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Contents 1 Filenames 2 The new stuff. 3 What? 4 Boring old shit. 5 hai2u 6 irc 7 Stupid 8 M/F writing/posting styles 9 Live Aid 10 IRC 11 Renewing invite

Filenames

-Ket ^Refill/lol 09:59, 1 August 2006 (UTC)

The new stuff.

Two small updates: {{unblock|reason}} is hilarious. I got kicked 4+ times and killed twice #ED today. --The Finn 11:01, 30 July 2006 (UTC)

Queer power. Tfo 20:59, 6 August 2006 (UTC)

What?

I thought I told you to get on IRC or I'd ban you for 24 hours?--WKD 08:05, 29 July 2006 (UTC)

• How come whenever I get banned I find articles that I really want to update? --The Finn 11:01, 30 July 2006 (UTC)

Boring old shit.

Hey, the assholes finally fixed the search function. :D BELATED!!! --The Finn 17:47, 14 July 2006 (UTC)

• Yes, I don't think it'll fuck up any more-Ket 22:47, 14 July 2006 (UTC)

I don't even know what the fuck 'throw it in her' means. Why are there all these new people using words I don't understand in ways that I can't comprehend? This is beginning to make me twitch.--WKD 13:53, 30 June 2006 (UTC)

• For an admin on a supposedly humorous site, you sure don't get laid jokes much. --The Finn 03:22, 1 July 2006 (UTC)
  • For a supposed lesbian, you seem quite concerned about my sex life. Want to cyber?--WKD 03:54, 1 July 2006 (UTC)
    • Sure. My s/n is Jenny18. --The Finn 03:57, 1 July 2006 (UTC)
      • Hawt.--WKD 04:07, 1 July 2006 (UTC)
  • Don't pick fights with WKD! He'll tear you a new e-hole!-Ket 03:26, 1 July 2006 (UTC)
    • Great! It'll be a new place where I can stick an e-penis! --The Finn 03:30, 1 July 2006 (UTC)
      • I have no answer to that-Ket 03:41, 1 July 2006 (UTC)

Yeah, sorry, but the foil thing was only funny the first time the joke was made. When I made it. --The Finn 04:55, 20 June 2006 (UTC)

• Also, "a lot" is two words. --The Finn 04:58, 20 June 2006 (UTC)

Please don't mess with the memes. It makes little Paco cry. --Jacknstock 12:41, 31 May 2006 (UTC)

I learned my lesson about the Preview button. D'ohs. I don't know what meme I messed with. The Finn 12:56, 31 May 2006 (UTC)

• The KISS-created meme, "God gave rock and roll to you." "Zeus" is not acceptable because it is a red link and because most of us are not pagans. --Jacknstock 13:01, 31 May 2006 (UTC)
  • Ahhhhh, I see. I should have went with my first impulse, which was to put "Furry Jesus gave rock and roll to you". --The Finn 13:04, 31 May 2006 (UTC)
  • And while I'm thinking of it, there really should be a "notwelcome" template to replace the "welcome" one. --The Finn 13:06, 31 May 2006 (UTC)
    • Use {unwelcome}? J3ph 42 18:32, 31 May 2006 (UTC)
      • I figured it already existed. Thank you. --The Finn 18:42, 31 May 2006 (UTC)

I sure wish I was as gool as all you guyzez. --The Finn 05:02, 15 June 2006 (UTC)

A+ Image. Unwelcome template changed to template. --Sheneequa 07:37, 15 June 2006 (UTC)

• Lulz. Are you kidding? I was the one who put the Unwelcome template there in the first place. Glad you enjoyed it.--The Finn 07:40, 15 June 2006 (UTC)
  • Ya, but every talk page needs a welcome template. --Sheneequa 07:43, 15 June 2006 (UTC)
    • Pshh, fine, but I'm moving it to the bottom so's I don't have to look at it. --The Finn 07:51, 15 June 2006 (UTC)
      • But they put so much love and care into that template-Ket 07:58, 15 June 2006 (UTC)
        • I focus all my care and loving toward my special zone. This places gets sloppy seconds. --The Finn 08:04, 15 June 2006 (UTC)
        • And frankly, anyone who doesn't like it can run like Pancho Villa down a Slip n' Slide straight into Goatse's gaping ass. --The Finn 08:10, 15 June 2006 (UTC)

Can't argue with that. Nut I'm not actaully a furry; they call me a pseudofur. I love fake words. --The Finn 08:35, 27 June 2006 (UTC)

• Holy shit, who ate my spelling? --The Finn 08:36, 27 June 2006 (UTC)

Try not to make too many low-content stubs. Just a hint-Ket 04:42, 28 June 2006 (UTC)

• The ones I've done tonight I'm going back to and filling in. I swearz. --The Finn 04:43, 28 June 2006 (UTC)
  • OK, I'll believe you this time, Mr Finn-Ket 04:46, 28 June 2006 (UTC)
  • I believe nobody. How long is it going to take you to do something about Edgar Allen Poe? Because I can delete pages and am short-tempered and filled with hate. wingsnugs --WKD 06:53, 28 June 2006 (UTC)
    • See? That's, what, a quarter of a promise fulfilled? --The Finn 05:05, 28 June 2006 (UTC)
      • Alright, you win this time-Ket 06:04, 28 June 2006 (UTC)
        • LOL P0WND!!!1! --The Finn 06:09, 28 June 2006 (UTC)
    • It's four in the morning. Throw me a bone. --The Finn 06:56, 28 June 2006 (UTC)
      • Your stuff is kind of funny so you have until tomorrow before I delete it and vandalise your user page with stream of consciousness tourettes syndrome venting of the black ball of filth and malevolence I call my soul. Love WKD 07:01, 28 June 2006 (UTC)
        • Insert evil cackle. Unfortunately for our hero, WKD, he did not realize that The Finn would find userpage vandalizm lulzilicious.... --The Finn 07:04, 28 June 2006 (UTC)
          • Despite the numerous humorous aspects of userpage rape, I recommend you do something with those pages. Low content becomes no content quickly, Finn, and you are a reasonable contributer so we really wouldn't want your efforts to go unnoticed-Ket 07:08, 28 June 2006 (UTC)
          • Insert random shouting. Unfortunately for our furry friend, she did not realise that WKD thinks hurting people and causing drama is funny. Welcome to ED, baby girl. --WKD 07:14, 28 June 2006 (UTC)
            • Girl? I need to read userpages-Ket 07:17, 28 June 2006 (UTC)
              • If you guys read my userpage, you'd also know that I'm a lesbian, so you could assume that I get called "sir" and "mister" all the time, so I'm probably used to it. --The Finn 08:31, 28 June 2006 (UTC)
                • I'll apologize anyway-Ket 05:01, 29 June 2006 (UTC)
                  • Why? Never be afraid to call a spade a spade, a dyke a man and a fag an abomination in the eyes of god. This site needs to get back to what Banaan calls 'charmingly insensitive' and I call 'hate-filled vitriol'. People need to thickned their skins.--WKD 06:00, 29 June 2006 (UTC)
                    • The reason I do apologise is because I try to not scare off users. Unless it is a worthless neanderthal vandal, who I would happily rape mercilessly with profanities. Simply, I lol at insults, but others may not-Ket 06:06, 29 June 2006 (UTC)
                      • It's impossible to scare me off. No worries there. Which reminds me, I've gotta post the Trollwars article I'm writing.... --The Finn 06:12, 29 June 2006 (UTC)

hai2u

Are you a Finn? --Freddie 21:23, 8 August 2006 (UTC)

• No, dumbass. :D --The Finn 09:13, 30 August 2006 (UTC)
  • Then you're gay. --Freddie 15:45, 5 September 2006 (UTC)
    • Gee, that's a creative one. ED is just full of sharp wit tonight. --The Finn 05:23, 6 September 2006 (UTC)
      • Unless your sarcasm was... liek double sarcasm... you lose. --Freddie 11:09, 6 September 2006 (UTC)
        • She is a faggot you fucking faggot. Now get off my talk page.--WKD 11:19, 6 September 2006 (UTC)
          • Whatever you say, Mr. Internet tough guy. --Freddie 13:30, 6 September 2006 (UTC)
            • That's Mr Banhammer to you.--WKD 19:25, 6 September 2006 (UTC)

irc

Do lesbians use irc? --Sheneequa • Talk 05:14, 2 September 2006 (UTC)

• Sheneequa, we never knew.--WKD 09:34, 2 September 2006 (UTC)
  • lesbians on irc? EverybodyLovesRetartedFaggit 11:03, 5 September 2006 (UTC)

lol gtfi. --Sheneequa • Talk 04:05, 24 September 2006 (UTC)

Stupid

You called me stupid, and told me to gtfo. After slashing my arms with my razor blade multiple times, I have come to your page to slander your name. YOU GOT SLANDERED, BITCH. -Dave 22:41 9-04-06

• I may weep openly. --The Finn 05:46, 6 September 2006 (UTC)

M/F writing/posting styles

re: Your comment on the obvious man-quality of the RFJason CL post ... what do you think of the Nazi roleplay post in the Craigslist article? I have my own feelings on it looking back, but I'd like to know what you think. Tfo 16:15, 6 September 2006 (UTC)

• I'd say that one's a lot better. I can't say why, exactly. I'll compare and get back to you. --The Finn 05:38, 7 September 2006 (UTC)

Live Aid

I tried fixing Live Aid, before it was incoherent un-funny crap. Now it's semi-coherent, but still crap. Whadaya-think? Red5 03:17, 7 September 2006 (UTC)

IRC

you are cordially invited to a most festive occassion remarking the reestablish
ment of chaos and absurdity. you must bring a helmet and fruit garment depicting
the corrosion of society as a whole, and the triumph of swine. you must request
forgiveness at one of our easy to locate confession boxes and recite joyfully a
bursting paragraph from a humble literary product of lol internets.

Get on irc fgt--Quit _{or I'll use these} ^{your whining} 02:41, 11 December 2006 (UTC)

• Can't. I'm on a friend's shitty iMac. My comp's dead. --The Finn 02:43, 11 December 2006 (UTC)
  • Not even through this ;_____;--Quit _{or I'll use these} ^{your whining} 02:45, 11 December 2006 (UTC)

Renewing invite

you are cordially invited to a most festive occassion remarking the reestablish
ment of chaos and absurdity. you must bring a helmet and fruit garment depicting
the corrosion of society as a whole, and the triumph of swine. you must request
forgiveness at one of our easy to locate confession boxes and recite joyfully a
bursting paragraph from a humble literary product of lol internets.

Get on irc fgt

WE NEED MOAR LEZZ Miltopia 10:22, 16 December 2006 (UTC)