edit. But hey, double standards dictate I would be "doing it wrong" because when I address you for doing shit to MY userpage, you'd call it BAWWW, yet when it's the other way around, I'm the one BAWWWing because of what I did to your page. I can't win. If you even took time to look at my userpage, you'd realize that there are sysops who approve of at least some of what I do, and when I'm wrong, either I admit it (or at least try to) or they tell me so. Are those sysops retards for not being pricks towards me?
I apologise for the proceeding TL;DR, and for wasting your time.--Jizzy McDildo 15:52, 3 April 2009 (UTC)
[18:20] <BURK> oh man [18:20] <BURK> i got [18:20] <BURK> the most amazing crying bullshit on my talk page [18:20] <BURK> 3 paragraphs of some kid crying because i said he should go back to uncyc with his userboxes that no one gives a shit about [18:21] <renzo> god damn [18:21] <nay> By your logic, BLAHBLAHBLAHBLAH BLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLA [18:21] <BURK> ya exactly [18:21] <@h64> wait [18:21] <@h64> so [18:21] <@h64> burk [18:21] <@h64> let me get this straight [18:22] <@h64> okay [18:22] <@h64> someone on the internet is butthurt [18:22] <BURK> apparently [18:22] <BURK> idk im not reading all that shit
hey
when ur done flaming noobs get on yah chat, we need to talk.
TALK ▪ STALK
23:50, 1 April 2009 (UTC)
...
Fuck you -_- Zeyra, also known as Zeldakitten. Harass me for ... whatever, here 19:50, 7 April 2009 (UTC)
- We should be thankful that we have been blessed with such a lulzy lolcow. --Stumbles 00:51, 8 April 2009 (UTC)
- I'm a cat, not a cow. Zeyra, also known as Zeldakitten. Harass me for ... whatever, here 00:57, 8 April 2009 (UTC)
- You are a fucking failure, thats what you are. --Stumbles 01:01, 8 April 2009 (UTC)
- I don't see how you become less of a failure stating that, rather the opposite, actually. Zeyra, also known as Zeldakitten. Harass me for ... whatever, here 01:03, 8 April 2009 (UTC)
This picture comes to mind when ever you go crying about how you are being mistreated around here. --Stumbles 01:11, 8 April 2009 (UTC)
- Who says I am crying? Zeyra, also known as Zeldakitten. Harass me for ... whatever, here 01:12, 8 April 2009 (UTC)
- I don't see how you become less of a failure stating that, rather the opposite, actually. Zeyra, also known as Zeldakitten. Harass me for ... whatever, here 01:03, 8 April 2009 (UTC)
- You are a fucking failure, thats what you are. --Stumbles 01:01, 8 April 2009 (UTC)
- I'm a cat, not a cow. Zeyra, also known as Zeldakitten. Harass me for ... whatever, here 00:57, 8 April 2009 (UTC)
50 CWC Post
DavidFailkips 16:44, 16 April 2009 (UTC)
burk i liked your old page better 
h64 13:58, 17 April 2009 (UTC)
hi
Weatherman(talkpage) 01:15, 25 April 2009 (UTC)
Vandalism
Hello
I do apologize for the retroactive ban but it was decided on the administrator's mailing list that certain actions must be curtailed, namely the trolling of sysop Crazyconan. As such, it was also decided that the major offending users (Yourself and Mescalito) be removed from the community for a time deemed appropriate. Your ban will expire November 11th, 2009, give or take 24 hours. I do hope you re-learn ED, as ED 2.0 is drastically different from it's 1.0 counterpart. Even I'm just learning that. -- Sysop That Thing There (What I've done) 08:40, 10 May 2009 (UTC)
SO
YEAH Weatherman(talkpage) 08:40, 10 May 2009 (UTC)
Newspaper Clipping
| —The New York Times |
Just thought I'd pass it along. lemonlisp 07:00, 13 May 2009 (UTC)
- Sounds about right. --Stumbles 17:15, 18 May 2009 (UTC)
Hay
DO YOU FEEL LIKE YOU'RE FALLING - From the lulzdeck, this is Your Captain Speaking 
19:38, 18 May 2009 (UTC)
YO
Weatherman(talkpage) 15:07, 19 May 2009 (UTC)
| YOU CANT TROLL A TROLL. ALSO SUP
|
Weatherman(talkpage) 14:59, 23 May 2009 (UTC)
NUCK THE FRINGE !? FRINGE did 911 ? !!!!!
| THIS PAGE IS BEING WATCHED BY ENEMIES OF THE LULZ THEY GOT TIRED OF PLAYING SOLO |
Weatherman(talkpage) 13:56, 25 May 2009 (UTC)
'Scuse Me
WTF r u doing? Don't vandalize, plz. And no, I won't gay cyber with you on IRC. Dr. Gin 04:13, 31 May 2009 (UTC)
socks
disregardWeatherman(talkpage) 15:20, 2 June 2009 (UTC)
Hey Burk Skuee is a faggot derp
Hey Burk I think you need to do more trolling with Skuee, also this is Iraepedyourmotherlol aka terr0rpen0s from YouTube and not BodyXPolitic. P.S. Don't forget to tell Weatherman that, derp.
- BoxxyShallRiseAgain 06:46, 25 June 2009 (UTC)
- Goodnight Body, sleep well. Return in a few. Pretty sure good old boxxyabee will return if you pray hard enough son.
Weatherman(talkpage) 11:01, 28 June 2009 (UTC)
- Goodnight Body, sleep well. Return in a few. Pretty sure good old boxxyabee will return if you pray hard enough son.
