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Hello, Lakerdonald

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Plz to be read. Chenquieh!

If you are Bravesgirl5 and blank your page again, buttsecks is your only salvation. --Is It Cos I Is Black? 22:04, 8 December 2006 (UTC)

Contents 1 Dear moron 2 SONIC-CIDE 3 community.livejournal.com/apartheid 4 Apartheid 5 Pillow Angel 6 AFI 7 Needs moar helps pls thx 8 Lisa Nowak 9 10 LOL 11 TOWpedoed 12 Pillow Angel 13 WELCOME HOME FGT

Dear moron

When you upload pictures, don't check the "ignore warnings". That's what keeps you from doing stupid shit like uploading over Image:Pain.jpg, which I reverted. Miltopia 23:37, 8 December 2006 (UTC)

SONIC-CIDE

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KEKEKE_{Talk to me} ^{Listen to me.} 23:57, 4 January 2007 (UTC)

community.livejournal.com/apartheid

"whatever the hell this 'apartheid' thing is". --Is It Cos I Is Black? 07:57, 7 January 2007 (UTC)

Apartheid

Protip: When you create an article, don't forget to link it to other pages lest it end up here. I spotted you Holocaust so Apartheid isn't an orphan now but feel free to add to ==See Also==s elsewhere and link thusly where appropriate -or not. --Is It Cos I Is Black? 08:40, 7 January 2007 (UTC)

ty for the protip. Would you like payment in hookers and blow or internets? --Kobe 09:04, 7 January 2007 (UTC)

• Interhookerblow! --Liek?...I Fucking ♥ Mudkips!!! 07:37, 10 January 2007 (UTC)
  • I dunno, sounds fancy... --Kobe 11:30, 10 January 2007 (UTC)

Pillow Angel

HEY THERE! Hey, Lakerdonald! I saw what you did with Pillow Angel I just wanted to say keep up the good work

Outfuckingstanding soldier! And don't worry, you'll have company in hell since I added categories. LOL. --Is It Cos I Is Black? 01:34, 11 January 2007 (UTC)

• I liked the Sex one the best. --Kobe 01:40, 11 January 2007 (UTC)

AFI

• Yeah but I have no idea how to make one of them there fancy boxes to put mah images in... do you know how to do that, I cannot find it on the halp page. HeatherChandler 20:49, 24 January 2007 (UTC)
  • Do you mean like a gallery?

LOL RAEP

LOL RAEP

LOL RAEP

Or what? (PROTIP: BEGIN YOUR COMMENTS WITH ASTERIKS, ADD A NEW ONE FOR EACH LEVEL OF INDENTATION ^_^) --Kobe 20:54, 24 January 2007 (UTC)

Needs moar helps pls thx

Hallo. I am that dude what destroyed the pillow angel article totally. I am made of fail and poop. I ask for your help, with the tips maybe, that I can be further lulzy. If I am made of TOO MUCH fail, then my sandwich thusly overflows, and reversions will be necessary. If you have any tips I will appreciate it. Sankyu. KitsuneRisu 03:09, 3 February 2007 (UTC) <- LOOK EDIT OMGWTFBBQ

• lolol first off, PROTIP: Sign your comments with --~~~~. Also, I liked your Ashleyx18.jpg picture. It was lulzy. Also, cocks. -- Beat me! ^{Raep me!} _{Make me feel cheap!} 19:44, 2 February 2007 (UTC)
  • I'm leik, a total n00b, mirite? Yeah, I am, liek. Rly. So liek, how can I make things with extra lulz and happiness? Are there LASERS that need CHARGIN'? Should I add MUDKIPS?KitsuneRisu 03:09, 3 February 2007 (UTC)
    • LURK MOAR. And baleet all that stuff you added to the Pillow Angel article. Except for the picture: it was lulzy. YOU HAVE POTENTIAL YOUNG ONE. -- Beat me! ^{Raep me!} _{Make me feel cheap!} 03:53, 3 February 2007 (UTC)

Lisa Nowak

There's actually quite a few ace reporters for the IRL dramas on ED to tap into for keeping the lulz going on this one; TFO is excellent and I'm definitely moar into teh IRLulz than the likes of YawnTube. I just need to take time out from actually hunting down the news to chop up my catches and cook 'em up for a lulztrtious meal. Ima try and devote some time to it this w/end since it's so bloody brilliant. And I'll holla at TFO to see how he rates it. But this is gonna play all year so we have plenty of time. I can't wait for the trial.

Letterman: "Top Ten Signs An Astronaut Is Trying To Kill You."

• 10. Says, "This is a giant leap for mankind" as she tosses you off a bridge

• 9. You turn on CNN and see the Hubble Telescope focusing on your house

• 8. She promises to "Take you out like Pluto"

• 7. It sounds crazy, but you could swear Mars is following you

• 6. You were on the "Maury" episode: "I Had A Booty Call And Now An Astronaut Is Trying To Kill Me"

• 5. Her previous attempts to kill you have been postponed due to high winds

• 4. She poisons your Tang

• 3.Says she looks forward to being the first to walk on your lifeless corpse

• 2. Been getting threatening emails from Connie@InternationalSpaceStation.com

• 1.She keeps stabbing you with a pen that writes upside down

And some of the tabloid headlines were LULZ GOLD!!!

--ODB 00:54, 10 February 2007 (UTC)

OMGZ!!! I've not IRLolled liek that for ages. I was so moved...I cried. You, sir, are made of sickfuck and WIN!

--Li'l Mudkips 10:01, 19 February 2007 (UTC)

OMGZ! YOUR SIGNATURE, IS LIKE THE FUCKING KAWAII-EST THING I HAVE EVAR SEEN! LIKE I'M NOT EVEN BEING SARCASTIC. I really like it. Also, cocks. -- Beat me! ^{Raep me!} _{Make me feel cheap!} 23:33, 19 February 2007 (UTC)

LOL

LOL, good luck. Unless ur Steven Colbert, you won't even maek a blip on their ultra-hy-tek wikigaydar. Also, they always have at least 100 admins on 24/7. Have fun though-Skippy 01:46, 22 February 2007 (UTC)

We're recruiting from across the internets, but you're right I doubt it will work. A boy can dream though. -- Beat me! ^{Raep me!} _{Make me feel cheap!} 01:56, 22 February 2007 (UTC)

Ya. Also, advertising the raid on wiki doesn't make ED look good-Skippy 02:01, 22 February 2007 (UTC)

Fine, baleet, I don't even care anymore. -- Beat me! ^{Raep me!} _{Make me feel cheap!} 02:02, 22 February 2007 (UTC)

Hey Lakerdonald. I saw yr banning when looking at ToW's reaction to Bpeps day: I was ready to help fr the day. They are obviously worng in yr. case. Skippy is a nice person, I tnhk., but is hooked on ToW. Ennyway, thx for redoing the Novak article, near-constant troll bs has made it hard for me to to ennything good for the last coupla weeks.Voronic 19:15, 24 February 2007 (UTC)

Also, the 'be nice to jimbo 'cos he just might allow the ed article to be recreated' idea seems pretty fucking pointless, the way lakerdonald was banned just reinforces this: +, even w/o an article on 'pedo, Alexa ratings at least show the site matching the lame official ToW 'parody' site pretty consistently for the last few mths.Voronic 19:48, 24 February 2007 (UTC)

TOWpedoed

Maybe they hate Mudkips so much it's even moar PowerWord than ED. I see there's no mention of it in memes. As for the great Longcat/Limecat debate:

Longcat: 58,300

Limecat: 31,700

Longcat the winrar is!

--Li'l Mudkips 23:38, 22 February 2007 (UTC)

iawtc. OH WELL. I'm so disenfranchised with TOW, but it's okay, because I still have Bug cocks and Awesome.jpg -- Beat me! ^{Raep me!} _{Make me feel cheap!} 23:44, 22 February 2007 (UTC)

Pillow Angel

LOL. I wish I could claim it but talented young EDiot called User:Peepers did it.

(cur) (last) 17:08, 28 February 2007 Peepers (Talk | Contribs | Rape)

WELCOME HOME FGT

LOL. Tis grand to see your name around these parts.

--OldDirtyMudkips 15:30, 23 October 2007 (CDT)

I've decided to come out of my self-imposed wiki break. There are too many lulz to be documented to not be a part of it. -- Beat me! ^{Raep me!} _{Make me feel cheap!} 15:44, 23 October 2007 (CDT)