User talk:Epoque
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Maja Schmidt
a). New talk page comments go at the bottom of the talk page, even if the pwner of said talk page has no idea what you're talking about and nothing to do with the site's e-legal matters.
2. Sign your comments on talk pages. It's four tildes (~ ~ ~ ~) or hit the sig button 
in the edit window.
¢. Since you already have a lolsuit in the works, it appears you're all set and just need to kick back, relax and let your lawyers fight it out with ours.
Howevar, if you would like to speed things up, you can plead your case directly to the Board of ED and discuss the possibility of getting said article altered and/or removed via an #arbchat on IRC.
If you are unfamiliar with the concept, it is -in simple terms- an 'arbitration' hearing between the plaintiff (you) and the 'management' of Encyclopedia Dramatica in a private chat room session at a time convenient for all.
If you would like to schedule an #arbchat, please add a comment to the one you left on my talk page (now at the bottom of the page).
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OldDirtyBtard • WUT? 14:34, 4 March 2008 (CST)
lolsuit
a). My spelling is flawless.
2). Since you have declined to settle this matter in a civilised fashion (the #arbchat I offered), plox to be having your e-lawyer contact ED's barrister, The Honorary Ed Lolington
--OldDirtyBtard • WUT? 17:40, 10 March 2008 (CDT)
¢). Since you did not respond to the offer of an #arbchat, I have recently been authorised to offer you or Ms. Schmidt an IRL duel; as in pistols at dawn or some such.
--OldDirtyBtard • WUT? 17:46, 10 March 2008 (CDT)
