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Contents 1 Archived Talk 2 Okay, purged 3 lul 4 Hey, that's no seal! 5 Kurdistan 6 Proxy 7 Proxy dude 8 XFF 9 Ty 10 Contra 11 Holiday conmemorating Hitler's defeat 12 Thanks 13 Blocking IP addresses 14 Ban Plz 15 tagging 16 IRC 17 Jeff Dunham 18 Bugger :( 19 Possible new article...

Archived Talk

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Okay, purged

New talk starts below here. Shrubkike was here 04:47, 27 July 2009 (UTC)

Hey, I see that you flushed my page about Trevor Fayas and I understand your decision, however, I feel that he is a lulz mine. Also, I'm a complete newfag when it comes to making new articles. Thanks anyway. —The preceding comment was added by The Whitey, who is too much of a fucking retard to sign his or her own posts. IT'S 4 TILDES (~), NOT ROCKET SCIENCE.

lul

"08:52, July 28, 2009 HedgeJew (Talk | Contribs) flushed "Forumfall" ‎ (SHIT POST: content was: 'The Valhalla for angry nerds. Except 88Chaz88.' (and the jackass who shat it out was '88Chaz88'))" That made me lol. Thnx All Aboard! (Where's your ticket?) 23:20, 28 July 2009 (UTC)

Hey, that's no seal!

That's a cat! <-insert polite, yet awkward laughter here-> Watwatwat 01:03, 5 August 2009 (UTC)

Kurdistan

Vandalism slipped through the cracks? Looks like the last good version was that ... not sure how to revert that far, and i see you're handy with the hammer, so i come to you for swift justice. Challenger 18:24, 7 August 2009 (UTC)

• took care of the article. -- piilu 18:57, 7 August 2009 (UTC)

Proxy

Dunno. Ask WhiteMystery.

^I'D _CHECK ^MY _{TALKPAGE BUT} ^I'M _OBSCENELY ^RICH 18:54, 7 August 2009 (UTC)

Proxy dude

He's been using multiple proxies from multiple sock farms. I did range blocks on two but he's finding new ones. WM might have some input but we'll prolly just have to put up with his shit for a bit but since he's not 1337 enough to script he'll prolly get bored soon. I'm not going anywhere today so I don't mind patrolling RC. -- - wut? 19:30, 7 August 2009 (UTC)

XFF

Oh jeez, that is one thing I can't answer! Blu Aardvark might know the answer. If he doesn't, Krade would probably be your best bet. Let me know if they can't help and I'll do some reading on it. WM 02:27, 9 August 2009 (UTC)

Ty

For flushing that Joe budden article, or whatever the fuck it was. That piece of shit was so horrible even the NAACP cried do not want. (i heart heroin)

• Pls consider doing the same to Erikroll. It's shit. (i heart heroin)

• Thanks dude. Have some desu. (i heart heroin)

Also for (Plumbing log); 05:06 . . HedgeJew (Talk | Contribs) flushed "Talk:Erikroll" (SHIT POST: The article belonging to this talk page was the worst I've ever seen.) - i lol'd. wtf was that? - Challenger - 09:23, 13 August 2009 (UTC)

Contra

You got it dude. Any more suggestions leave them on that talk page and I'll implement them once I get back from smoking this joint. DOPE FIEND LOVES DOPE

• Hey bro can you find me sauce on that Contra furry topic? DOPE FIEND LOVES DOPE

Holiday conmemorating Hitler's defeat

Dude, we have plenty of holidays conmemorating Hitler's fail, Yom Hashoah, Yom Hatzmaut, and the soldiers celebrate Kristalnacht in Gaza every now and then. --Neurogeezer 04:09, 22 August 2009 (UTC)

Thanks

Didn't actually know how to do that, lol. Snarfies 01:38, 26 August 2009 (UTC)

• Ah, so how's that, then? Is User:Snarfies/Angie a little more ready for prime time...? Snarfies 02:46, 26 August 2009 (UTC)
  • Thanks for the feedback - Added some more pics, but there are only so many of those out there. Also added some links and a suicide threat. I hope that'll do it, because I'm not sure how much more I can do on my own...Snarfies 03:45, 26 August 2009 (UTC)

Blocking IP addresses

Make sure you uncheck "Block anonymous users only" or else it is pointless to even block it, considering we do not allow anon users to edit. Just fyi. --zaigertalkplx 21:47, 29 August 2009 (UTC)

Ban Plz

Butthurt picture removal.--MudkipsPlz ^{•Is watching you masturbate•} 19:57, 14 September 2009 (UTC)

• while you have your hammer out... lulzuk butthurt over Sean Lynde, and lolcow Fonthecon is vanity crazy over his shitty chan. © hallenge

tagging

hey mate, when you drop a deathnotice on a page, add it like {{subst:deathnotice}} so that the date gets recorded with the template etc. Makes it easier to keep track of dates, since we're being anal about deletion now.

♦ Raspberry Rush [talk page] ♦

IRC

And they look pretty good too! You should head over to the #wiki channel on ED IRC so you can collaborate with fellow EDiots and SysOps on all sorts of lulzy wiki related activities. Google "irc client" if you don't have one already.

--Sheneequa • Talk 23:32, 3 November 2009 (UTC)

Jeff Dunham

• I figured this site needed an article on that fucker, but I fucked up and the d in dunham isn't capitalized in the title. can you fix that, and look the article over for me? I'm pretty sure there's a sufficient amount of lulz, but you can never have enough.

thanks in advance, Mr. Craig 20:43, 8 November 2009 (UTC)

• Alright, so I fixed up the article a bit, threw in some more drama and lulz. It's still sorta crap, but better than before. Mr. Craig 20:43, 8 November 2009 (UTC)

• Worked in it some more. On topic, and internets have been added. I think it's almost ready to be lulz-archived. Mr. Craig 08:12, 9 November 2009 (UTC)

Bugger :(

That Babblesex article had a good edit war for the 5 minutes it was alive.--MudkipsPlz ^{•Is watching you masturbate•} 19:39, 14 November 2009 (UTC)

Possible new article...

...starting about halfway down the GoryCough talk page. LJ comm related. Suggestions welcome! If it's still crap, let us know, we'll keep hacking at it. --Gory Cough 00:06, 20 November 2009 (UTC)