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LOL2

Didn't know if you were still on. Mem-flood posts are funny? S'pose should shorten the jerk's ban anyway.vanff 16:07, 16 July 2009 (UTC)

Sry, would have but I'd already logged off.vanff 16:30, 17 July 2009 (UTC)

goofy words

mean 'there is no god but god' in arabic. its kind of the muslim creedo. i have no motive however.--عزراهالوجين 06:04, 17 July 2009 (UTC)

Stupid article

Get over your initial reaction, the article is crap and the idea is Uncyclopedic.vanff 00:18, 18 July 2009 (UTC)

It's been there for a while because when I first tried to get rid of the pile of shit I was stupid enough to do it at the same time as the crappy sports articles so people threw up their hands and said "OMG, this person wants to delete our favourite crap." Only reason I started again was your comment here, seems pretty right.vanff 00:25, 18 July 2009 (UTC)

I already do (though not for "need your love"), but if you have any requests.vanff 00:36, 18 July 2009 (UTC)

the dog thing

I know, that was my impulse too, but Lateral says it has history (see the talk page). ♦ Raspberry Rush [talk page] ♦

lol, I just checked the molestation logs, what was he banned for? ♦ Raspberry Rush [talk page] ♦

Alan Clarke

Hey, I didn't have time to add the full story to the page before I had to go to work, but I swear to you, he's pretty epically dramatic. He's a legend at Pharyngula, of course, and has gained more than a little notoriety at FSTDT. He may not be quite as prolific a lulzcow as Carico, but I really think he deserves his own page, too. Falyne 21:55, 20 July 2009 (UTC)

Deadspace

What's with the video code? Ever since I switched from IE/Firefox I only see the square that says "previous/next video" and not the actual video. Is it a Youtube thing? Replicant10000 18:24, 23 July 2009 (UTC)

It happens on my Wawa page, the Dead Space page and the EVE Online page. Replicant10000 01:08, 24 July 2009 (UTC)

I tried allowing Javascript on the browser I was using, which has no addons, but that didn't help either. I can view it in Firefox fine regardless of operating system. Replicant10000 17:30, 27 July 2009 (UTC)

pillers

OK. i will gather a lot of resources (terrrible terrible website and catalog designs) and stories and accounts from working there to try and illustrate the craziness that goes on in the twlight zone at Merit Industries.

There is a lot of material to post. I was just trying to get it started to add stuff later. I'll do it all before hand instead. Sorry!

We're talking shit like firing people because they had a beer with somebody he didn't like, firing people because they are in the hospital, because they don't pay child support or because they become pregnant.

This guy had a designer make a black sillouette white because he thought it looked too ethnic. lmfao

oh god.. its hard to express the ridiculousness.... but i will return with content! —The preceding comment was added by Swolbynos, who is too much of a fucking retard to sign his or her own posts. IT'S 4 TILDES (~), NOT ROCKET SCIENCE.

Alcon

Wither Alcon, and why was it deleted? Cheers --EzraJones 12:11, 6 August 2009 (UTC)

alcon

That page is causing genuine butthurt, why the fuck would you delete it? Especially without getting a consensus from the other admins. don't do that. --zaigertalkplx 22:08, 6 August 2009 (UTC)

And Redundant? Dude seriously leave your fucking delete button alone. You do not have the right to delete shit like that that has been around for years. --zaigertalkplx 22:13, 6 August 2009 (UTC)

That guy

Hey sorry, you blocked / unblocked before I blocked him. Unblock him if you want. ♦ Raspberry Rush [talk page] ♦

The Max headroom article

Thanks for moving it to my page. I am still learning wiki style html format. Sorry for any inconvinience. —The preceding comment was added by Hypenotist, who is too much of a fucking retard to sign his or her own posts. IT'S 4 TILDES (~), NOT ROCKET SCIENCE.

Out of a job

Yo Pierced - I just got laid off today. I might not have to give up MMOs just yet though. I'll explain the whole thing to you later in IM or IRC or whatever. Pink Poodle 23:29, 13 August 2009 (UTC)

ALSO HOLY SHIT DUST 514 HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT. Pink Poodle

23:13, 18 August 2009 (UTC)

Yeah

Just a lot of shit on RC right now, plus that MDEN dude has been making socks of well known users haha. M|FUCK|YOU|

WOWZERS

This Copy guy is such a faggot. I'm loling hard hehehe DOPE FIEND LOVES DOPE

Sounds like a plan my man! DOPE FIEND LOVES DOPE

General Mayhem

Just wondering what aspect of the article needs to be improved to be on ED? I will work on it until it is ready but I wasn't sure what exactly needs to be improved. —The preceding comment was added by Jschneier, who is too much of a fucking retard to sign his or her own posts. IT'S 4 TILDES (~), NOT ROCKET SCIENCE.

DoladdarKate

Please cease "improving" this article. The article was created by Sapphydracases and should be preserved in its original, horribly written glory to showcase her stupidity. The subject of the article can and will never be as hilarious as the author's many inadequacies. --Doladdar 03:35, 26 August 2009 (UTC)

moon_beam_750

You may have discussed it in vent, but I still have been getting messages from her and I do not go on vent because I am not a fat greasy gaming nerd like you. I am telling you not to do shit like that because you look like a fucking douchebag and nobody is going to want to use the forum. --zaigertalkplx 13:22, 29 August 2009 (UTC)

Yo

Hai, do you think you could do me a favor and add this article to {{cults}}? --[[Tractus|Vicis]] 01:04, 4 September 2009 (UTC)

Ehh

I'm just fucking with him, no biggie. guess what?... matty hates you

heheheh it's ok pierced :P. btw thanks for starting a punkbuster article. --piilu 15:02, 4 September 2009 (UTC)

Reaction to the GenerationSlayer Article

Link back to article: GenerationSlayer Someone apparently showed him his article and I added a new section to it, though I haven't come up with anything lulzy yet regarding that. Aside from that, someone tried to vandalize it four times and obviously failed. :P OhSoSimple 22:48, 4 September 2009 (UTC)

TMIL

I've been doing that for the past 3 months. guess what?... ^{matty hates you}

spree

(20:14:33) (DONTHAX) oh i just remembered

(20:15:06) (Pierced) ?

(20:15:17) (DONTHAX) could you the message here

(20:15:23) (DONTHAX) http://encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php?title=Template:Spree&action=edit

(20:15:42) (Pierced) not now

(20:15:44) (Pierced) later

(20:15:51) (DONTHAX) k

(20:15:53) (Pierced) write on my page

(20:15:57) (Pierced) it'll remind me

(20:16:14) (Pierced) thx

(20:16:53) (DONTHAX) k

(20:17:19) (DONTHAX) --piilu 17:16, 7 September 2009 (UTC)

IRC

Git on it, fgt --A Boku is fine too. 20:54, 8 September 2009 (UTC)

lol your internets dies again, anyway I was thinking of a change to the niggers article, but its protected so figured Id PM a sysop.

Anyway, Im thinking of, since the page is protected, adding some kinda warning at the top. Heres a generic warning, text prolly could use tweaking tho. Prehaps something related to why the page was locked, etc etc.

Warning!: PAGE LOCKED DUE TO NIGGERS

--A Boku is fine too. 21:08, 8 September 2009 (UTC)

Difrawi

Thanks, I'll see if I can do something funnier with them. —The preceding comment was added by LizardsAreNotFurry, who is too much of a fucking retard to sign his or her own posts. IT'S 4 TILDES (~), NOT ROCKET SCIENCE.

Hai

Clarification, I just want to know what I did rong. I've been adding edit summaries to my edits. Is there a limit of the number of edits you can make in a certain period of time? —The preceding comment was added by Bantustan, who is too much of a fucking retard to sign his or her own posts. IT'S 4 TILDES (~), NOT ROCKET SCIENCE.

Hey

Could you unlock my userpage plx. --zaigertalkplx 13:48, 17 September 2009 (UTC)

Thanks, could you edit me out of ED Sysops Active Duty Roster‎ while you are at it? --zaigertalkplx 13:55, 17 September 2009 (UTC)

oh u

TOTALLY

lol i'm totally tired of that kanye west meme, it got to Xfire and spread like wildfire there. thankfully i'm banned from there right now :D --piilu 14:32, 18 September 2009 (UTC)

Hay

Dont molest my things ! —The preceding comment was added by Aerox, who is too much of a fucking retard to sign his or her own posts. IT'S 4 TILDES (~), NOT ROCKET SCIENCE.

Hey

Not on my userpage, dumbass, put it on my talkpage. Pink Poodle 17:56, 20 September 2009 (UTC)

Incest Archives

I am not butthurt about being reverted but I really would like to know why you did it. The shit I deleted was not funny and I sure as hell couldn't fap to it like the rest of the stories. Plus the guy who added it was just adding his own shit, so he was essentially pulling a Tanja. --Stumbles 19:30, 21 September 2009 (UTC)

Klondikebar article

Shit sucks, I can't get any lulz out of it. I'm not even sure he knows it exists. Someone needs to inform him. His PM is disabled and I don't see him on AIM. LulzyLulzersson 00:00, 24 September 2009 (UTC)

I had it undeleted because his PM messaging and visitor messages has been turned back on -- give me 1 week to try and milk some lulz out of this, if nothing comes out of it, deleted, I suppose.LulzyLulzersson 04:04, 25 September 2009 (UTC)

GUESS WHAT'S GETTING A SEQUEL

PLANETSIDE, SOE's answer to DUST 514 Pink Poodle 18:11, 27 September 2009 (UTC)

oh u have no idea

i vandalized lightingstrike's page because him and his retarded friends are trying to use ED to PROMOTE themselves; because they are worthless scrub shit garbage who obsess over Spack3 —The preceding comment was added by StaticSh0ck, who is too much of a fucking retard to sign his or her own posts. IT'S 4 TILDES (~), NOT ROCKET SCIENCE.

/highfive on WoW article

From one rational WoWfag to another, you've been doing a great job keeping the fail out of it, hope you keep up the good work. DerSquirrel 19:53, 30 September 2009 (UTC)

Zelda

I DO WOMEN UNDER SHOWERS

--piilu 14:15, 1 October 2009 (UTC)

Butthurt?

lol you Pink Poodle 16:03, 1 October 2009 (UTC)

p.s. have some soda kawaiis [1] Pink Poodle 16:10, 1 October 2009 (UTC)

:D

That's why it's in my userspace. Did you see my original comments on it? I was looking to see if it was relevant. You really have it out for me, don't you? I want to hear your constructive criticism please. srsly. :) --Cunt Destroyer 00:41, 2 October 2009 (UTC)

Ya, that's what I was thinking. Well, if the entire topic is not redeemable, then might as well just delete it. --Cunt Destroyer 00:45, 2 October 2009 (UTC)

haha Uncyclopedia? Shit man, that's harsh. But ya, I understand. --Cunt Destroyer 00:50, 2 October 2009 (UTC)

LOL

Hey, sorry I'm responding to this late. Lol @ the video of Sotomayor being called a "racialist". What a funny term. Rly. Shunyata Purnata 06:02, 4 October 2009 (UTC)

HELL YEAH

Pink Poodle 16:57, 4 October 2009 (UTC)

sup fgt

check out this new gaming movie i produced --piilu 18:25, 4 October 2009 (UTC)

It'll get instamuted :( --piilu 05:41, 5 October 2009 (UTC)

wat

hay

</3

lol justkidding Pink Poodle 02:34, 7 October 2009 (UTC)

no to what, you can come back now, I was lying MAN Pink Poodle

02:39, 7 October 2009 (UTC)

PUNKBUSTERS

PunkBuster - check the difference between that random guy's history and mine. What do you think. Should it stay or revert time? P.S. Talk to me in Skype later. Have I got lulz for you. Pink Poodle 04:48, 7 October 2009 (UTC)

Also any ideas for weekly article? I am out of ideas. Pink Poodle

04:48, 9 October 2009 (UTC)

P.P.S. if you're fine with me now, I've got a bit of lulzy EVE news.. Pink Poodle

05:11, 10 October 2009 (UTC)

I've made a slight change to the wikis templates, what do you think? Does it need more catagories perhaps ("Allies" of ED, "Stupid Shit" etc.)?

--MudkipsPlz ^{•Is watching you masturbate•} 18:01, 8 October 2009 (UTC)

Could you move my changes to the wikis template?--MudkipsPlz ^{•Is watching you masturbate•} 03:02, 9 October 2009 (UTC)

leaving this here

Alexander Stern - blind guy sues SOE because he can't see shit in the EQ2 game. Pink Poodle 22:32, 7 November 2009 (UTC)

come back soon plz ;_; Pink Poodle

02:08, 23 November 2009 (UTC)

Magibon

[2] I'm canvassing for lulz.Pedofurryfag 08:59, 10 November 2009 (UTC)

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