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Happy Negro
4chan DESU DESU DESU! 4chan
OptimusPrimacy is a /b/tard!

You can help by cleaning up after them.
BE WARNED! They are relentless.

Cock Mongler

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How do I get a Lulzworthy vote on this page?

I made a Stimmung page at http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/Talk:Didaskalos I put it up as such, but Zaiger went "wut" and took it down. I have two pages linking to, it and can see maybe five doing so eventually. As far as Stimmung's ED-notability, well, the guy hasn't done too much except manifest the grossest body/body-image discrepancy I've ever seen in a "male," (I use the term with much caution,) and crap up my own page a little bit. But to read what he posts, he seems like a complete volcano of art-faggotry ready to explode. How do I get a community (i.e., not just Zaiger) vote on this, tho? Didaskalos 15:34, 6 August 2009 (UTC)

Looking for your guidance

I edited this post, as did another user, what can I do to make it meet the standards and truly rock? http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/User:Babity/Trauma_junkie —The preceding comment was added by Babity, who is too much of a fucking retard to sign his or her own posts. IT'S 4 TILDES (~), NOT ROCKET SCIENCE.

New Talk

guessing your an admin, are you someone appropriate to talk to about chris-chan?

Because you're citizen b/tard here and I'm not.

How does GET look? It looked disastrous before my current revision. -MATTYX

  • Thanks man, I'm surprised someone didn't already clean it up before hand. All it needed was some {{clear}} and rearranging of images. -MATTYX


Brains-brains dox

The Tartlet Brains-brains has what he claims to be IRL info on his userpage. Should I avoid mentioning this on his ED or not? MATTY X directed me to you as you're more knowledgeable on the subject. --Image:Ani dk dk.gif Justsomebody You say I did things? Image:Ani dk mariodie.gif 23:25, 4 May 2009 (UTC)

Father ODB

I come in a time of need. You're better at /b/ stuff than I am anymore; but.. Do you recall JxcelDolghmQ? Obscure meme that popped up summer/fall last year, died off before December. ­- Your Captain Speaking [LOL TALK] You are now free to move about the wiki. 10:52, 5 May 2009 (UTC)

Cameltoe

Do you know of any good pics on ED or have any great pics in your personal collection for this? (If you have time, of course.) Page has been around so long that I wanted to finally spruce it up and develop it into a real article. --Bryce - Talk to me! (contribs) 22:03, 8 May 2009 (UTC)

raid

Post some vids with a new channel, using a fake email address from here. Happy scats! - Crazyconan Wanna chat? 01:29, 20 May 2009 (UTC)

youtube porn

  • are you working on it right now? i have a pretty decent write up i want to add. i will put it at the bottom.

- k a z a n t z a k i s - 02:18, 20 May 2009 (UTC)

i fapped to it all Weatherman(talkpage) 13:43, 20 May 2009 (UTC)

youtube porn help

i love this picture for some reason.
i love this picture for some reason.

hey, thanks for the seal, i never would have done it if you hadn't mentioned that it was going down. thanks for the help too. - k a z a n t z a k i s - 19:51, 20 May 2009 (UTC)

dongs

thanks for prntscrning my youtube profile@pronday, its a beautiful sight

  • yes pleases,.,. you got a link? --EXPERTOGRE
  • grindmare@hotmail.com, let me know when you send it, otherwise it will be washed away by all the spam and crap

thank you

Re-writing the Man article

I know there's been some shit flying around this article, so here is a new one waiting for your approval. I'm also asking a few other sysops what they think.

--MudkipsPlz •Is watching you masturbate• 19:11, 21 May 2009 (UTC)

Bailout Plan

Honest to god - I have read so many summaries of the economic crisis and the bailout plan and I've been left scratching my head every time, but this is the first one I actually understood. You should be doing educational programming on TV or something. Maybe people in this country wouldn't be such retards any more. WM 15:25, 29 May 2009 (UTC)

I made new and totally awesome template!

Hey!This user hasn't edited much, but they show great potential.
You can help fit them for a top-notch pair of lollerskates by providing constructive crisisim on their edits and vandalizing the user pages of unhelpful assholes.
See this user on RC? Want to help them? Sign in then, dumbass!

AKA {{userpotential}}, based off and slightly parodizing one of my favorite articletemplates, {{potential}}. Also managed to drop that recent in-reference ("you can take any crisisim"), a link to said user's talk page and of course, to drop links to two of my favorite pages (ED:101/ED 2.0). I actually created it for a new user whose violently anti-Uncyclopedophilic attitude I admire. I is super proud of it. --Bryce - Talk to me! (contribs) 14:57, 30 May 2009 (UTC)

IP Law

Sorry, forgot to respond to this. Nope, I haven't studied IP law, though I wish I knew more about it. I know just enough to know offhand what "IP" stands for in this context. --Bryce - Talk to me! (contribs) 06:28, 13 June 2009 (UTC)

Chans Portal

Look I'm going to dump this in your court for caretaking once it goes live, which is probably in a couple days after I do the find/replace on the category. I assume you'd be cool with this. You have to rotate the FA's every week or so and keep the subpages updated and faggotry free. It's not too much work, you can basically make it your playground. Hope all is well with ODB DCY TALK ▪ STALK  21:31, 1 June 2009 (UTC)

Removed the picture

Removed the yearbook picture you added because of the real name policy. Talk to Zaiger about it I guess. YouWillAlsoGetAPuppy 14:59, 2 June 2009 (UTC)

Oh Dear

That's emasculating, I wish it was a more manly blend of flavors! WM 02:27, 3 June 2009 (UTC)

kgb

no worries, I shouldn't be jumping the gun like that anyway. :) - Raspberry Rush (talk)

heyo!

Can you give me your opinion on it?

And wtf is Treacher Collins Syndrome?-- What would you do for a ? 07:41, 3 June 2009 (UTC)

  • No problem. I'm using Chrome right now, but when I edit big things I usually run a sun virtualbox with mac and linux just to check on formatting. The only thing you removed that I did was the collapsible gallery code, but we can add that later when the article is ready for the cleaning crew.-- What would you do for a ? 07:50, 3 June 2009 (UTC)

Re:IRC

Nah man I was on, just asleep (my sleep pattern is fucked up atm) I was there idling, still am now. -Wit Image:Pinkpony.gif • msg 21:23, 15 June 2009 (UTC)

ehm

This is SRS Read it

Y helo thar, Buttsecks? lololol —The preceding comment was added by LolSpark, who is too much of a fucking retard to sign his or her own posts. IT'S 4 TILDES (~), NOT ROCKET SCIENCE.

kgb

I'll work on it later when i have some time....I plan on uploading a whole wack of pics of the texting tool and ways to get free texts and such...also maybe thinkin of posting some links....let me know if anything goes too far... - Pdspatrick 07:13, 23 June 2009 (UTC)

Michael Jordan

hai. I see you working on it. I guess it's safe to assume sysops have given the go ahead to clean up the shi...errr, content?-- What would you do for a ? 19:41, 26 June 2009 (UTC)

  • I was thinking along the lines of restructuring the sections to make it an easier reading experience. I mean, right now there are stupid sections that are uncyc and too short. The only part I have any interest in reading is the death section because it has enough content to be a full section by itself and so I formatted the videos and the gallery and made it prettyfied. Idk, you let me know. I can stand down for a few more days if the god squad wishes it so.-- What would you do for a ? 19:57, 26 June 2009 (UTC)

Yes sir, sorry sir

I'll stick to fixing grammar and syntax errors from now on.--Ritilin 22:27, 26 June 2009 (UTC)

Meatball was a waste of time

Posting it was removal of a millstone. One more to go. Think it looks OK (still got another pic to dumpm)?vanff 15:09, 28 June 2009 (UTC)

Thx

Braindamage pic upload and someone else can fix the broken bits.vanff 15:22, 28 June 2009 (UTC)

Billy Mays

Make it the featured article plz kthnx.--FirstJackoNowMays 21:50, 28 June 2009 (UTC)

mlb

i would have, but i enjoy fighting with software and hardware every night at 7:05pm so much, i keep it around. the mlb ticket on my cable provider sucks even worse. - k a z a n t z a k i s - 00:02, 3 July 2009 (UTC)

Hello

partyvan.info is a page for the partyvan wiki and Insurgency Wiki is a page for the other wiki, correct? Pr frink 03:02, 3 July 2009 (UTC)

RE: bob

comment my video I made for him to fap to: here make it sound like you can see everything! -Wit Image:Pinkpony.gif • msg 15:01, 4 July 2009 (UTC)

You need to watch it again, and read the book

vanff 22:47, 5 July 2009 (UTC)

elohel

Chimpmongler -- I sniggered. ♦ Raspberry Rush [talk page] ♦

Wield the banhammer

cheers. piilu 15:40, 8 July 2009 (UTC)

ED Sysop

Hello. Please check your email for an email from me. Response is appreciated within 24 hrs. Thank you. --girlvinyl 19:03, 13 July 2009 (UTC)

DING DONG!

Hello ODB! -MATTYּX

  • Nice to be back ahahah, everyone thought I was dead I guess. -MATTYּX
  • I get ya dude, I wasn't worried about ED either for about a month and a half. I've just been getting to know people in this shit-town. Got a girl now and now I got someone to share the drugs with. :) -MATTYּX

thoughts?

Keely Villar -- age? ♦ Raspberry Rush [talk page] ♦

  • I saw a college team for Lady Spartan's Soccer; could be HS but I'm thinking this isn't jailbait. -MATTYּX
  • Ah, it could still be useful if she's of age. We should try to dig into it; maybe yearbooks or alumni shit. I'll try to find something. -MATTYּX
  • Also, are you getting on IRC tonight? -MATTYּX
  • I hope you can make it haha. Not meaning to be some kind of burden but, how does this look so far? I think I'm going to start handling it from now on if PieAreSquare isn't active. -MATTYּX
  • She's not jailbait. She's 19 and a high school graduate. So it'd be awesome if the pics could be put back up.

Keely villar.JPG -PhantoMatt

  • Well here in America, students are usually 18 or 19 when they graduate high school, unless they skipped a grade due to being really intelligent. Based on the screenshots of the messages she sent on myspace, we can rule out her being smart enough to skip grades. --PhantoMatt 02:18, 15 July 2009 (UTC)
  • Well the censored pics we put up will do for now, right? She said on her myspace she was 19, but unfortunately no one screencap'd it and she set it to private now because of all this. She has to accept someone as a friend first in order to see her profile and confirm it. --PhantoMatt 03:09, 15 July 2009 (UTC)
  • Shes CP in my book and I don't think even blockateil would make those images appropriate. Playing "she told me she is 19 now" isn't a good bet. Also, FWIW, http://apps.facebook.com/josh_owns/ and use the ID no, 619719807. Her profile might be set to private, be her photos aren't. Shes definately 19...now.-Wit Image:Pinkpony.gif • msg 19:22, 15 July 2009 (UTC)
  • I meant the photos of her that were uploaded may have been much younger but I'm not disputing her age now. Were these younger photos?-Wit Image:Pinkpony.gif • msg 20:35, 15 July 2009 (UTC)
  • The originals might have exif data, but going CSI on them sounds like effort. Stick an mspaint reconstruction up for now. -Wit Image:Pinkpony.gif • msg 20:49, 15 July 2009 (UTC)

Image:Villar-Reconstruction.JPGI do not have the skills. -Wit Image:Pinkpony.gif • msg 20:57, 15 July 2009 (UTC)

  • Done. However now that ive looked at that and her unprotectedfacebook photos, I now think these WERE recent.-Wit Image:Pinkpony.gif • msg 21:21, 15 July 2009 (UTC)

Image:VillarReconstruction2.JPG The choice is yours. -Wit Image:Pinkpony.gif • msg 21:27, 15 July 2009 (UTC)

TMIL

What ODB? hahah -MATTYּX

  • Ah, I forgot all about that. I'm a stupid dumbass haha. -MATTYּX

Mainspace?

User:Earfetish/Alternative Medicine thx. Earfetish 22:50, 16 July 2009 (UTC)

I will move and de-orphan this if you like, ODB, it just needs one more small fix I think.--ܐܪܕܥ.:EZRA:. 23:51, 16 July 2009 (UTC)

Sovereign

Cheers dude. -userpage (talk) 02:02, 21 July 2009 (UTC)

png

Image:Odbtiltback.png

- k a z a n t z a k i s - 01:40, 24 July 2009 (UTC)

AT&T

i re-wrote the whole thing. check it out and let me know if i did the right thing. also, please help me in any way that you can on this beast of a dramapage, stuff is coming in so fast, its hard to tell if its fact, fiction, or fappage. - k a z a n t z a k i s - 07:33, 28 July 2009 (UTC)

  • Same thing goes for me concerning what WM said. Don't let me bother you if you are busy. The controversy seems to have died out for now anyways. Whenever you get a chance, just look over what I did to make sure I got things straight. - k a z a n t z a k i s - 01:59, 29 July 2009 (UTC)

IRC

Hey, would you happen to be on IRC? WM 23:33, 28 July 2009 (UTC)

  • It's concerning what I sent you an e-mail about the other day. I don't want to tie you up now if you're busy, so I can just reply the e-mail if that works for you. WM 23:44, 28 July 2009 (UTC)

Soap Opera

Hey dude, I had a feeling I'd seen that page before. Seems it was deleted after I removed the deathnotice from it... don't know if it's worth keeping or not though. ♦ Raspberry Rush [talk page] ♦

Reply

I replied to your message on my talk page.

Also, seeing the note above Soap Opera is a festering pile of crap, I put it on on 'Articles that Need Your Help' for a few weeks, nobody did anything, so why not flush it? Dreamcast (redirected to XBox) is totally unfunny loser crap though it might bring some kind of misguided smug feeling of being on the winning side to clueless MS-fanboys (one assumes that feeling is why MS-fanboys exist). I was a model sysop on that (and others), discussed it with the poster, watched the video he posted (by someone who didn't know what he was talking about) suggested one place to look for starters on a good article. The pile-on on my talk page is way out of proportion.vanff 12:56, 1 August 2009 (UTC)

The reverendluke page

  • I bulked up the page a bit and seeing if you think it's good enough. i can't find any more pictures of him or other links (the thumbnail in the article i just happened upon by luck).JB6 16:26, 1 August 2009 (UTC)


http://encyclopediadramatica.com/User:JB6/Reverendluke

  • OK, the links and searching i can promise (i wouldn't doubt he has other accounts), but i can't do shoops, no photoshop no nuthing.
  • i was thinking of doing the same thing, as a matter of fact im doing it right now. btw thanks for recommending downloadhelper, i got one of his vids for safekeeping. and i just learned a different way i can shoop pics (microsoft Paint, cheap ass drawings).
  • Check the article lately, i think this guy just became epic
my first time
my first time

XFF data and Proxies

You know the vandal who was messing with the Family Guy article. Well, apparently he's using a proxy, judging by the XFF data. I'm curious if its possible to just ban the IP used by the proxy (since it seems to be using two IP addresses). If you can't answer it, I'll just wait for WM's answer. kthx. Shrubkike was here 19:21, 7 August 2009 (UTC)

hey thar

nice filename

How's it going? - Crazyconan Wanna chat? 15:23, 8 August 2009 (UTC)

Pleasure til the end of the month, then srs bsns takes place once again. - Crazyconan Wanna chat? 18:38, 8 August 2009 (UTC)

kid rock/scott stapp

wtf? don't know how i missed that. i'm taking off for the weekend but will back to avoid work on monday. thanks for the heads up! © hallenge 19:59, 14 August 2009 (UTC)

Dubstep article

Why thank you, kind sir! However, I'm not quite sure I follow what you mean by your suggestion. I should just add dongs like any good cake mix? Virusys 00:39, 15 August 2009 (UTC)

  • I added a bit more. The wikipedia article (sauce) doesn't really give me a lot to work with, but hopefully it's a bit better now. Virusys 18:48, 15 August 2009 (UTC)

Flush MATTHEWGU4

Pls. IMHO it's not ED worthy and total crap, shouldn't even be in the mainspace. A cleanup wouldn't fix it; anyone can dress crap up in Armani but it's still crap at the end of the day. DOPE FIEND LOVES DOPE

  • I see what you mean dude, the article will fail itself eventually. Thanks for looking into it! DOPE FIEND LOVES DOPE

Beatdown in Beantown pt. II

FUCK YOU BOSTON
FUCK YOU BOSTON

I am getting ready to watch it in about 20 minutes. AJ is gonna cream those assholes. k a z a n t z a k i s 19:40, 22 August 2009 (UTC)

Thanks for puting Environmentalism into Politics, that was my intention from the beggining as Climate Change is in Science. Nice on carbon credits as well. needs more internet relevance, i just pooped the article out of my tuches, put a banner will ya? --Neurogeezer 07:37, 23 August 2009 (UTC)

Category:IRL Shit

MysteryBot doesn't seem to approve of it. :P
KILL IT BEFORE IT USES ATTRACT. PageChatContribs 07:11, 24 August 2009 (UTC)

Good idea

Your idea of a "rogue's gallery" of sorts sounds pretty amusing, I am going to start a draft. --lateral |talk| 23:15, 27 August 2009 (UTC)

[3] --lateral |talk| 04:41, 4 September 2009 (UTC)

ED Sysops Active Duty Roster

Isn't that forgetting a couple people? Like, JailBait and Hoveround or some shit? guess what?...  matty    hates    you  

Bzzt!

Give me about an hour here yet - busyyyy - Alliecat 22:36, 3 September 2009 (UTC)

arbchat

Yeah sure. I'm guessing I'll be getting messages from every butthurt tard now though... ;) ♦ Raspberry Rush [talk page] ♦

  • yeah, I'm yet to catch one. They always happened during the day time here (US night time). Plus, I avoided irc like the plague for a while. Derby was waiting for an arbchat for a while, but it never happened for some reason. ♦ Raspberry Rush [talk page] ♦

Kid Rock/Scott Stapp

Hey ODB, thanks for the heads up on that. I added a bit, but it could always use moar lulz. Also, I was thinking of working up a whole article for ol' scotty, but i checked the redirect's history and there are some familiar names that i'd rather not irritate. What do you think? © hallenge 16:56, 5 September 2009 (UTC)

  • Cool. I'll start collecting. © hallenge 17:26, 5 September 2009 (UTC)

WTF?

Both Vandalfucker and Arguecat3 were deopped? What the hell happened?
Both Vandalfucker and Arguecat3 were deopped? What the hell happened?
--MudkipsPlz •Is watching you masturbate• 20:23, 5 September 2009 (UTC)
  • Wait, Vandalfucker was a Sysop? And got Deopped? What the fuck? --Stumbles 03:39, 8 September 2009 (UTC)

Holy God

You have a lot of shit in your userspace! WM 18:57, 16 September 2009 (UTC)

PRRRRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMEEEEEEEEEE

DO NOT WANT
DO NOT WANT

Luuurve the new name man :D - Crazyconan Wanna chat? 21:51, 16 September 2009 (UTC)

  • Wey hey!! Good to see you back on ^_^ - Alliecat 22:19, 16 September 2009 (UTC)

yo

Image:Goodorbad.jpg
hey OD- er... Optimus! i was just wondering if this is supposed to be like that? © hallenge

  • nm. Ritegroic was on top of it before i had the screencap uploaded. derp. © hallenge

are you sure

that was what you are looking for? i am no where near done either. k a z a n t z a k i s

  • awesome. also, people in #forum were talking about adding some new stuff to it too. one thing i hope you will give attention to would be the very last section on "Realistic Conspiracy Theories." i think that has potential. k a z a n t z a k i s

edgov

User:Raspberry Rush/new edgov <<-- yes, please do! Ritegroic and DLB have done tweaks, but do whatever you please. It's looking pretty good imo, so switch it over when you're ready with it. ♦ Raspberry Rush [talk page] ♦

new name

a little something for your sig, if'n you want it. © hallenge

  • cool, glad you like it. looks like your talk page link is misspelled tho © hallenge

Ohai

My work schedule looks like I'm going to have some time off (Few weeks) then I'm going on a reduced schedule.. Money isn't a problem anymore, so it's time for R&R. I'm back, bitches. :D ­- From the lulzdeck, this is Your Captain Speaking You are now free to move about the wiki. 19:55, 21 September 2009 (UTC)

Derrrrrrr newfag has internets problems

Abductor 07:04, 4 October 2009 (UTC)

When I signed up I was shown a welcome page wherein I was shown links to ED myspace, facebook, etc. Clicking on the facebook link never produced a proper facebook ED page. It's either not set up right, or you have to already be joined to it, or I'm retarded (derrrr quite likely derrrrr). But since I am no longer shown that first welcome page after signing up, I can't repeat it. The link on the ED101 page works fine, but maybe because I already joined the FB page? Or not! Hope this made sense.

Also, the Vimeo embed here http://encyclopediadramatica.com/ED:101#Note_:_For_YouTube_Embedded_Videos no longer displays a video.

Memes Portal


You told me to listen ...

... so I think I fucking will. I LUFF YEW, HUGS AND KISSES AND OTHER SHIT THAT WOULD BE GAY IF THE BALLS TOUCHED.--Nomadesense 23:25, 5 October 2009 (UTC)

The Simpsons

Hey, I wrote a new section for that page regarding the playboy issue and Dys ended up unlocking it for me so I could wiki it a bit. I happened to see you had locked it down for vandalism before. If you want to lock her back down you can since I think I am done wiki'ing it.-- What would you do for a ? 08:46, 16 October 2009 (UTC)

after the angels game tonight

i thought it would be nice to celebrate by making the forums look like this:

CC Sabathia is god.
CC Sabathia is god.

GO YANKEES!!! k a z a n t z a k i s

oh hey


And they look pretty good too!

You should head over to the #wiki channel on ED IRC so you can collaborate with fellow EDiots and SysOps on all sorts of lulzy wiki related activities.

Google "irc client" if you don't have one already.


We are chilling, pop in if you can... ♦ Raspberry Rush [talk page] ♦

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