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LOL

I'M N UR N00B TALK, CUMMIN ON UR HERPES Tfo 04:16, 29 September 2006 (UTC)

Please take note of why other people get banned and don't be those people. That way we can welcome you into our loving e-family and repeatedly abuse and molest you like the siblings and parents you wish you never had. And like all good families, you may then pass the abuse on to the new and more junior members. Welcome to ED! --WKD 21:28, 4 Feb 2006 (UTC)

Hello Vitamin G

Yeah I'm old school, lactoflavin.. ~ Banaan 11:12, 5 Feb 2006 (UTC)

  • To be honest, I'm actually Cyanocobalamin, but I thought noone would recognize me so I took my relative's name...Forever!--Riboflavin 16:43, 5 Feb 2006 (UTC)
    • I just wanted to look smart.. ~ Banaan 17:00, 5 Feb 2006 (UTC)
      • There's nothing wrong with that..Just don't go into details about how lactoflavin is produced. I don't think my brain could take it--Riboflavin 17:02, 5 Feb 2006 (UTC)

OMG HI

OK, now you've appealed to my Seekrit Golden Girls fixation and linked to noone. You are officially my favourite new contributor.--Buffy the Apostrophe Slayer (talk) 22:50, 5 Feb 2006 (UTC)

Re: Bad, bad Naughtyned!

I don't call myself Naughty Ned for no reason!

  • You could be into BDSM for all I know!--Riboflavin 02:37, 15 Feb 2006 (UTC)
    • Why, yes I am! Read my Uncyclopedia articles on Jibboo and Marcie.--Naughtyned 02:52, 15 Feb 2006 (UTC)
      • I'm sorry, I could not bring myself to click because I'm allergic to Uncyclopedia. Nothing personal.--Riboflavin 03:00, 15 Feb 2006 (UTC)
        • Granted, Uncyclopedia does not have the same high standards for humor as ED. For example repeating the same image 45 times - no one @ UnPee could be that creative!--Naughtyned 03:13, 15 Feb 2006 (UTC)
          • The sharpness of your sarcasm knows no bounds. Please spare me. Ah...The fear is too great. It is as if the zombie apocalypse has been realized. Excuse me, but somebody is going to the bathroom and my presence is required.--Riboflavin 03:36, 15 Feb 2006 (UTC)

Pussy Cat Dolls

Dude, you totally stole that Ass|talent and Boobs|originality joke from Tila Tequila. :P --Bastardman 22:20, 28 Feb 2006 (UTC)

  • Yes I did. 'Cause I thought it fit in perfectly. I'll gladly make you a new pair of sneakers to avoid your wrath. I get whipped enough at the North Face factory... Just consider it a testament to your mass power of lulz, oh mighty Admin. --Riboflavin 23:05, 28 Feb 2006 (UTC)


You no like pr0n

lol R U G@y ???

  • Huh? Sign your comments--Riboflavin 01:29, 2 Mar 2006 (UTC)

Hey fag, maybe you could not take the interwebs so seriously and just read what I'm trying to say. B)

http://www.geocities.com/CapitolHill/2838/every.html

Chill out. -- Resident

Edit: Yes I wanna spread the lulz, but I feel strongly about these ideas and I'm sticking to them.

  • tl;dr.--Riboflavin 05:46, 2 Mar 2006 (UTC)
    • You don't get it. He's being anarchist by not conforming to your uptight ideals about anarchy. FIGHT THE POWER!!! --Ntg85 05:54, 2 Mar 2006 (UTC)
      • But it is useless! I am trapped in motherland, forever slaved to Nike corporation. My mother has escaped, but likely is working on girly, girly, girly, girly American's nails.--Riboflavin 06:02, 2 Mar 2006 (UTC)
        • THIS BOTH CONFUSES AND ENRAGES ME. --WKD 08:46, 2 Mar 2006 (UTC)

A Cunt? Me?

CUNT :D JackBlackJohnsonv2.9 20:05, 10 April 2006 (UTC)
  • Que? Merong puss a ce pantalon ko?--Riboflavin 20:11, 10 April 2006 (UTC)
I fixed your userpage again. :P JackBlackJohnsonv3.9 16:49, 11 April 2006 (UTC)
    • Me.. a fucker? *sniff* I need to go to my emo corner. The reason I reverted was 'cause my talk page didn't get moved. Srsly, dude, you should really go fuck around with wikifur instead of worrying what I'm doing with my user page.--Riboflavin 17:02, 11 April 2006 (UTC)


Is this national 'Troll ED week'?

What is with WonkoInsane/WonkoInane/whateverthehell? A contest that I wasn't informed about to see who can figure out the most boring ways possible to troll a humor wiki? J3ph 42 18:22, 11 April 2006 (UTC)

  • It all started about a month ago with some Willy on Wheels style vandalism. I know it's annoying, but it's best to not touch all those moved pages, 'cause it's easier for the admins to fix it all up.--Riboflavin 18:27, 11 April 2006 (UTC)
    • Well, not doing anything is a task I feel up to. J3ph 42 18:40, 11 April 2006 (UTC)


Massive wikiedit

Look, I'm extremely busy right now, so could you just give me a list of pages to protect and people to ban? I have to finish this extremely lengthy project today, but I don't want to leave ED in the middle of a fucking huge WikiEdit war. Since you've been following this, I'm trusting your judgment. ~ User:Krade hi yo~ 21:22, 11 April 2006 (UTC)

  • things to block and protect

John Kerry User:Oh hoo hoo! Cheesemond is amused! User:Loose goose User:Jacktallica User:WoknoInane User:WonkoInsane User:JackBlackJohnsonv3.9 User:HammerUK9 User:JackBlackJohnsonv2.9 User:Cheesemond says: "ED=Wankers who have erection trouble." User:Cheesemond says: "ED=Wankers who have erection trouble."!!! User:Braro I think that's about it. Sorry about all this shit Krade... :(--Riboflavin 21:45, 11 April 2006 (UTC)

  • Thanks! *gives Riboflavin the prize* ~ User:Krade hi yo~ 22:27, 11 April 2006 (UTC)
    • Yay, prize! Is it food? I haven't had any food since I put the swoosh on backwards...--Riboflavin 22:49, 11 April 2006 (UTC)

Mark this article as patrolled

I noticed this on new articles. Any info on it? Samsara 08:08, 14 April 2006 (UTC)

  • I asked Krade a while back, and it's basically the cause of those red ! you see on recent changes. When you mark it as patrolled, the ! goes away. So it's basically a useless feature.--Riboflavin 13:44, 14 April 2006 (UTC)

WHUT.

THOU HAST ENRAGED ME, O DIRTY KNAVE. WILLEST THOU DRAW THINE SWORD? lulz--Lolzombie 03:43, 19 April 2006 (UTC)

  • Oh no you didn't! You better not start anything with me, bitch! I'll get all loco on yo' scrawny gringo ass.--Riboflavin 03:55, 19 April 2006 (UTC)

MAKE LOVE TO ME GOOD SIR

lol yiff yiff yiff rite-இ 01:02, 21 April 2006 (UTC)

Blanking

User:Jashin's was very enthusiastic, wasn't he? --Foodlebunny 01:03, 23 April 2006 (UTC)

  • His mouse must be well greased from all that masturbating.--Riboflavin 01:04, 23 April 2006 (UTC)

hai2u

Hey, after years months weeks hours seconds of deliberation, you have been pounded in the butt. Make sure you join ed_admins, too. Happy reverting! ~ User:Krade hi yo~ 15:39, 23 April 2006 (UTC)

  • OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! *spazzing* I'd fuck you right now, but I'm not gay. And when my birthday is just around the corner! You like me, you really, really like me!--Riboflavin 15:42, 23 April 2006 (UTC)

Congratulations. I see you are already doing an excellent job. Now maybe I can rest for a while! --Jacknstock 17:13, 23 April 2006 (UTC)

It's good to see you still have this completely in hand. I will now go back to whatever the hell I do when I'm not sysoping. --Jacknstock 03:36, 24 April 2006 (UTC)

You beat me to the redir edit! I HATE YOU NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111111111111111111111111 --Jacknstock 04:16, 24 April 2006 (UTC)

  • You pounded me in the ass without a condom! I, ALSO, HATE YOU NOW111111111111111111111111111!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!--Riboflavin 04:18, 24 April 2006 (UTC)
    • It's your own fault for having your back to me. You're always that little bit ahead! --Jacknstock 04:09, 26 April 2006 (UTC)
      • Jokes on you, I gots me them AIDS.--Riboflavin 04:14, 26 April 2006 (UTC)

Tell me who to ban

User:Rd89101404 appears to be a spambot. Needs banning. J3ph 42 13:57, 27 April 2006 (UTC)

  • Thank you kindly, good sir. *hands over prize* Free liver for you!--Riboflavin 14:01, 27 April 2006 (UTC)
    • Finally, now I can feed my family! J3ph 42 14:07, 27 April 2006 (UTC)

You are far more tolerant than me. I ban the fanbois without warning. I guess it's OK to warn first... --Jacknstock 12:33, 2 May 2006 (UTC)

  • My heart still has reservations about using the banhammer, for I am not a crotchety old admin like you.--Riboflavin 13:57, 2 May 2006 (UTC)

User:EncyclopediaDramaticasucks Is a vandal from TOW - needs banning J3ph 42 19:40, 8 May 2006 (UTC) He returned with an innovative name. User:EncyclopediaDramaticasucks2J3ph 42 19:45, 8 May 2006 (UTC) You know the drill User:EncyclopediaDramaticaSUCKS.... J3ph 42 20:05, 8 May 2006 (UTC)

That was quick, did they finally implement a mass revert function for admins? J3ph 42 19:40, 8 May 2006 (UTC)

  • No, just abusing the rollback function and Firefox :P--Riboflavin 19:41, 8 May 2006 (UTC)

其是风题题?

الموت لاميركا! الله اكبر! حتي مع موت الشيوعيه و

它的主题是什么话题,这时候再空间性和轻型 (animu)为什么这一条!? 幽默风荡妇的话立即把英文网页译成其他语文!?

(ピ*ピカ*ピカチュウ~ウ 21:58, 4 May 2006 (UTC))

  • 讲英语, 请。Because I hella don't speak Chinese.--Riboflavin 22:07, 4 May 2006 (UTC)

I\'m new

Hello, I am user Kunzite. I am a new user, and may you help me on editing articles in the ED???

Thank you

  • Read your welcome message on your talk page. That should help.--Riboflavin 21:00, 8 May 2006 (UTC)

User page edit

I did it for the lulz. --Jacknstock 23:49, 10 May 2006 (UTC)

  • Lollers.. *slowly cuts pain away in emo corner*--Riboflavin 03:14, 12 May 2006 (UTC)


A Funny Remark

Rib, why did you edit out my funny remark? The Holocaust page? Ring any bells, you absolute cunt? It was cold-blooded! Like you did an edit, looked, thought about what I said and removed it anyway. Why?!! It was better than the existing 'Important Note' you left in! Get a bloody decent sense of humour! Like mine, shithead!

My demands of you are quite simple: Put it back, and contract cancerous AIDS in both eyes. Then pass it on to your own mother by raping her with your enormous, pulsating pupils (WTD?) --Anal6 00:34, 13 May 2006 (UTC)

  • Your anger is misdirected. I didn't even touch your Holocaust edit, the most I've done to that page is revert some vandalism. Srsly go check it out, your e-detective skills fail.--Riboflavin 05:15, 13 May 2006 (UTC)
    • Anal6 is correct in stating that you removed Anal's edit in Holocaust. It is your most recent edit of that article. Nonetheless, Anal has overreacted and was indefinitely banned for it. The actions of mods are not to be questioned by n00bs. --Jacknstock 05:24, 13 May 2006 (UTC)
      • Aw, fuck it. Who cares?--Riboflavin 05:27, 13 May 2006 (UTC)
        • Don't Care was made to care. --Jacknstock 05:30, 13 May 2006 (UTC)
          • IT'S SO LOVELY TO LOVINGLY LOVE YOU! with a pillow over your face--Riboflavin 05:34, 13 May 2006 (UTC)

Deleting

I'm usually careful to delete or at least edit the text in the "Reason for deletion:" box. It's counterproductive if an article is deleted only to have its text in the deletion log forever. --Jacknstock 03:29, 18 May 2006 (UTC)

  • I thought the text would speak for itself, but I see your point. --Riboflavin 03:44, 18 May 2006 (UTC)

User:Faucet eye

You thought the 22 minute ban while I wrote him a message was too long? Oh, I'm so sorry, I will try to learn to type faster. Seriously, if another admin is handling something, have faith in them and let them handle it. --Jacknstock 04:23, 29 May 2006 (UTC)

Essential my ass

I suggest unto you that you are less essential than B12 or B6.

Would you like to yiff? --Sheneequa 00:02, 30 May 2006 (UTC)

  • B2! I got a better number than the rest of those poseurs! And no to yiffing.--Riboflavin 02:23, 30 May 2006 (UTC)

This is kind of embarassing

But if you would mind putting a picture of Image:Herm.jpg on your page and captioning it 'Judging from all available information from the internet, Riboflaven looks like this'. I don't want to be a burden or anything, but your page is protected and I do not have teh ops. --Sheneequa 01:17, 1 June 2006 (UTC)

Oh, and what color are you? --Sheneequa 01:57, 1 June 2006 (UTC)

  • Yellow.--Riboflavin 02:30, 1 June 2006 (UTC)
    • As we all know, yellow goes quite well with brown. --Sheneequa 02:49, 1 June 2006 (UTC)
      • A fifty herm post isn't paying you attention? --Sheneequa 03:38, 1 June 2006 (UTC)
        • Liek, OMG no. *rolleyes*. Thanks, though--Riboflavin 03:43, 1 June 2006 (UTC)
          • Whenever you feel bad you can always fall back on your uber ops and block some random bitchez. --Sheneequa 03:46, 1 June 2006 (UTC)
            • Don't worry too much about me. I'm essential!--Riboflavin 03:51, 1 June 2006 (UTC)

Please unprotect my user page

Can you please use your mighty vitamin power to unprotect my user page? --Einsidler 13:23, 1 June 2006 (UTC)

  • Ho-kay!--Riboflavin 13:28, 1 June 2006 (UTC)
    • Yay! Now I can spread the lulz with a newer user-page. --Einsidler 13:36, 1 June 2006 (UTC)

Question

Do really fat people really get a belly-button turned vagina? That's kinda gross. ----Sheneequa 01:48, 2 June 2006 (UTC)

  • I... don't... know...!
    • It is a verified fact-Ket 07:43, 2 June 2006 (UTC)

One time I was like :( and Riboflavin was like ^__^ and I was like :D --Sheneequa 14:12, 4 June 2006 (UTC)

the error

Read what I actually said, I get that error after editing, nothing to do with searching :) --TheRealSlimSelina 07:37, 5 June 2006 (UTC)
Oh, woops. It's not too much of a problem, it just doesn't auto-refresh the article or whatever, all your changes are saved. I dunno, I'm not too familiar with all the inner-workings of MediaWiki--Riboflavin 03:41, 8 June 2006 (UTC)


Needs banning

Johnny the Vandal self explanitory. --J3ph 42 15:00, 9 June 2006 (UTC)

Unprotect or just add

Please either unprotect Furries or add Image:Lolgayfurry.jpg to it. --Sheneequa 05:23, 10 June 2006 (UTC)

please

Please unprotect Azrael, God, YTMND. Or at least just Azrael. Thank you. Samsara 13:36, 10 June 2006 (UTC)

Otherkin needs to be unlocked. Thank you. Samsara 01:34, 13 June 2006 (UTC)

Lil Sin mess

Can you sort out the Lil Sin mess. I tried to fix it but mediawiki fucking with me, won't let me move over a redirect. Seems Lil Sin will need to be baleted before its content can be moved back there. --Not an E! Insider 04:45, 11 June 2006 (UTC)

Re: Whining

Squeaky clean hammer
Squeaky clean hammer
Squeaky hammer
Squeaky hammer

[1] It's because you are internets cool --Not an E! Insider 13:17, 12 June 2006 (UTC)

  • Bah-humbug! They just know my banhammer is of the squeaky variety--Riboflavin 13:20, 12 June 2006 (UTC)
    • It may be squeaky, but not squeaky clean[2]--Not an E! Insider 13:31, 12 June 2006 (UTC)
      • I did put some cans of soda in there...--Riboflavin 13:39, 12 June 2006 (UTC)
        • "I have one of these. Being the new guy, they don't trust me with a real Banhammer." hehe, somehow fits with this: 
03:24, 30 April 2006 Riboflavin blocked "User:Riboflavin" with an
expiry time of infinite (Fanboy. You had a second chance and blew it.)

That is funny on so many levels. Then again, could be worse. Actually, just looking back on that article's talk page: 

Why though? Most of those articles are funny. Maybe this 'policy'
should be changed, more general comedy rather than only internets
related stuff and less livejournal crap
--Einsidler 16:23, 3 Mar 2006 (UTC)

All hail The Policy! All hail The Drama! Long live the admins!
*Salutes*--Riboflavin 16:25, 3 Mar 2006 (UTC)

So that is why your a sysop and I'm just being mistaken for one every few days --Not an E! Insider 14:48, 12 June 2006 (UTC)

  • Kiss-assery goes a long way! And banning myself was a fun mistake, 'cause I didn't know it was possible!--Riboflavin 15:15, 12 June 2006 (UTC)

User needs banning

User:Some_Guy

Deletion request

Delete "Netneutrality2.PNG" for me, please. I just realized I fucked up by leaving my address bar and shit on there. --ThunderClaw 

  - Awesome, thank you. --ThunderClaw

Protect fucking everything

When you fix a letter, check it off at my user page, kthx. --Sheneequa 00:16, 19 June 2006 (UTC)

  • Gotcha. And so I don't forget, I'm working on Co-Ge--Riboflavin 00:18, 19 June 2006 (UTC)
    • Well yeah I've known about that for awhile, but someone needs to actually use it. --Sheneequa 03:19, 19 June 2006 (UTC)
      • I'm not too well versed in all aspects of MediaWiki, so bear with me. :P--Riboflavin 03:21, 19 June 2006 (UTC)

Remember when I told you to use Indigo? Good thing you did or you would be no better than Taurin Fox. --Sheneequa 06:02, 19 June 2006 (UTC)

  • Ewww- Furry color scheme--Riboflavin 13:49, 19 June 2006 (UTC)

Talk:Uncyclopedia

Thanks for unprotecting that. Now if I could just remember what I was going to write... --J3ph 42 18:23, 21 June 2006 (UTC)

Recent adella article

You can go ahead and protect it if you want. I don't think the whore's fanboys are going to let up any time soon. --ThunderClaw

  • H'okay--Riboflavin 18:31, 21 June 2006 (UTC)
    • Jacknstock protected the fuck out of darlinggirl's article. Even the fucking talk page got protected and archived. Serious business, that. --J3ph 42 15:42, 22 June 2006 (UTC)
      • Her "friends" apparently grew tiresome. I was enjoying the 50 image posts, though.--Riboflavin 15:52, 22 June 2006 (UTC)

Prozacrock16

Needs some time to chill, and read some ED stuff. his stuff hurts my eyes. --J3ph 42 15:54, 22 June 2006 (UTC)

  • Nevermind. --J3ph 42 15:55, 22 June 2006 (UTC)
    • I swear it's not telepathy!--Riboflavin 15:56, 22 June 2006 (UTC)
      • o ok --J3ph 42 15:59, 22 June 2006 (UTC)

International ED

Hi Ribo,

I was wondering if it would be possible to start international versions of ED. I'm particularly interested in a Brazilian Version.

Hay u liek 2 + imgs 2 artikles rite?

Clikc hear! --Sheneequa 14:41, 27 June 2006 (UTC)

  • OMG!, that was soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo much fun!--Quit your whining 15:26, 27 June 2006 (UTC)
    • Riboflavin did well as expected. Top seller. Will message again. --Sheneequa 15:29, 27 June 2006 (UTC)

IRC

You're the only admin who doesn't use our IRC channel. So get to it! --Sheneequa 16:22, 12 July 2006 (UTC)

Bitter_one13

Yes, I got a list of rules for this site. I already read it yesterday, so WTF? Did I somehow violate it?

  • No... It's the standard welcome message, everyone gets it. But now that you mention it, use four ~ or the timestamp button to sign your posts--Quit your whining 02:13, 14 July 2006 (UTC)
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