User talk:OldDirtyBtard/Archive10

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Oh God...do ... Do I post here? Uh... So, this guy, User: Cricket50 has been making a little page called Nannapoon and it seems like a useless, personal vendetta. My modesty inspired by my lack of experience with wikis and ED lead me to wonder if Cricket is just using ED for their own means uselessly. Also, do you think I should add the quote I left in the talk page of sauce? Again, I'm not sure if it's worth adding, and I wanted a veteran's opinion first. Thank you for your time. --Sneakypete 07:09, 23 June 2008 (CDT)

Contents 1 Justice = Fukken win 2 User:OldDirtyBtard is a infantile barrel of moth-eaten rat boogers! 3 ODB 4 Hey ODB, I've got a present for you 5 AltBeschmutzenBtard 6 ohai 7 SFW PORN 8 Sup 9 What is that a music video for? 10 What alcoholic spirits are the best for people not being able to smell them on your breath? 11 Jerry Springer 12 TMIL 13 Child pornography 14 Snapesnogger 15 About hosting 16 Lucre 17 Donation 18 Doughnation done 19 I know I know 20 Plumbing 21 Sysop tools required 22 hay 23 Why So Hivemind 24 No. 25 Question 26 Baleet 27 email 28 Soup, ODB? 29 Roosterteeth 30 Memes 31 I need some advice from a veteran /b/tard 32 taking a break from happily raping my pet turtle 33 Beer 34 Special Delivery 35 Will Smith is concerned about the August TMIL 36 Howdy 37 TMIL 38 Nope 39 U Rok 40 B-B-BANNED 41 Slowpoke.jpg 42 :) 43 Article in question. 44 Please explain 45 cancerr info 46 heh 47 /b/ question 48 92% of teens 49 Joe Biden 50 LHC Vid 51 Warhammer 40,000 52 Why you flush sandbox? 53 /b/ 54 Orphans 55 Merging 56 The ED Browser War 57 Heh 58 Most Interesting Man in the World 59 Mass deletion 60 Ban request 61 Wuv <3 62 RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPE 63 Dodge Cat 64 OJ 65 J/j 66 Cohen 67 GET ON IRC FGT 68 Deputies 69 ToM article? 70 Jewno 71 Sure 72 SysApp 73 Sys0p as well 74 ISO 75 Vote 4 Rick Astley 76 most annoying thing evar 77 HALP! 78 Sysop 79 BOREDOM 80 It's all about Da RAM 81 HAI 82 Iso deputies 83 Carlton 84 Taintenence 85 Palin Photos 86 Awesome 87 H64 Dead 88 Bump! 89 Template:Aspies 90 FFFUUUUUUUU 91 New Article 92 Deletion Request (Snapesnogger) 92.1 New Pages 93 Keif. 94 Deputy Tools 95 Spambots?

[edit] Justice = Fukken win

Thats right. --Kissjuni 15:44, 11 September 2008 (CDT)

[edit] User:OldDirtyBtard is a infantile barrel of moth-eaten rat boogers!

Can you do something ab out User:OldDirtyBtard is a infantile barrel of moth-eaten rat boogers! plz? Smack that user hard with a banhammer, he's been spamming talk pages with fucking HUGE blinking text that takes forever to load. I reverted one of his edits and nearly conked out my computer. OtterBoy 20:07, 23 June 2008 (CDT)

[edit] ODB

So you want me to do the cuntpaste job noaw or laoter? Revisions? --҉ 16:54, 27 June 2008 (CDT)

• Noaw plox. And revise your sig so I can answer Q's on your talk page.

--AltBeschmutzenBtardWas wollen sie? ? 16:55, 27 June 2008 (CDT)

Again plox. Per AIM convo.

--AltBeschmutzenBtardWas wollen sie? ? 17:00, 27 June 2008 (CDT)

[edit] Hey ODB, I've got a present for you

Delicious.--OhLawdIsDatSum 05:36, 2 July 2008 (CDT)

Ah yeah, maggots. They're the worst. Actually, talking of maggots... have a read.--OhLawdIsDatSum 13:13, 3 July 2008 (CDT)#

[edit] AltBeschmutzenBtard

Howdy, Gerfag here. It's AlterSchmutzigerBtard or AlterDreckigerBtard, I'd prefer the latter. --DoctorDouche 13:16, 6 July 2008 (CDT)

[edit] ohai

I am indeed good sir. --Drunkenlazybastard 03:22, 7 July 2008 (CDT)

wait wat? get on irc fgt, I hate having convos on talk pages. --Drunkenlazybastard 03:28, 7 July 2008 (CDT)

lol ok. --Drunkenlazybastard 03:44, 7 July 2008 (CDT)

I'm online fgt. I'll be on tonight after work. --Drunkenlazybastard 13:15, 7 July 2008 (CDT)

[edit] SFW PORN

That picture you had of the girl sucking on them sour sweets, you got the original picture, or the name of the bitch in it? Cheers.

LOVE Turdpower

[edit] Sup

--OhLawdIsDatSum 18:55, 7 July 2008 (CDT)

Actually, I might put this on Talk:Grawp for all the Wikipedos to see, lawl.--OhLawdIsDatSum 18:57, 7 July 2008 (CDT)

[edit] What is that a music video for?

It sounds familiar.--OhLawdIsDatSum 04:22, 8 July 2008 (CDT)

[edit] What alcoholic spirits are the best for people not being able to smell them on your breath?

I need advice, oh wise one.--OhLawdIsDatSum 17:10, 13 July 2008 (CDT)

[edit] Jerry Springer

I vaguely remember there was a Jerry Springer article that seems to have gone. Why was it deleted? If it was re-written would it get baleeted again? --MudkipsPlz 03:39, 15 July 2008 (CDT)

[edit] TMIL

The front page ordered me to contact you about helping with This Month in Lulz. I covered E3 so I know of all the lulzy bits, such as when MS's 360 broke down ON STAGE, how the PS3 team doesnt know their way around their own game, and other details that could be included. Juggerbot 10:37, 23 July 2008 (CDT)

[edit] Child pornography

I assume this will make for another TOW article. Just so you know... 0ttre 18:02, 27 July 2008 (CDT)

There are some syndication ideas we should really discuss. IRC? 0ttre 17:51, 1 August 2008 (CDT)

MSN ottre_oly@hotmail.com, AOL ottremelbourne 0ttre 18:17, 1 August 2008 (CDT)

[edit] Snapesnogger

The article is too fucking long - we should split it in two (maybe a special page on all her failures?). I'm taking it up with you beforehand because last time I tried a major cut (50k) I got B& . . . for about two seconds. --MudkipsPlz 23:00, 3 August 2008 (CDT)

[edit] About hosting

I have no idea how much bandwidth ED uses, but it's probably a lot due to all the images found on the site. My hosting conpany is PRQ, check out the prq website.

Refugee hosting
    Our boundless commitment to free speech has been tested and proven over and over again. If it is legal in Sweden,
we will host it, and will keep it up regardless of any pressure to take it down.
Confidentiality
    We defend your integrity to the end. With our discrete customer relations policy we don't even have
to know who you are, and if we do we will keep it under strict secrecy. We utilize encryption heavily,
and suggest that you do the same.
Technical proficiency
    The PRQ team has a solid background in computer networking, security, hardware, and software.
Most of us have been online for over 10 years. We can assist you with almost anything - keeping your servers
secure, mitigating DDoS attacks, or keeping your high-traffic websites up and running smoothly.
To make this possible, we run our own fully multi-homed backbone network (AS33837),
with the capacity needed both to handle large DDoS attacks and to provide excellent
connectivity to customers with bandwidth utilization spanning over a range from a few to several hundred Mbps.

PRQ is a great hosting provider, but I don't know if Sweden is the right country for ED. Contact PRQ here: http://www1.prq.se/new/?p=contact&intl=1 If you have questions, contact me at magma@akamaru.talismoon.net, I know the guys at PRQ and have met them many times. --Magma 22:43, 9 August 2008 (CDT)

• PRQ would be able to handle the bandwidth, they are also very good at handling DDOS. I think they could nullroute some of the bandwidth [[[raep]] as well. They actually enjoy methane gas and legal letters. The only problem is that they are not situated in the US. Swastikas are legal, no problem there, lolicon could maybe become a problem though. --Magma 10:25, 10 August 2008 (CDT)

• How is the new hosting going? Found any ISP yet? I know you want to keep ED in the US, but if you would consider swedish hosting, there is another ISP that can bandle both a shitload of bandwidth and a shitload of compains from retards. Their serverhall is situated in the centre of Stockholm, in a nuclear safe bunker, with very good network connections to europe and the US. http://www.bahnhof.se/colocation.php

--Magma 12:03, 15 August 2008 (CDT)

[edit] Lucre

Nah I'm all legit these days (mostly); prisons here are getting rougher and rougher and it was only a matter of time before I ended up in one where I'd get a proper shanking off some cunt Somali psycho trying to build a rep for himself (and probably some cock forced up me arse an' all - apparently that's on the rise here as well; mostly UK niggers who listen to too much Gangster rap finkin' they is geezers cos they is black). So I will be donating some of me hard earned.

Anyway: I done made me a donation (1218365254379). Rejoice! CrakHoar 05:51, 10 August 2008 (CDT)

[edit] Donation

Don't have PayPal actually - but I know a lot of people like that feature. I'm limited to check or Money Order, and I get paid in two weeks. If there's a way that could be worked out, I wouldn't mind donating $10-$20 for the ED cause (I be but a poor grad student ;_;). --Todd_McCloud^{\Talk plox} 10:30, 10 August 2008 (CDT)

Ah, forgot about that! Maybe that will be easier - after all, I think Wal-Mart has those. Yeah, I think I'll do that, lol. --Todd_McCloud^{\Talk plox} 18:04, 10 August 2008 (CDT)

[edit] Doughnation done

OH SHI- I just got one of those pre-paid VISAs at Walmart (free after rebate! Woot.) so I won't need to GayPal after all -(disregard)! Having said that, you guys might want to tweek the donation amounts available on the 'donate' page to include 'OTHER AMOUNT'. For example, I put 50$ on the pre-paid, forgetting that they have a monthly service charge of $4.95. No problem, I thought- I'll donate $45 bucks. WRONG- amount doesn't exist. So I had to donate $25 (#1218480078460). To do more, I'll have to do two $10 donations- which, I'm guessing is subject to fees on the other end.

Has the idea ever come up of say, lifetime memberships (user page + editing priviledges) for $10. Doesn't Something Awful or similar do that? It would keep the kiddies out and the servers humming...--Fdl 14:52, 11 August 2008 (CDT)

[edit] I know I know

Tastes and interpretations change. Bring back BLARGH IS NOW A MEME if you like, I couldn't find a decent revision. Tfo_{Talk to me}^{Listen to me.} 01:51, 12 August 2008 (CDT)

[edit] Plumbing

You've been working hard. When you finish, you should reward yourself with a tall cool Budweiser. Sgt. Cowboy 15:10, 12 August 2008 (CDT)

Sorry. How about a Newcastle Brown Ale? That's my favorite. Sgt. Cowboy 15:43, 12 August 2008 (CDT)

[edit] Sysop tools required

... Grin reaper should be moved to Grin Reaper (probably) and added to the memes template. I suggest the category fleeting. The article as it stands is crap, but I have a whole bunch of images I keep meaning to add to it when I can be fucking bothered which would make it infinitely more lulzy than it is now.--Warm, Sticky Cum Fountain 20:36, 12 August 2008 (CDT)

[edit] hay

Can you recover the text from Metzizah b’peh and merge it into Circumcision? I left ED for about December 2007-July 2008 and remember this was really funny but seems to have been deleted Lolinnernets 01:14, 13 August 2008 (CDT)

• k. i'm making a subpage to work with it, according to the talk page girlvinyl marked it for deletion so they must really hate it. --Lolinnernets 01:25, 13 August 2008 (CDT)

[edit] Why So Hivemind

Crazyconan made a version of the Why So Exploitable? article today also, and I moved it to a [[Why So Serious?|New page before I realized yours existed. His is pretty good, but yours has more shoops, so I was wondering what do do with them. It's possible to have 2 pages, one for the "Why So Serious" meme, and the "Why So Exploitable" shoops, but Im not sure they are different enough to warrant having both. In your opinion should the pages be merged, or kept separate and more focused on different memes? Chunkmunky 18:21, 13 August 2008 (CDT)

[edit] No.

I want off. —The preceding comment was added by Dreamstatex, who is too much of a faggot to sign his or her own posts. IT'S 4 TILDES (~), NOT ROCKET SCIENCE!

HEY THERE! Hey, OldDirtyBtard/Archive10! I saw what you did with Why So Exploitable I just wanted to say keep up the good work

=) - Crazyconan 23:32, 13 August 2008 (CDT)

• I saw what you did there. I think it was the best possible solution. Thanks! Chunkmunky 01:29, 14 August 2008 (CDT)

[edit] Question

Are you an admin on this site? Whole Wheat Toast 15:13, 15 August 2008 (CDT)

[edit] Baleet

Hey, sorry about the Invisible Testing page. We were having an issue with a gallery in it and I was temporarily creating that page for testing purposes. - raspberry_rush 20:52, 15 August 2008 (CDT)

• Yes please. Page is fixed now. Thanks mate. - raspberry_rush 21:09, 15 August 2008 (CDT)

[edit] email

I have added an email to my account and enabled it. Ritegroic 20:59, 15 August 2008 (CDT)

[edit] Soup, ODB?

Thanks for dropping me a line. Kind words are hard to come by in my line of work. --Guise 08:09, 16 August 2008 (CDT)

[edit] Roosterteeth

I see you restored this, but I don't think I get it. Is it supposed to suck hard? --kh/ what 12:45, 16 August 2008 (CDT)

[edit] Memes

Hey there, ODB! I was wondering if you could add Why So Serious? to the memes template, preferabley under "fleeting" like Why so exploitable? Thanks! - Crazyconan (Chat) 21:30, 16 August 2008 (CDT)

• Definately, he is owning out there (and a constant posting on /b/)! If someone can make a good article on him, then by all means let it happen. - Crazyconan (Chat) 23:43, 16 August 2008 (CDT)
• I lol'd. I've been on /b/ and /gif/ a lot lately and I'll find some more pics for it. How did you save those threads and upload them to ED? - Crazyconan (Chat) 13:47, 17 August 2008 (CDT)

[edit] I need some advice from a veteran /b/tard

What is the best way to appeal a 4chan permaban for requesting CP? Should I just say "I'm sorry, I won't do it again", suck up, or are my days on /b/ over? - Abculatter2 23:41, 16 August 2008 (CDT)

[edit] taking a break from happily raping my pet turtle

Plz add me to User:SecurityBot/ignorelist, he's always reverting me before I even edit and fucking everything over and shit. -- Lolinnernets ^talk_contribs 02:01, 18 August 2008 (CDT)

• ty. -- Lolinnernets ^talk_contribs 03:14, 19 August 2008 (CDT)

[edit] Beer

I had a beer the other day that I think was called "Hercules" or something. It came in a large bottle that was about 22 oz. and I think it was from India (I guess India is big into Roman mythology?). It was probably the most complex tasting beer I've ever had. Sgt. Cowboy 08:44, 18 August 2008 (CDT)

It was pretty good. My favorite is Maredsous 8. I've only had it once in my life at a place called the Rich Idle Pub in Dallas, TX, because I can't find it anywhere else. It's a dark beer and tastes like old-school wheat bread. Sgt. Cowboy 08:51, 19 August 2008 (CDT)

[edit] Special Delivery

Let me know where to send 'em.

[edit] Will Smith is concerned about the August TMIL

Would you please create the page so we can get going on this? <3 ETC. --Spacey 02:29, 28 August 2008 (CDT)

[edit] Howdy

Just saying hi =) - Crazyconan (Chat) 21:15, 28 August 2008 (CDT)

[edit] TMIL

Created. Doing what I can.

^I'D _CHECK ^MY _{TALKPAGE BUT} ^I'M _OBSCENELY ^RICH 17:01, 29 August 2008 (CDT)

[edit] Nope

I wish I could take credit for that one. --FukkenTroll 01:29, 2 September 2008 (CDT)

[edit] U Rok

Killer work with the Olbermann article, btw. It actually looks worthy now. --Cargirl 15:45, 2 September 2008 (CDT)

[edit] B-B-BANNED

I was b& from 4chan awhile ago and tried what you said (unplug my router for a day) and it didn't work. I still haven't appealed it and was wondering if you knew the best way to appeal a 4chan permaban? - Abculatter2 19:24, 2 September 2008 (CDT)

• What is the best way to appeal a 4chan permaban? - Abculatter2 20:35, 4 September 2008 (CDT)

[edit] Slowpoke.jpg

No, they're also a little slower for me and I'm using the beta of Google Chrome. I usually use FF 3.0 as well. Other sites seem normal, but the way I figure it, there's always at least somebody out there dos'ing ED and 4chan at any given moment. ~ endedrural _(talk) 01:47, 2 September 2009 (CDT)

[edit] :)

Hai2u ODB. I've been a little time challenged lately, but I'm expecting that to change very soon. When I come your way we're gonna have to hang out to lol about interbutts and shit. Everything good with u? --subseven 20:36, 3 September 2008 (CDT)

• That blows. I hope something works out for you soon.That's hilarious that the CO$fags thought we were the same person. Link plox. DynaCatlovesme must have been talking to them because he made the same mistake. lol. When pedos and CO$fags put their heads together lookout!--subseven 20:54, 3 September 2008 (CDT)
  • Holy shit! That's Irish282's video in that blog! looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool!! CO$fags supporting pedophiles! Now I've seen it all.--subseven 23:32, 3 September 2008 (CDT)
    • You might be correct sir. I've recently heard that Irish and LoganSperman2 have been blogging too. And it seems very strange that Dyna would have gotten wind of you and I being the same person. Hmm. This may require some investigating. Lulzy shit indeed. --subseven 23:54, 3 September 2008 (CDT)

[edit] Article in question.

Is here. DoZ

[edit] Please explain

Who is Jon Olowiez? -Lolinnernets

[edit] cancerr info

irc.stileproject.com

channel: #spf

she has been shying away from the channel for some reason ;)

[edit] heh

i think she is in love with you already.

[edit] /b/ question

Being a fellow /b/tard, I'm sure you've noticed that /b/'s name has been changing (dickchicken, fagboat). Why is this? I is majorly confuzzled. - - Crazyconan (Chat wit me, bitches) 17:05, 6 September 2008 (CDT)

[edit] 92% of teens

There's this new thing, where random 13 year old kids decide to say "92% of teens have moved on to rap, if you're one of the 8%, blah blah." There's another with A&F telling kids not to breathe, and another saying you'd cry if people called you a freak. This probably does not deserve much of an article, but maybe it goes under 13-year old boy and 16 year old girl. It's more prevalent than the random Livejournal/Wiki drama I see here. Electricbassguy 06:25, 7 September 2008 (CDT)

[edit] Joe Biden

Do you think we should have an article on the lesser-talked-about VP? He's got plenty of controversy on his tail and with the right editing I thnk it couuud work out fine. I'm also thinking about writing the Keith Olbermann article but maybe leave the Biden one to someone else. - - Crazyconan (Chat wit me, bitches) 13:40, 7 September 2008 (CDT)

• Well now that you mention it, he is pretty boring, almost as boring as Al Gore lol. But Keith is still a priority for me. btw have you seen this shit (it's a whole fucking hour long, but it's hilarious):

m00t now allows weddings wtf - - Crazyconan (Chat wit me, bitches) 18:31, 7 September 2008 (CDT)

• What the fuck is this... - - Crazyconan (Chat wit me, bitches) 00:14, 8 September 2008 (CDT)

• Eh, wouldn't recommend showing that to new users. - - Crazyconan (Chat wit me, bitches) 17:59, 8 September 2008 (CDT)

[edit] LHC Vid

Hey, I don't want to revert a sysop, but the vid you added to the Large Hadron Collider article is the same as the one already there... - Raspberry Rush _{(speak to me.)} 01:17, 8 September 2008 (CDT)

[edit] Warhammer 40,000

Hello, there are two pages Warhammer 40,000 and this one that seem to be the same page i do not know what the protocol is about this sort of situation but both pages have a bunch of red links uhh..I guess that is all Penni-piper _(wha?) 01:00, 9 September 2008 (CDT)

[edit] Why you flush sandbox?

That seemed somewhat arbitrary. Just curious. --kh/ what 14:38, 10 September 2008 (CDT)

[edit] /b/

ROW ROW FIGHT THE POWAH - - Crazyconan (Chat wit me, bitches) 21:22, 10 September 2008 (CDT)

• Agreed, m00t will probably be shot at the next Otakon by Snacks for this and being banhammered, and will rape his body, thus becoming an admin again. The Large Hardon Collider will end up destroying the Earth before Catnarok happens, thus fucking up history and bringing out the famous saying LOL WUT - - Crazyconan (Chat wit me, bitches) 22:49, 10 September 2008 (CDT)

[edit] Orphans

Otay, NP. I'll just load up the old beer helmet and have at it. --Submit 22:17, 13 September 2008 (CDT)

[edit] Merging

I'm wondering - should we merge teenagers with puberty? They're both pretty short and coincide. I'm asking because after writing that The ED Civil War bullshit I'm being very, very good . . . --MudkipsPlz 22:55, 17 September 2008 (CDT)

[edit] The ED Browser War

Don't have FF or Safari on this box, just Opera 9.52, Chrome, and poor neglected IE6 (I really should update that.) The Palin page isn't too hideous in Chrome and suffers some odd vertical space issues in IE. I had no idea I was raping the page like that. Resolution's 1280x1024 btw, if that helps any. --kh/ what 02:56, 19 September 2008 (CDT)

• heh I just installed FF3 and dug through the history to find my weird formatting and it looked fine here, maybe this is some sort of faggotry on Apple's part? This is beginning to bug me, just because all these browsers should be standards-compliant and render the same thing. --kh/ what 18:37, 19 September 2008 (CDT)

• If you want to see super dodgy, you should check out ED using Maxthon. Great browser, but there's something wacky going on there. - Raspberry Rush _{(speak to me.)} 07:28, 20 September 2008 (CDT)

[edit] Heh

^__^ - Alison 21:24, 19 September 2008 (CDT)

[edit] Most Interesting Man in the World

If Chris-chan were that guy, we wouldn't even have five pages worth of why the Internet believes Chris fails at life, let alone an article.

I do like that Dos Equis guy, though. He seems interesting. Arjen Van Dierten 00:37, 22 September 2008 (CDT)

[edit] Mass deletion

You know MysteryBot now has a way to do that job for you --kh/ what 21:35, 27 September 2008 (CDT)

[edit] Ban request

User:Innewscenter recently returned and tried to blank the article about them.

And someone needs to tell it that the images used of it on the internet were uploaded to Wikipedia under the public domain.

• Oops, sorry about the signature.

also, MysteryBot keeps reverting the edits I do to Mr/s. Nieves userpage. is there a way to stop it from doing that? KarryLing 23:09, 1 October 2008 (CDT)

[edit] Wuv <3

Just saying hello now that I'm back and sober enough to be useful. I never understood the attraction to drink until I started drinking, smoking, and popping pills at the same time. It really puts life in perspective. Hope you are doing well! WM 20:57, 2 October 2008 (CDT)

[edit] RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPE

Haha did you just ban an entire IP block?

 ▫◊▫W^hat 01:59, 3 October 2008 (CDT)

• Holy Christing fuck, botfloods here and then I get up and realize the dishwasher's leaking and flooding the basement. No sleep for me tonight.

 ▫◊▫W^hat 02:18, 3 October 2008 (CDT)

• Jeez, what a mess. Looks like I missed all the fun stuff while I was away.

 ▫◊▫W^hat 02:30, 3 October 2008 (CDT)

• Man, was ED up by Thanksgiving 04? I spent that day drunk and alone eating tacos in my ghetto apartment in Richmond and I know I had to have been on the internet all day long. I just can't remember anything aside from alcoholism and Mexican food. Regardless, the worst vandalism I faced was pagemove vandals before we locked down that feature, nothing fun like your guy.

 ▫◊▫W^hat 02:53, 3 October 2008 (CDT)

• lol "double infinite for you cunt"

 ▫◊▫W^hat 03:15, 3 October 2008 (CDT)

Haha, you ain't takin' no shit!

 ▫◊▫W^hat 11:18, 3 October 2008 (CDT)

[edit] Dodge Cat

lol thanks for the revisions on the talk page. - Crazyconan (Chat wit me, bitches) 17:38, 4 October 2008 (CDT)

• Oh my God, I fucking hate you lol. Am I forgiven for my fail? - Crazyconan (Chat wit me, bitches) 18:17, 4 October 2008 (CDT)

• lol thank you, thought I pulled off a major fail, but it turns out it wasn't too bad. I hope Domino's delivers the pizza I ordered online soon, all this talk about fail is making me hungry, even if it is Domino's. - Crazyconan (Chat wit me, bitches) 20:11, 4 October 2008 (CDT)

[edit] OJ

Sure, your call. I just thought it was appropriate because it was 13 years to the day he was found innocent. I'll put it to monday.

^I'D _CHECK ^MY _{TALKPAGE BUT} ^I'M _OBSCENELY ^RICH 18:16, 4 October 2008 (CDT)

[edit] J/j

Heh, didn't think anyone would notice. Over the past couple months, I think I've become nearly 300x more anally retentive about shit like that. - Raspberry Rush _{(speak to me.)} 19:25, 4 October 2008 (CDT)

• Oh, I don't think there's anything Hitlerish about that. I certainly disapprove of Jewish fundamentalism as much as I disapprove of Islamic fundamentalism (any kind of religiously retarded behaviour really). Pix of tattoo plz! :) - Raspberry Rush _{(speak to me.)} 19:58, 4 October 2008 (CDT)

• Nice one. What does it mean? - Raspberry Rush _{(speak to me.)} 21:38, 4 October 2008 (CDT)

[edit] Cohen

have at it <3

  ^▪TALK▪ 21:06, 4 October 2008 (CDT)

[edit] GET ON IRC FGT

Are you still using a glorified paperweight for a computer? #ED needs moar!

 ^»»W^hat 00:31, 5 October 2008 (CDT)

• Damn, that sucks. I'm pretty much alone screaming about rape right now. BORED.

 ^»»W^hat 00:46, 5 October 2008 (CDT)

• I stopped lurking #chatkrew, weev pointed me to #pokemon and that's my new home on buttes IRC.

 ^»»W^hat 00:54, 5 October 2008 (CDT)

• I know better than to subject myself to goon IRC. It's like torture. I've busied myself with remixing the $10,000 Pyramid theme music for ajt.

 ^»»W^hat 01:10, 5 October 2008 (CDT)

[edit] Deputies

I think this is a kickass idea. Our major limititation will be what this version of Mediawiki allows us to do. Later versions can seperate out certain permissions, like the rollback flag, but I'm not sure about 1.10. In the mean time, we could give these people access to the bot's command interface, without much extra work for me. WM 15:24, 5 October 2008 (CDT)

• Should we compile a list of sysops/deputies for GV? I can put all the suggestions together and send them to her if you want. WM 17:17, 5 October 2008 (CDT)
  • You guys should really move on up to 1.13 if you can at all - there are a lot of changes and stuff in there, some of which are to do with vandalbots and edit throttling, etc. You can seriously hang up a wiki running 1.11 if you know what you're at (and I ain't tellin'!). With those vandalbots you're getting, you can just run the Nuke extension and wipe out all their edits in about a second - Alliecat 18:10, 5 October 2008 (CDT)

• If you have no objections I'm gonna paste what you just wrote to me in an e-mail and send it to her along with my comments. I think it pretty much sums everything up. Now that I'm back, I should be back to my normal RC duties and bot work, as well as other projects, but I definitely see a need for more folks. KH had perfect timing coming back when he did, with the clusterfuck of a month I just got through. WM 18:27, 5 October 2008 (CDT)

• She likes the idea. We're going to explore the possibility of partial permissions for rollback and delete. I've gotten several apps in my mail and when I get a few more I'm going to compile them and forward them. In the mean time, could you email me who you think is ready for deputy and who is ready for sysop? I have my ideas on the topic, but I want to get yours and put them together. GV also agrees that LJ coverage is sorely lacking and she's going to see what she can do to help that out. P.S. Good luck with the job - let me know how it goes! WM 09:34, 6 October 2008 (CDT)

[edit] ToM article?

I have a sort of half-baked idea for generating some lulz. I thought maybe we could try doing a 'Troll of the Month' feature to sort of encourage IRL trolling. It'd be a sort of a feature article like TMiL, but put up at the beginning of the month. Anyway, you pick a meme or whatever, and encourage trolls, lurkers and the sort to take it into the real world and show us the results. Especially if there's media coverage. (e.g. messing with church sign letters to say JESUS CHRIST IT'S A LION GET IN THE CAR!, or Oprah's over 9000 penises and Rickrolling MTV) --Jaques Ousse 16:54, 5 October 2008 (CDT)

• Græt, I'll do that. I almost did that lion one today, but there weren't any J's. And I didn't have a camera. Jaques Ousse 17:15, 5 October 2008 (CDT)

[edit] Jewno

I am honored to be recognized by Him-Who-Is-With-Mudkips. Perhaps, after a few more years of lurking moar, I shall have the faculty to excrete something better than a semi-legible stub <emoticon>.
Great idea to have a Cohen article instead of scattered sockpuppets. Very much in line with being a factual wiki...
Yours in Raptor Jesus,
RS
--Raging symian 17:04, 5 October 2008 (CDT)

[edit] Sure

Sure thing. I'll mail it out tonight. Currently moving from lab to lab. --Todd_McCloud^{\Talk plox} 19:29, 5 October 2008 (CDT)

• Regarding the irc, I'm still a newb and having trouble connecting to servers... any help? I wrote what I did on KH's talk page, if it's any help. --Todd_McCloud^{\Talk plox} 00:01, 6 October 2008 (CDT)

• I'm a PC. And I have the mIRC program. That's about it --Todd_McCloud^{\Talk plox} 00:08, 6 October 2008 (CDT)

[edit] SysApp

Hey, yeah I'm interested (not to mention chuffed to be considered), but is it cool if I wait until you-know-what is up and running smoothly? - Raspberry Rush _{(speak to me.)} 19:52, 5 October 2008 (CDT)

• K. Flat out today (who works on public holidays? FUCKING ME) but will send mail in the next day or two. - Raspberry Rush _{(speak to me.)} 20:40, 5 October 2008 (CDT)

[edit] Sys0p as well

Sounds great, I do contribute at least an hour to ED most days, and I have been wanting to wave the almighty banhammer at newfags! Should I just copy the resume from the link you gave me to your email? Also, I would recommend Chunkymunky as well if you haven't already. - Crazyconan (Y SO SRS?) 19:57, 5 October 2008 (CDT)

Actually, I already had a sysops offer on the table ( I think). I was just waiting until the other site was almost done to actually fill out the app. As that is the case nao, I think I will do it soon, but need narcotics first. Chunkmunky 19:58, 5 October 2008 (CDT)

• Well, that's good. I sent the email, so I hope you get it soon as I cannot wait for mai limited but awesome powahs! - Crazyconan (Y SO SRS?) 20:19, 5 October 2008 (CDT)

• Yep, it's true, I'm a McCainfag. Let the truth be heard if you are to know about me. Once again thanks for the invite! - Crazyconan (Y SO SRS?) 21:32, 5 October 2008 (CDT)

• My God, you're British! Sorry, that was random. I just think obama really isn't the right choice right now, but I did lol at the pic, I can't believe that's real XD. Does i still get super powers? - Crazyconan (Y SO SRS?) 22:22, 5 October 2008 (CDT)

• Ouch. Well I guess we'll just have to wait til November to see what happens. Either way, I think we're still pretty screwed no matter who wins. This reminds me of a movie I once saw involving Aliens and Predators, but I cannot remember which one. Oh well, it's good to know there's someone here I could have a good political debate with sometime! Oh yeah, I know I sound like a spoiled autistic faggot for asking this, but when do my powerz kick in?- Crazyconan (Y SO SRS?) 22:37, 5 October 2008 (CDT)

[edit] ISO

See? I don't even answer the questions properly. Still no.--MudkipsPlz 22:13, 5 October 2008 (CDT)

• I probably suck too badly to do it as well, but I figured why the hell not? I am a patrolfag anyways, so maybe I should give it a try? I sent in the email.

 ^(Stalk)

23:15, 5 October 2008 (CDT)

[edit] Vote 4 Rick Astley

Hey dude, I emailed you but it seems you probably haven't seen it yet. We've got a javascript version of the Rick Astley voter in testing right now for bestactever, working on integrating it with wordpress more readily, skinning it and working out the kinks, but it might be a go for sure! --Vote4Rick

I figured MTV might try to "rig" the vote or something, which is why I've started campaigning to get users to send in screenshots of votes that they've done so at least we have a record of voting attempts at least. We're nearly at 6 million which is great - the hope is that once this idea starts spreading more than we'll have tens of millions of screenshotted votes so it will be hard for MTV to rig the event, especially if we keep on top of our methods like we have been.

Thanks for the offers, I nearly sent an email to Rick's manager earlier this morning, I wasn't sure if it would be well received though, so I thought it might be best just to leave it and see if they can come by the info secondhand somehow.

Also, since the new javascript version is in the works, I might get my social media buddies to push another story, see if we can get it frontpaged on Digg again. But for right now, the main aim is to get it looking good. --Vote4Rick

Well I've started taking it one step further and am voting for The Cure with one of the python scripts in the Headliner section because I want to see how many Bill Fangirls go an hero over Tokio Hotel getting royally fucked over by 2 geriatric acts essentially. I was going to vote for Metallica, but they're not internetz friendly so fuck them.

I am also thinking of voting for Amy Winehouse for all categories she's in, just because she will more than likely be drugfucked for the event and will provide good entertainment. --Vote4Rick

True, I have been running a bash script to continually pass the phrase "Rick Astley" into MTV's on site search and also attempt to load up his never gonna give you up video as much as possible, but the ability to reduce TH to nothing more than a bunch of crossdressing emo rubble is too tempting :( --Vote4Rick

We've just updated the site with a javascript voter, so people should now be able to jump on the site, click a link and navigate away and it will popup a smallish window that will vote for them, enjoy! --Vote4Rick

The line at the top of each ED page is linking to the old version of the script that no longer works, you want to fix that to point to the correct page: http://www.bestactever.com/_rickvote.html (note the underscore) -- Leandrotlz 09:32, 7 October 2008 (CDT)

• ^NULL. We should link to the Utilities page that has the bash scripts etc. --Jaques Ousse 14:20, 15 October 2008 (CDT)

[edit] most annoying thing evar

This is a /b/ posting from another shitty episode of Family Guy that aired tonight. I hope to god this doesn't become a meme:

A-well-a, everybody's heard about the bird Bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word A-well-a, bird, bird, bird, the bird is the word A-well-a, bird, bird, bird, well, the bird is the word A-well-a, bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word A-well-a, bird, bird, bird, well, the bird is the word A-well-a, bird, bird, b-bird's the word A-well-a, bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word A-well-a, bird, bird, bird, well, the bird is the word A-well-a, bird, bird, b-bird's the word A-well-a, don't you know about the bird Well, everybody knows that the bird is the word A-well-a, bird, bird, b-bird's the word

Stewie does an hero at one point, which was a good part. - Crazyconan (Y SO SRS?) 23:52, 5 October 2008 (CDT)

• I guess so. It still would be nice to see some brave /b/tard come up with something original and score an epic win for 4chan, all they've been doing is trolling celebrities and politicians and making shitty memes like WHEN I WAS. Oh well, it's too bad I only actually started getting more on 4chan around summer last year.I did have some lulz this past summer helping with the Soulja Boy raid, but don't get the feds on me lol. - Crazyconan (Y SO SRS?) 00:06, 6 October 2008 (CDT)

• OLD OLD OLD OLD MEME

 ^»»W^hat 00:54, 7 October 2008 (CDT)

[edit] HALP!

I think I fucked up MysteryBot on the other site while running find/replace instances. He is not doing his job. HALP!

 ^(Stalk)

18:37, 6 October 2008 (CDT)

• Never mind I think Raspberry Fix'd him. TY Raspberry <3.

 ^(Stalk)

21:05, 6 October 2008 (CDT)

[edit] Sysop

I'm honored, but I can't consistently put in the time due to my job... I get random chunks of time like when I was trolling Flippant, but then I'll have stretches of weeks on end when I am just too busy... I'll drop you an email if the situation changes. --Spacey 22:47, 6 October 2008 (CDT)

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