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Hello, Taxwoman

THIS IS SERIOUS; READ IT.

Congratulations on joining ED! You probably fit into one of these categories:

1. New User

Before making your first article look over ED:101. Try checking out random articles and fixing typos, grammar and/or bullshit where you find them before trying to make a new page. To start with, make multiple small edits to different articles until you have the hang of it. If you don't, it is unlikely that your article will survive for more than sixty seconds and you risk being molested by ED Sysops.

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--Hoveround 13:06, 19 August 2007 (CDT)

I see you've come back. I wish to wish you a belated Valentine's Day and if I ever come to England I would like to be tied up by you. Ritegroic 10:45, 18 February 2008 (CST)

Thanks!

I expanded your page a little, tell me what you think.
You can whip me any time. --Kevman459 07:30, 2 March 2008 (CST)

I really do think nudes of Taxwoman would improve it a great deal. Ritegroic 11:44, 2 March 2008 (CST)

ref bullshit doesn't work here, use {{quote|text here}} and just external links like this[1] pix are good too--Lulzercaust 07:25, 11 March 2008 (CDT)

Unlike you, I don't rely on passive agressive messages to get my point across. No one likes you, or cares about your drama at Wikipedia. And no, I don't care either, all I care about is keeping shit out of ED, which is why I'll be reverting all your edits. Die in a fire, --Kevman459 20:10, 21 March 2008 (CDT)

• IAWTC. You're a crazy bitch and I hate you. I am probably going to ban you some time in the near future unless you stop fucking stuff up. White•Mystery

Poetlister pic

Hey ladyboy, where did you steal the original Poetlister pics from? Not the later one that looked ugly and like somebody else. Whoever you stole the original from is hot. So tell me who? Ritegroic 06:50, 12 September 2008 (CDT)

I wouldn't bother with Taxwoman if I were you....

I already made that mistake - and believe me, that spiteful, two-faced cyber-whore isn't worth the agony at all.

Her real name is Vikrama Parmar (or Vicky for short). She only started pestering me because Rachel Brown and the rest of her lesbian cohort had dumped her - and quite rightly so, if you ask me.

Vikrama Parmar/Taxwoman/Vicky is a spoiled, conceited, obnoxious little fuckwad who resides in Twatford and considers herself innately superior to anyone who doesn't share her religion (supposedly Hindu) and/or her nationality (Indian-pretending-to-be-British) and/or her sexual preference (lesbian-pretending-to-be-bisexual).

I shall give you one typical example which springs to mind: on account of her horribly smug, petty and bigoted attitudes, she casually refers to someone like Mohammed al-Fayed as "scum" (apparently, because he's an Arab Muslim who has more money than she does). However, what she fails to realize (or simply refuses to acknowledge) is that she is really not any better than him - or much different either. Sufficeth to say, both al-Fayed and Vikrama Parmar are loathsome, venal, sanctimonious (and parsimonious!!) Third World parasites shamelessly leeching off the British economy.

For about a year after she and her lesbian cronies were permanently banned from Wikipedia in 2007, Vikrama Parmar/Taxwoman/Vicky kept herself busy by flaunting her flabby brown meat handles and brandishing her abject lack of creative writing ability on other petty wikisites such as Wipipedia and Wikinfo. (You do have to wonder who she was trying to impress with such crass online behaviour, as it made her more enemies than not.)

Oh, and I wouldn't bother going after Giselle/Poetlister either, as she is merely an innocent acquaintance of Rachel Brown's. Because Rachel Brown spurned our Vikrama, Vicky now maliciously condescends to the virginal Giselle/Poetlister and derides her as "a little piece of blonde fluff".

And don't get me started about Vikrama/Taxwoman/Vicky's bad-tempered, ill-mannered, poverty-stricken, neurologically fucked-up former little pet bitch, Mary/Speedoslover/DistantCentauri! In case you haven't guessed, I am a butthurt cunt.—The preceding comment was added by Vikrama Parmar, who is too much of a fucking retard to sign his or her own posts. IT'S 4 TILDES (~), NOT ROCKET SCIENCE.

• Cool story sis.--MudkipsPlz ^{•Is watching you masturbate•} 23:33, 5 July 2009 (UTC)