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Hello, Bzuber

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• Hello. PLEASE USE THUMBNAILS WITH IMAGES. My patience for the night is all used up, keep it up and it's banhammer time. --yirimyah ♠ ^æ 06:04, 16 September 2006 (UTC)

Contents 1 Zewb 2 Hai 3 ZOMG 4 Second Life

Zewb

LOL. I wonder what would happen if I moved your user and talk pages? Tfo 03:34, 3 November 2006 (UTC)

Hai

HEY THERE! Hey, Bzuber! I saw what you did with Princess Diana I just wanted to say keep up the good work

--Abort, retry, fail 17:53, 21 November 2006 (UTC)

ZOMG

I seem to have been banned from Second Life... ChairmanMeow 03:17, 13 January 2007 (UTC)

I don't think I can start a new account from the same computer, because when I try to log in it says "Second Life cannot be accessed from this machine" or something like that. ChairmanMeow 22:45, 17 January 2007 (UTC)

• You are probably IP blocked. If you have dsl or another dynamic IP, just disconnect and reconnect and you'll get a new IP, and a new 2nd life! Also, flush your cookies. KEKEKE_{Talk to me} ^{Listen to me.} 23:11, 17 January 2007 (UTC)

Yo, I'm back on thanks to Shooped Life. Let me know if you need URL to get it. ChairmanMeow 01:42, 23 January 2007 (UTC)

Second Life

Hey I was wondering if I could get one of those kkk outfits if so email me fretsonfire55@yahoo.com