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Contents 1 RE 2 Since you asked 3 No 4 Hai 5 What the fuck 6 Praise & Awards 7 SeaMonkey etc 8 Ignore List 9 thx 10 YARRRRR!

RE

I'm 19. I have a very beautiful girlfriend. I live for the weekends, why bother working a day in my life when I can just mooch off my grandparents. By the way, why are you creating so many sockpuppets? I don't understand. --MATTY X TALK CONTRIBS

Lol. Why not to create sockpuppets when you can!?PirateOfTheSea 06:30, 10 April 2009 (UTC)

• I don't have a problem with you as long you're not doing stupid shit, I'm done with you. I'll let it be someone else's problem. Funny, I actually took your side when RR banned you the first time. --MATTY X TALK CONTRIBS(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)

Go suck one. PirateOfTheSea 07:22, 10 April 2009 (UTC)

Since you asked

Check your inbox.--MudkipsPlz ^{•Is watching you masturbate•} 16:11, 23 April 2009 (UTC)

Prove me wrong.--MudkipsPlz ^{•Is watching you masturbate•} 19:36, 23 April 2009 (UTC)

No

But keep it up and I'm sure one would be inclined to bitchslap you.. ­- From the lulzdeck, this is Your Captain Speaking 21:37, 23 April 2009 (UTC)(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)

Hai

Only those I leik and respect are allowed to vandalise my talkpage. Unless you're a sock of someone awesome stfu and gtfo EcoBoost 10:18, 24 April 2009 (UTC)(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)

What the fuck

Too much faggotry going on this morning, wouldn't you say? ­- From the lulzdeck, this is Your Captain Speaking 10:27, 24 April 2009 (UTC)

Part of the ed game PirateOfTheSea 10:38, 24 April 2009 (UTC)

Touche. You know, I'd love to talk to you via another medium if that's possible. ­- From the lulzdeck, this is Your Captain Speaking 10:40, 24 April 2009 (UTC)

piratesmack@gmail.com PirateOfTheSea 10:43, 24 April 2009 (UTC)

He wants to put it in your butt --zaigertalkplx 01:32, 25 April 2009 (UTC)

I was given the go-ahead dear. You're too late. You ran away from my love, so I gave it to someone special. ­- From the lulzdeck, this is Your Captain Speaking 01:35, 25 April 2009 (UTC)

Praise & Awards

--MudkipsPlz ^{•Is watching you masturbate•} 16:50, 30 April 2009 (UTC)

FUCK YEAH!!! I saw what you did with Dancing Sandwich Keep up the good work!

Chunkmunky 02:10, 30 April 2009 (UTC)

SeaMonkey etc

1. I'll take a look in a bit. I think I had it like that before. We didn't have an article on Netscape. It redirected to browser or something. Then when Mozilla unleashed SeaMonkey, it was so blatantly an updated Communicator with a new name I just directed SeaMonkey there when someone wrote it. I never got around to elaborating on the joke. Communicator aficionados get it. Feel free to fuck with it.

2. I'm a Sysop but not a Bureaucrat. --ODB - wut? 19:07, 1 May 2009 (UTC)

Ignore List

You have to earn that son. People still think you're here to be another Grawp. If you have something in particular you want to do, I can put you on the list temporarily. ODB - wut? 19:36, 1 May 2009 (UTC)

Nah, nothing temporary, but its useful while blanking pages without getting the bot to intervene. I had to do this pice by piece [1]. --PirateSmackK 19:49, 1 May 2009 (UTC)

And spamming userpages, --PirateSmackK 19:54, 1 May 2009 (UTC)

And spamming recent changes --PirateSmackK 19:54, 1 May 2009 (UTC)

Cool story bro ­- Ladies and Gentlemen, this is Your Captain Speaking... ^{Is there anyone on-board that can fly a plane?} 19:55, 1 May 2009 (UTC)

thanks bro. Chunkmunky 07:36, 3 May 2009 (UTC)

thx

For tagging those shitty pages. Were you a rollbacker on TOW before? - Crazyconan _{Wanna chat?} 12:09, 4 May 2009 (UTC)

• Lawl - Crazyconan _{Wanna chat?} 12:14, 4 May 2009 (UTC)

OH SHI- Crazyconan _{Wanna chat?} 17:08, 19 May 2009 (UTC)

YARRRRR!

YOU FOUND MY SOCKPUPPETS! I bet you lol'd when you seen that. -MATTYX

lol :-p --PirateSmackK 13:07, 4 May 2009 (UTC)

Lol ED:Sockpuppet. You're not such a bad guy after all, I salute you for starting the Dancing Sandwich war as well -MATTYX(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)