User talk:Sieg Fail
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Hello, Sieg Fail
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MysteryBot 18:01, 4 March 2009 (UTC)
Play with me
No, I'm not letting this go, because I'm a stalker first and a troll second. I'm just a friend you don't know! I'm maybe not the best at gathering information, and since you're scared shitless of the possibility of finding this young boy that ClydeC coerced into a sexual relationship with a 27 year old man for two months while recording it (as well as what happened in the audio (which by the way IS fucking hilarious in parts, particularly "ruining" chewbacca; I'm currently spending a shitload of time and sanity writing it all down for others here, check it out, fix typos but don't censor)) I thought I'd fire off a test round. I might be wrong. I know that although lulzy, Danny boy went to extremes, but hey, someone involving a minor in a sex show but won't fess up and protect his life from ruin is an even lulzier secret than a retard shitting himself and sticking shit up his ass to save the fictional love of his life. Not by much, but it involves real people, with real shit to ruin, not basement dwellers whos social standing is already at zero. I'm not even interested in a happily ever after story for CWC right now, either, but I am interested in not fucking too many people up among his trolls. None of you wanted it, but there must be a fall guy and right now, all we have is Julaaaaaaaaaay, who, hats off to you all for keeping it anonymous, remembered to say the nickname of about five times in an hour.
But here, just to see how good or bad my aim is, I'm going to throw out an honest to god guess using the little bits of information I can gather as to who you are. If I'm miles off, and I probably am, I've nothing to work with, read your underage b& it as a luzly bedtime story about how the people wanting to uncover this thing are as blind as a bat; I've noticed that /v/ are shit at it in particular, even without the disinformation/killthread defence employed. You're either...
The dutch guy you all banned for no reason. or,
SPAST one thInC you didn't NERF BAG-4 about this chan!
If you're neither, laugh and point. If you are, email me (its in the toolbox below the search function on my userspace since you're not very good with a wiki). Whoops, no siggy -Wit 
• msg 01:10, 7 March 2009 (UTC)
I think you're wasting your time. I'm not Bluespike or some retarded puppet. Have you seen my english? It sucks because I'm spanish. Fuck the anonymity.
I love trolling when I'm bored, I prefer trolling other spaniards rather than strangers (there are furfags and basement dwellers everywhere, spain isn't an exception). If you want to stalk and find Bluespike...well, i don't see the point. He is a troll like I am, and he does what he wants just for the lulz, not thinking about consequences. I can't say he is doing anything bad, because we are similar in some ways.
It's important to keep trolling and real life well separated. Well, you can send photos to his family (like someone did), this thing is IRL, but I mean you must keep trolling away from YOUR life. IRL I'm a good person, I don't make fun of retards and i behave like I'm expected to do. But on the internet I can troll as I want, leaving the moral apart, like every troll does. It's just for the fun.
And that's why I can't see the point in telling a troll "you are doing bad things to someone". But that's my opinion. Sieg Fail 10:58, 7 March 2009 (UTC)
- He didn't do it for lulz, he attempted to steal over a thousand dollars worth of a manchild's toys for himself, and wanted to empty out his paypal too, so keeping trolling out of his IRL is out of the question, he already brought it home. His claim to fame is that he outwitted a retard, yet HE lost out. Chris just lost a medallion and dignity, but his tard recovery powers had him making a video the next day, his mainly to refute allegations about his position of Mayor in his make believe world. I'm not saying "now now young man don't you do that" I'm saying I hate his voice and attitude, he lost his PSN over a retard and tried to commit crimes without even a clue about covering your ass, and I think it would be fucking funny if everyone in his life knew that he spent his nights masturbating along with chris chan and staring at his anus. Chris is a lolcow, but BlueSpike is asking for it. -Wit
• msg 14:04, 7 March 2009 (UTC)
- He did what? Well, stealing money from Chris is just crossing the line. I approve the trolling (medallion get, photos sent to his parents, etc), but stealing...wtf.Sieg Fail 15:46, 7 March 2009 (UTC)
