User talk:Dorianthorn

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That tiger poem

Jesus Christ I just read that in English last week, weirdest shit evar. Crazyconan _{Wanna chat?} 13:48, 14 January 2009 (CST)

• I have no idea what inspired me to put that on here. It just came into my head randomly while I was thinking of stuff to put on my userpage here, so I did it. Which explains how I do 90% of the stuff I do LOL. --Dorian Thorn 14:22, 14 January 2009 (CST)

re:Amp milfs

It's all good. It'll probably be a lighting rod for faggotry this weekend, most featured articles are. We usually just end up locking them for the duration and if someone else doesn't catch it on RC, hit up one of the other admins and they'll handle it.

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 ^{TALK ▪ STALK}  19:09, 15 January 2009 (CST)

• Done.

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 ^{TALK ▪ STALK}  19:53, 15 January 2009 (CST)

Your Dick

Is lovely <3--MudkipsPlz ^{•Is watching you masturbate•} 18:48, 23 May 2009 (UTC)

• well, thanks... good thing, too, considering how many people have seen it at this point LOL --Dorian Thorn 18:50, 23 May 2009 (UTC)

• And don't forget to read your damn welcome message.--MudkipsPlz ^{•Is watching you masturbate•} 18:52, 23 May 2009 (UTC)

• Mudkips wants your cock dude, don't do it, her vag is more deadly than the Bubonic plague. MattyXtalkcontribs

^ = true ­- From the lulzdeck, this is Your Captain Speaking 18:56, 23 May 2009 (UTC)

• It's me or or the dreaded black hole of ED.--MudkipsPlz ^{•Is watching you masturbate•} 18:58, 23 May 2009 (UTC)

• Hey, I'll take MudkipsPlz's vag over a jar of peanut butter any day ;) --Dorian Thorn 19:07, 23 May 2009 (UTC)

Oh god, take back your comment before she jumps your bones. Even I do not want ­- From the lulzdeck, this is Your Captain Speaking 19:10, 23 May 2009 (UTC)

• NO DORIAN! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! MattyXtalkcontribs

• Ignore them Dorian. Matty and TTT both play for the home team, they're not people like us..--MudkipsPlz ^{•Is watching you masturbate•} 19:17, 23 May 2009 (UTC)

• I'm Bi Mudkips, I'll double team with you with Dorian if I have to. XD MattyXtalkcontribs

• NOW we're talking!! :D --Dorian Thorn 19:22, 23 May 2009 (UTC)

• Dear god, help us all. ­- From the lulzdeck, this is Your Captain Speaking 19:22, 23 May 2009 (UTC)

While I'm here

you are cordially invited to a most festive occassion remarking the reestablish
ment of chaos and absurdity. you must bring a helmet and fruit garment depicting
the corrosion of society as a whole, and the triumph of swine. you must request
forgiveness at one of our easy to locate confession boxes and recite joyfully a
bursting paragraph from a humble literary product of lol internets.

Get on irc fgt

­- From the lulzdeck, this is Your Captain Speaking 19:23, 23 May 2009 (UTC)

Oi! You!

I had first dibs on your cock, where's my name?--MudkipsPlz ^{•Is watching you masturbate•} 22:51, 23 May 2009 (UTC)

• TOO LATE BITCH! MattyXtalkcontribs

• Dorian, I <3 you.--MudkipsPlz ^{•Is watching you masturbate•} 10:17, 24 May 2009 (UTC)

It's so nice of you

Candy is dandy but liquor is quicker.

You give out personal pics to people. It's very sweet of you. Even I don't do that.

Well, I would if I were asked to, but I just don't care. Zella 02:15, 24 May 2009 (UTC)

• Yeah, and without asking for PayPal even. Very considerate Dorian! (i heart rape)

• • Like I have anything left to hide at this point... --Dorian Thorn 14:53, 13 July 2009 (UTC)

Amputee milfs

There's an open tag somewhere, good luck finding it. :) ­- From the lulzdeck, this is Your Captain Speaking 02:33, 13 July 2009 (UTC)