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Hello, Joeker

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   JailBait    talk    contribs   22:21, 29 November 2007 (CST)

Contents 1 Phils World 2 PAIN! 3 Dracula vs Joeker 4 Joeker vs. Dracula

Phils World

Dude, this article isn't funny. Fails lulz. Looks more like a serious attack. This isn't what ED is all about. You need to inject humor or it might need to be deleted. Make it funny, dude! Twist some facts around. Have a think! Thelovedone 20:44, 5 January 2008 (CST)

I don't think he can! Unfunny. Needs an ad hominem attack and plenty of lulz can be found here! and also here! Mythbuster 01:43, 6 January 2008 (CST)

Needs moar lulz? Will do. Joeker 03:11, 7 January 2008 (CST)

When, faggot? Mythbuster 18:46, 10 January 2008 (CST)

By tomorrow, been sick. Joeker 19:54, 10 January 2008 (CST)

I'm starting to fix it now. In progress. Creationist 18:32, 11 January 2008 (CST)

I've been working on it for a little while already, haven't saved yet. Been reviewing the guidelines on articles. I should be done in less than an hour. Joeker 18:34, 11 January 2008 (CST)

PAIN!

You fail - suffer the pain, faggot! That's how we roll! Dracula 00:03, 12 January 2008 (CST)

Man, that stuff is pretty brutal. Sure looks painful. Joeker 03:16, 12 January 2008 (CST)

And don't revert it again, faggot. Dracula 14:40, 12 January 2008 (CST)

Go BAWWWWW somewhere else, Emosexual. Try something new, those pics are old. You fail it, furfag. Joeker 15:12, 12 January 2008 (CST)

ohhhhhhhh butthurt! Dracula 19:49, 12 January 2008 (CST)

Again, BAWWWWW about your faggotry somewhere else, like your own userpage. BTW; ... but that's Joeker and me and has nothing to do with the site. ~Dracula You admit you're a part of the Phil's World Drama, n00b. You admit you're just an unfunny faggot here because you're upset over the article, trying to have it baleeted through the normal rules, because you're butthurt. You are here to WikiWar in the name of Serious Business, you unfunny faggot. If you were any other EDiot, I'd take it, but I'm not taking this shit from a whiny, emo, buttfuck Asspie Enabler who's raeping teh lulz. Go back to your hugbox and have a cry, vampire. Joeker 22:21, 12 January 2008 (CST)

Emo alert! And paranoid cause I never admitted I was any part of that website! This is for you, whiner;

You deserve an article! Such drama! You care about this shit otherwise you wouldn't have created the article! The article doesn't shit me because Timelord is a faggot. But he gave you butthurt by banning you so you are taking revenge! I read the story. Let someone else write the article, Asspie! And take whatever is given by whoever. If you can't take it, fuck off ED. Dracula 23:22, 12 January 2008 (CST)

Your Edits match only what the Asspie cares about, faggot. You're either an Asspie, or you're a friend of the Asspie. Because you support the Asspie, you are an unlulzy faggot performing Serious Business, meaning you need to be raped for your complete lack of lulz. You even suck at drama, and that's just sad. BTW, Ad hominem. I don't give a shit about the Pain Template, other than to make you BAWWWWW like a 16-year-old girl over it. You've got your own userpage to rape, furry.

lol wut? You think you're getting the truth from Phil's World? Whatever, I'm not here to argue that, n00b. Banned from Phil's World is Shit nobody cares about, except for the Lulz. If you think I'm torn up about the ban, you're a fuckwit. And if someone else wants to write as well, they can write. I'm not stopping anyone.

And no, I'm sorry, but I don't take shit from a douchebag who doesn't even have a single article, yet acts like he's a SysOp. Joeker 01:53, 13 January 2008 (CST)

Oh you fail so fucking bad! Your articles are unfunny, but you are a one man lollercoaster! I don't support the Asspie. You don't know what lulz is, and that's sadder. Shit, dude, no one cared about your article until the whining blanker came along and provided more drama for you! And yer, I suck at drama, because you are the one providing it! Serious business? That's you, dude, not moi. Yer showing you care about the banhammer from there. It's written all over the article - butthurt! I'm not the one shitting bricks over this. Copying my name calling makes you an hero - and a fucking parrot. Get over yourself, dude. This is all about you and your butthurt over a Legal Action. You'd better hope he doesn't find this article! Then the drama will really begin! If he's serious - and usually shit like that isn't, but I dunno here.

To you, anyone who disagrees is a SysOp. Fuck off, idiot, you don't belong here. Dracula 05:23, 13 January 2008 (CST)

Dracula vs Joeker

Hey, I think that ODB is super busy IRL currently, so let me see if I can be of some help. I'm posting this on both of your pages, but please respond on my talk page. I looked through both of your edit histories and you've both had some good and bad edits. I see where you're conflicting and why. But honestly, it's been a while since there were any problems, and you guys seem to be coexisting just fine. You both seem like reasonable people that are here to contribute to the lulz, and that's a good thing.

I'd like to see you both stay and continue to contribute. Based on how much you guys have been talking, it certainly looks to me like you want the same thing. There are some other editors on here that I find unfunny and I don't feel like their edits really help anything, but they're doing the wrong thing for the right reason, and so I let them be and try to help them when I feel like I can.

Neither of you will get banned and I don't think that either of you is at fault in this. You had a clash of personalities and that sort of thing happens. It's up to you guys to choose to work on seperate things on site or to try and coordinate your edits so that you're both happy with the final product. White•Mystery

• After some discussion, Dracula has agreed that being civil in the future is the best course of action. He'll leave your user page alone and, if you guys happen to be editing the same thing, you two will be able to work out a solution that is beneficial to both of you. If you have any questions or problems, please let me know and I'll try to help. White•Mystery

• Thanks for all of your help and for your efforts in resolving this, WhiteMystery, I'm really grateful. Thanks for the advice, and I'll be sure to be moar understanding in the future. Newbies like me always stumble a little in the start, I guess, and it was probably stupid of me to just jump right into making articles. I'll lurk moar, and make minor edits. Anyways, thanks again. Joeker 03:08, 11 February 2008 (CST)

Joeker vs. Dracula

I'm sending this same message to both of you!

I've been busy with the pwning of Co$ so I've not yet had a chance to look into whatevar you two are having a gaylord slap-fight over, but I'm just going to say CUT IT OUT!. Just let it go and carry on contributing your best to ED without stupid grade-school spats.

I'm wiping the slate clean between you two, sealing your 'criminal records'. I will keep track of your interactions without taking past history into consideration and whoevar fucks up first gets a wallop form my banhammer that will result in lifetime b&.

If you can't be fellow EDiots united in a common cause -the pursuit of lulz- then just agree to disagree and be gents (or ladies) about it; ignore each other and come to me for a verdict should edit woaring get either of you staemed. The stellar EDiot -like a Buddhist- will take the high road and attain EPIC WIN by walking away from faggotry.

Kthxbye. <3 --OldDirtyBtard • WUT? 13:53, 12 February 2008 (CST)