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Is pleasant and respects my authority as a male. A++ --無 & Ghostlight 04:30, 22 Mar 2005 (UTC)

**blorch** --Simone

• Her tiger style kung fu is strong. Good jorb! --hardvice 18:29, 22 Mar 2005 (UTC)

I know I am very spotty... um, not a comment on my menstrual flow, but rather on my presence here... but I hope you will allow my definition of "frottage" (and whatever else I may come up with after suitable deep thoughts and stuff) to stand, and edit it to make it cuter or something if you like. Thanks. --Simone 18:12, 18 Jan 2006 (UTC)

Frottage

Don't forget to use a category, and don't use 2 spaces after a period. Also it should be like "this". and not like "this." ~ Banaan 19:37, 18 Jan 2006 (UTC)

• No, it should be like "this," and not "this", you swedish bastard. --Ntg85
• Banaan: 10-4 on the first two. Forget the last bit; if I did that I would also have to say "colour" and "manoeuvre", etc., and that's just too much to keep track of. Ktkxbye. --Simone 06:49, 19 Jan 2006 (UTC)
  • LOL, yeah! Learn to speak American, Banaan, jeez! --Bastardman 13:59, 19 Jan 2006 (UTC)
    • I believe there is a line somewhere stating that ED is for an American public and should maintain American spelling. I'll admit I have no proof whatsoever for the "-thingies.. but in all reason, the "-symbol states a certain "quoting", how can you possibly quote a comma or period, which is part of the sentence and not of the particular movie/game/word you're quoting? Plz advise. ~ Banaan 14:03, 19 Jan 2006 (UTC)
      • Actually I think you're right. If it were a full sentence, I think the period would go inside the quoatation, but not in the case of just a few words. But then again, what do I know? The point I'm trying to make here is basically that Ntg85 is wrong. --Bastardman 16:22, 19 Jan 2006 (UTC)

Heed, strumpet

I'm the resident queer OMG gurl here, so back off. --Ntg85 02:42, 19 Jan 2006 (UTC)

• That's the worst attempt at getting laid I have ever seen CAN YOU DO ANYTHING OTHER THAN FUCKING FAIL--WKD 02:59, 19 Jan 2006 (UTC)
  • Listen, we all know you're upset about your mom breaking up with you and becoming a camwhore, but you don't have to take it out on me. Go find another slut; time heals all wounds. --Ntg85 03:28, 19 Jan 2006 (UTC)
    • I'm not so much taking it out on you as I am spreading the love that I have deep down inside of me. No, that's a lie, but you're not the only one wingsnugs --WKD 03:35, 19 Jan 2006 (UTC)
      • WKD is merely exercising reverse psychology on you Ntg85.. he passionately lubes you. ~ Banaan 14:05, 19 Jan 2006 (UTC)
        • You're so dirty when you're jealous Bannana boy, I have engine oil and a jackhammer waiting for you, come hither --WKD 20:14, 19 Jan 2006 (UTC)
• Simone was here first. Admittedly, it's been months since she's shown her face here, but check out the history on most of the lesbian articles and there she is.--Buffy the Apostrophe Slayer (talk) 13:54, 19 Jan 2006 (UTC)
  • Thanks dude. I thought that might be the case, but I admittedly did not put the time into researching the date of Ntg85's genesis here; instead, I changed her simplistic foam-at-the-mouth headline into something far more pleasing to the eye. I don't exactly mind being called a whore, it's just so fucking boring. If she comes at me again I'm thinking of translating the post in question into Turkish. Whaddaya think?  ;) --Simone 18:23, 19 Jan 2006 (UTC)
    • pix plz--WKD 20:05, 19 Jan 2006 (UTC)
      • kk. --Simone 11:47, 20 Jan 2006 (UTC)

Banaan:

I will read up on asterisks. In the meantime, if you want to communicate something to me in such a way that I will pay attention, just state your piece, without smug self-congratulatory pseudo-cryptic shit, k? --Simone 03:51, 20 Jan 2006 (UTC)

The Slayer (and her much-discussed friends)

Those were some fine additions you made to the Buffy article. I wasn't sure if I wanted to give a breakdown of the show's major arcs, but I think you covered the later seasons just fine. --Commander Cody 10:58, 23 Jan 2006 (UTC)