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uw-generic4 -- JokerJason (JokerJason · Talk · Contribs) 19:55, 10 January 2008 (UTC)

Sean is a kid who chats on AIM with me.

Fuck him

Wiseblood 12:00, 28 August 2007 (CDT)

Contents 1 Is he still banned? 2 I'd hit it 3 About the buttsecks 4 IMPORTANT BULLETIN 5 HAI2U 6 hello 7 articles to destroy 8 ouah 9 ED AUP 10 lulmygod! 11 Arbchat 12 Welcome 13 banner 14 Frostreturns 15 Signature 16 The dim bulb raid on Wikichan 17 HD 18 loldongs 19 Agreed 20 ZeldaOnline 21 irc@work glined 22 penis 23 a winner is you 24 Hey! 25 IRC 26 Confirmed Scientologist 27 Goodnight Sweet Prince? ;__; 28 hey man

Is he still banned?

I think janus is a cool guy eh sysops wiki's and doesn't afraid of anything. Kakama5 13:20, 13 January 2008 (CST)

I'd hit it

You are a total frigid weeaboo bitch but despite that I forgive you and I'd still hit it.

Nervous System 18:46, 15 September 2007 (CDT)

About the buttsecks

yes plz! --WM 17:25, 11 June 2007 (CDT)

IMPORTANT BULLETIN

This is a very embarassing confession actualy but i'm going to come out of the closet today may.21.2005 what i have to say is weird...i have this strange turtle fetish...i get very arroused when i see small tutrles i just get so turned on i just want to put the turtles down my pants and let there oh so smooth shell rub my penis...i'm not just just horny when i see small tutrles it's much more then that i had a dream of doing kinky things with turles...the dream went like this...it started off in a chamber of some sort and there they were 15 small turtles chained up to the wall they were wearing name tags that were ever so sexy like "daddy" and "bitch" ect. and there i was wearing a leather suit with a whip and i was whiping the turtles and they were making these little snapping sounds i don't know where it came from but i was very arroused by the end of the dream me and the 15 small turtles were in bed and some were on the pillow and some were down there..rubbing my penis...i'm glad i've got that off my back --Nakamura 23:18, 13 June 2007 (CDT)

HAI2U

LOL SIG VANDALISM KEKEKE_{Talk to me} ^{Listen to me.} 14:44, 22 June 2007 (CDT)

hello

I'm Bill gates

• Awesome, Bill Gates internets from Puerto Rico.   janus zeal    desu    contribs  

articles to destroy

They mostly come at night. Mostly. KEKEKE_{Talk to me} ^{Listen to me.} 13:14, 11 July 2007 (CDT)

ouah

Answered your question on my User:Talk page about ajt & the military things that I never got to fully explain. D4m0 14:57, 12 July 2007 (CDT)

ED AUP

	ATTENTION: Janus zeal violates Encyclopedia Dramatica's AUP due to a lack of lulz, drama and memes. You can help by shoving it up your ass. Failure to comply will result in ongoing harassment!

Did I do it rite? -Cirrus 17:15, 14 July 2007 (CDT)

lulmygod!

User RyanLulz was caught vandalising article Senshimedia. He is in fact, Senshimedia and thus needs some butthurt and er..stuff.—The preceding comment was added by Amazotron , who is too much of a fucking retard to sign his or her own posts. IT'S 4 TILDES (~), NOT ROCKET SCIENCE.

Arbchat

RedmachineD review and inquiry Wednesday August 1 10EST/7PS Abdul 11:26, 27 July 2007 (CDT)

• I will do my best to be there.   janus zeal    desu    contribs  
  • Reminder: arbchat is tomorrow. --Sheneequa • Talk 13:12, 31 July 2007 (CDT)
    • kthx   janus zeal    desu    contribs  
      • fuck i was kinda looking forward to this. :(   janus zeal    desu    contribs  

Welcome

Thx for the welcome manne, im ready to make some noobs feel teh butthurt. Triplesix 22:51, 3 August 2007 (CDT)

banner

See this. Tell me what you think. --Blu Aardvark 07:22, 4 August 2007 (CDT)

• lol k. --Blu Aardvark 19:56, 4 August 2007 (CDT)

Frostreturns

Eh... is there a reason to protect that page? That rotten turd needs flushin' --Jawsome^{RAWR BITCHES!!} 19:56, 8 August 2007 (CDT)

• I did it because I was being lazy at the time and saw an edit war, Its gone now.   janus zeal    desu    contribs  

Signature

1. HERE'S WHAT U DO!
   1. Move Template:Jz to User:Janus zeal/sig done cuz I like ur laptop
   2. Go to Special:Preferences and toggle raw signature.
   3. In the nickname box put {{User:Janus zeal/sig}}
   4. Sign with the standard ~~~~ or if you hate the date, take off a tilde.
2. Why?!
   1. I have OCD about namespaces
   2. So we can manage templates easier. I just had JailBait do the same thing and I don't want 100 signatures in the template space.
   3. Places you already signed   janus zeal    desu    contribs   will still read the same cause they've been redirected.
3. Love
   1. --Sheneequa • Talk 21:01, 11 August 2007 (CDT)

The dim bulb raid on Wikichan

I'll unblock JailBait then. I won't make an issue since there's confusion about the whole thing but I'm email the admin list about a suitable punishment. Maybe Orphan clean-up and some other shit.

I'm not sure exactly what went down but according to JailBait, ajt made a comment about taking down Wikichan. I'm sure he didn't mean go over there with ED flags fying and fuck their house up. Beside, if ajt told Blargh to vote Democrat would he do it? I don't think so.

Anyway, I'm pretty sure that's why we're getting DDoSd and vandalised so the perps should pay for being such moronic trolls.

--OldDirtyMudkips 23:43, 16 August 2007 (CDT)

HD

What the fuck happened to helldive? ILU FGT. TANK

• Replied on your talk page yo <3   janus zeal    desu    contribs  
  • PS ITS 209.62.62.142 MY NAME SERVERS SUCK FUCK YOU THE PLANET. >:(   janus zeal    desu    contribs  

loldongs

Haha, she told me that's where she met you. Also, I'll email them to you in a bit <3 --Drunkenlazybastard 16:25, 31 August 2007 (CDT)

Agreed

Dude I agree with you for 1200% about that Chris Crocker thing, like the optimus prime vid is also the same faggot. ED is giving this homophobic gay fag enabler exactly what he wants. --Divx-Mongool 09:11, 14 September 2007 (CDT)

• I hope other sysops see that...   janus zeal    desu    contribs  

ZeldaOnline

No dox? When the fuck did that happen? Anyways, uh thanks about the article. I guess. Also, dongs.Tuatara 19:50, 14 September 2007 (CDT)

irc@work glined

i was trying to get on between classes and found that the irc i use here was glined, plz tell someone to ugline it kthnx, here are the infos for it:

• • • Welcome to CGI:IRC 0.5.9 (2006/06/06)

• • • Looking up irc.encyclopediadramatica.com

• • • Connecting to irc.encyclopediadramatica.com [72.20.41.103] port 6667

-anonymuncule.irc- *** Looking up your hostname...

-anonymuncule.irc- *** You are permanently banned from anonymuncule (faggot)

• • • Closing Link BURK[207.250.49.24] (User has been permanently banned from anonymuncule (faggot))

<3 BURK PS: i have no idea why im in a box loldongs

penis

penis --penis 12:13, 12 October 2007 (CDT)

• I second it Wiseblood 13:55, 14 October 2007 (CDT)

a winner is you

Glad to see you back JZ. I wish some of the others would man-up and return. What's done is done, etc.

<3

--OldDirtyBtard 23:57, 9 December 2007 (CST)

Hey!

Welcome back! It's great to see you! How are things? White•Mystery

IRC

Ajt is asleep and Shen ain't on. I just got back on since nickserv 'lost' my passwerd. Let's see tomorrow. --OldDirtyBtard 00:59, 16 December 2007 (CST)

Confirmed Scientologist

I herd Janus is a confirmed scientologist. [[1]] Weedbag 01:04, 2 April 2008 (CDT)

I can confirm it. TokioCancel 21:32, 19 July 2008 (CDT)

Goodnight Sweet Prince? ;__;

plz to not be dying - IDigNubbles 00:10, 10 September 2008 (CDT)

hey man

sorry, i got your nick juped on chatnets :<

but drop by sometime anyway we kinda miss you `Blackfish711 00:07, 8 December 2008 (CST)