User talk:Bastardman

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Bastardman's talk page leaderboard: Banaan: 8.1 Thedreadedkettle: 8 WKD: 4 Sheneequa: 0 - - - - - -

Sup Dawg

may i offr u sum lmaonade n a ride wit roflcopter, ltr we will enjoy lullercaust. I also heard u like Bpeppaz so we put some Brian Peppers pictures on ur windshield so you can jerk off wile u drive. —The preceding comment was added by Lulmaster vivec, who is too much of a fucking retard to sign his or her own posts. IT'S 4 TILDES (~), NOT ROCKET SCIENCE.

You Bastard!

Nice going on the restoring! :) ~ Banaan 21:08, 5 Jan 2006 (UTC)

• I am happy to help. Now let us hope a disaster of this magnitude never strikes again! --Bastardman 21:57, 5 Jan 2006 (UTC)

reversions

Yeah thats what I was going from but I couldn't for the life a me find the revert button d=

• There's no revert button for "common users", of which Bastardman is one. Just go to the last correct version through history, and push the edit button + save page. ~ Banaan 13:26, 6 Jan 2006 (UTC)
• I dunno what's up with the revert button, anyway. I always use the manual method, since I can see what I'm doing (unless I'm reverting 20 pages at the same time). ~ Krade ^{hi yo~} 16:06, 11 Jan 2006 (UTC)

read it

already read it, you don't need to put it back again... Markov Chainey

• Ok, whatever. It's going back up if you don't learn your lesson though. --Bastardman 20:42, 11 Jan 2006 (UTC)

Don't be such a bastard, man.... oh never mind... Markov Chainey

Animal Abuse

What's with the reversion at Animal abuse? Has this turned into Wikipedia or something?

If someone puts up a picture of a frog simultaneously eating and shitting out a cat four times its size, I think that it's worth noting.

Create an account or log in 18:09, 12 Jan 2006 (UTC)

• The picture was already there, with a better caption than the one you gave it. --Bastardman 20:07, 12 Jan 2006 (UTC)

Restoring pages

No one tells me anything around here, so how did some pages started disappearing like that? Plus, how are you restoring them? I don't think you're a sysop, are you? I'm just confused as hell because no mass deletion shows up in the deletion log. ~ Krade ^{hi yo~} 16:33, 13 Jan 2006 (UTC)

• No I'm not a sysop. I'm not really sure what happened. They weren't actually deleted, they just disappeared during some downtime around New Years. --Bastardman 16:36, 13 Jan 2006 (UTC)
  • But how are you restoring them with their full history, then? This is very weird. ~ Krade ^{hi yo~} 16:55, 13 Jan 2006 (UTC)
    • Oh that. Yeah, most of the articles retain their history, so you just have to create them, then go to their history pages and revert to the last available version. --Bastardman 17:15, 13 Jan 2006 (UTC)

wtf. inc.

Did you think there was a WTF Inc article? Was it about World Trade Finance, Inc or Women's Tri-Fitness, Inc? --Jacknstock 05:43, 14 Jan 2006 (UTC)

I think there was a page there, but it's not in the history and Google has already re-cached the blank page. --Ntg85 06:13, 14 Jan 2006 (UTC)

There was a Wtf inc article here before, or we wouldn't be the first hit on Google for it. ~ Krade ^{hi yo~} 06:23, 14 Jan 2006 (UTC)

• When I google it, we are the second hit. Maybe you are using the AOL version. So, what did the article say? --Jacknstock 06:26, 14 Jan 2006 (UTC)
  • Google displays different results depending on the datacenter you're fetching the reults from. Still, no idea on what it said. Check ed_admins on LJ for all the info I gathered so far about this crap. ~ Krade ^{hi yo~} 06:32, 14 Jan 2006 (UTC)
  • It was about wtf_inc's constant cycle of reposts and people whining about reposts (and also about LJ cuts). It's not the greatest loss we could have incurred, I was just proud of the article is all. --Bastardman 16:33, 14 Jan 2006 (UTC)
• Oh, and we use asterisk around here! xP --Bastardman 17:25, 14 Jan 2006 (UTC)

You dumb bastard. --Ntg85 17:32, 17 Jan 2006 (UTC)

• NO U. --Bastardman 17:34, 17 Jan 2006 (UTC)

Do you remember

The time, when we first fell in love? No srsly fag, there was a recent page about some sort of music list site thingy. Can't remember what the fuck it was or what it was about, but I can use it to troll Banaan. Any ideas? It's dropped out of the 500 recent update page thingy. --WKD 23:32, 26 Jan 2006 (UTC)

• this?... my list and Bastardman's list. har har ~ Banaan 23:36, 26 Jan 2006 (UTC)
  • I thought you'd be lurking around here. That's the one. wingsnugs--WKD 23:38, 26 Jan 2006 (UTC)
    • You highlighted me ~ Banaan 23:39, 26 Jan 2006 (UTC)
      • I'll give you highlights motherfucker. For some reason I got your page confused with someone elses. My trolling plans have now fallen through so I'll have to go back to hunting you down and killing you with an axe. wingsnugs--WKD 23:49, 26 Jan 2006 (UTC)

Policy Question

What happened to the "preview is for pussies" policy? Has it been changed? Arights 02:17, 27 Jan 2006 (UTC)

• We all became pussies. Now use preview, bitch. --Ntg85 03:42, 27 Jan 2006 (UTC)
• We started using preview, but when when it became mainstream, the kewl kids stopped using it again. ~ Krade ^{hi yo~} 04:22, 27 Jan 2006 (UTC)
• You are a pussy. Preview is for you. --Jacknstock 06:12, 27 Jan 2006 (UTC)
• That policy only applies to us. --Bastardman 15:02, 27 Jan 2006 (UTC)
• I fucking hate all of you. --WKD 08:41, 28 Jan 2006 (UTC)

MySpace

thanks.. the article did need some serious work. I have an eternal vendetta against MySpace and jakejekyll put it over the top. Neurophyre 17:48, 6 Feb 2006 (UTC)

Something Ah gotta tell ya 'bout Good Korea

Hey, Good Korea is not ruled by multinational corporations! It's a democracy with administrative, juridical, and legislative branches. Do you know anything about Korean politics?

• Welcome to Encyclopædia Dramatica!! --Bastardman 16:47, 8 Feb 2006 (UTC)

List of ED users

Your list seems somewhat short. What about these guys:

1.  !
2.  ! ! ! ! ! Hardvice sucks dick
3.  ! ! ! ! ! Hardvice was buttraped
4.  ! ! ! ! ! Linuxbeak fucks trees!
5.  ! ! ! ! Google "Alex Schenck
6.  ! ! ! ! UNC PWNS ED
7.  ! ! !UNCYCLOPEDIA PWNS ED 4EVER
8.  ! pwn n00bZ
9.  !Hardvicewasbuttrapedbyhisdaddy
10. $nakezz
11. *
12. *acetaminophen
13. ..-..-..-
14. ...
15. 00f9bd
16. 01
17. 018246
18. 01bc6a
19. 02bbe3
20. 040984
21. 06d37c
22. 08cedb
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24. 0blivi0n
25. 0cfdfa
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28. 10016cbn
29. 11f204
30. 1234
31. 12345
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34. 13370n3
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36. 13tongimp
37. 1589f9
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42. 1c9c89
43. 1cf16f
44. 1cff20
45. 1justin
46. 1point618
47. 1 
48. 2004-12-29T22:41Z
49. 2004-12-29T22:45Z
50. 20d02e

...goddamit, my fingers are getting tired... --Jacknstock 17:32, 12 Feb 2006 (UTC)

• Those users are all obsolete, silly! :P --Bastardman 20:07, 12 Feb 2006 (UTC)

Suggestions for "Pot head"

Hey man. Got any more suggestions for Pot head? I think stuff looks abit better now.

• I really don't get what the fuck that article is. --Bastardman 12:37, 14 Feb 2006 (UTC)
• Great. --Mr Grieves 13:57, 14 Feb 2006 (UTC)

Hey bastardman, UNCYCLOPEDIA is the name of that website! I haven't been able to remember it for weeks. Thank you sir. Donaldo 13:02, 14 Feb 2006 (UTC)

why

What is your beef? Just wondering. Are you one of the "I hate squirt" people? Do you know me? Do I know you?

• IDIFTL. Say hello to the block log for me. --Bastardman 17:47, 16 Feb 2006 (UTC)

omgwtfbbqwhy? -I love you

Cause you care. I promise to better my spam-like-way. --Mr Grieves 18:53, 19 Feb 2006 (UTC)

OMFG, I didn't release you're just a kid. :-O 1986.. That's so cute!!!! HAHAHAHAHA --Mr Grieves 22:28, 19 Feb 2006 (UTC)

• Ah, so you've been stalking me. That's very flattering but I'm afraid I don't like the cock. --Bastardman 22:38, 19 Feb 2006 (UTC)
  • Hahaha, no, I'm so sorry, I found the LJ page of the ED admins, I was curious and clicked on on your name. The thing is, I always thought that you were abit older, using the word 'man' in your nick and acting pretty mature.. But now I realise that your even much younger than my little sister. Quite a chock. I guess this is a complement to you, young man. --Mr Grieves 23:00, 19 Feb 2006 (UTC)
    • Do you masturbate while you patronize? --Jacknstock 23:04, 19 Feb 2006 (UTC)
    • Stop being a condescending fucktard and go back to your hugbox before I drop the banhammer. Protip: The age card is not a valid way to undermine someone's credibility when they're 19. But now that you've tried it, I don't mind telling you the following: Your so-called contributions since you've joined have been worthless and horribly unfunny. A large quanitity of shitty articles do not give you license to get all butt-hurt when the admins delete them or label them as the crap they are. Consider this a warning, because I have no reservations about banning you if you give me any excuse to do so. --Bastardman 23:45, 19 Feb 2006 (UTC)
      • HAHAHAHAHA! Thanks for proving my point Jacknstock and banning me last night, I would have never figured that I managed not only to hurt Bastardmans feelings, but also other people, that's fucking hillarious!! :D Bastardman, I'm so sorry for everything, ofcourse you're a real man!!!!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! --Mr Grieves 06:23, 20 Feb 2006 (UTC)
      • One more thing. One of the things that made me think ED was a bit cool, was me thinking that there actually was some life experience behind all the fantastic jokes, but now I know it's pre-teen angst, kind of takes the edge of it. --Mr Grieves 06:25, 20 Feb 2006 (UTC)
        • We're not here to write "fantastic jokes" (or your vain, moronic attempts at jokes). Encyclopediadramatica's purpose is to provide a central catalog for the e-public to view organized reference pages about drama, memes, e-pals and other interesting happenings on the internets. Our purpose also does not include creating drama here - that would be like journalists reporting on their own lives rather than world events. You are obviously in the wrong wiki. --Jacknstock 06:35, 20 Feb 2006 (UTC)
    • WTF? Geez, Bastardman, ever since you became an admin you;ve acted like an anal prolap[se victim, whining and bitching and shit. What happened to you man? You used to be cool. --Ntg85 03:31, 20 Feb 2006 (UTC)
      • I was never cool. Moreover, shut up, whore. --Bastardman 15:58, 20 Feb 2006 (UTC)
    • A stalker who gets turned on by people younger than him? Must be a Catholic priest or User:Christopher under disguise. ~ Krade ^{hi yo~} 23:55, 19 Feb 2006 (UTC)
    • I'm going for the latter. The constant use of what is like a hint for all the kids to come up to him and make the first move.--Riboflavin 00:08, 20 Feb 2006 (UTC)

Talk:Main Page

It was protected because it was a frequent target for spammers and vandals. There really isn't any reason anyone other than an admin should comment on the main page. Regular members should direct their comments and questions to an admin. --Jacknstock 23:29, 21 Feb 2006 (UTC)

I'd never heard of Brokeback Mountain before today because I am NOT A FAGGOT, faggot. STOP LOOKING AT MY BUTT! --Jacknstock 23:42, 21 Feb 2006 (UTC)

Stuff

Article for fisting , My Space Deaths/Suicides/ Murders (The community) , Nazi_fetish (Lj community/not)…Any of these good? Shiawase? 04:56, 22 Feb 2006 (UTC)

• What. --Bastardman 16:50, 22 Feb 2006 (UTC)
  • For ED.
    • Yeah, but what? You mean you want to write those articles? Go ahead. They're relevant to our interests. --Bastardman 20:59, 22 Feb 2006 (UTC)
      • Relevant to Bastardman's interest in fisting Nazis.--WKD 21:11, 22 Feb 2006 (UTC)
        • Only if they're fisting to death someone on MySpace. --Bastardman 21:17, 22 Feb 2006 (UTC)

Nicekitty

Lol, we blocked her at the same time. What happens in this case? Does my expiry time overrides yours? Feel free to override mine as you see fit. ~ Krade ^{hi yo~} 02:29, 27 Feb 2006 (UTC)

• Yeah, it seems you banned her a few seconds after I did. So yours wins. Meh, a 12 hour ban should be fine. But I highly doubt they'll come back and actually write good articles if they can't even recognise satire. I could be wrong, though.--Bastardman 02:32, 27 Feb 2006 (UTC)

NPC

Nice collaborative work on the NPC article. Its funnier than twelve bitches on a bitch boat.--teh pwnz0rz 01:21, 28 Feb 2006 (UTC)

• I agree. --Bastardman 12:20, 28 Feb 2006 (UTC)

Pain Series

Thanks for getting those images-Ket 22:25, 19 June 2006 (UTC)

• No problem. You'd be surprised how much of that stuff I have saved on this thing. --Bastardman 00:11, 20 June 2006 (UTC)
  • I'm not suprised, pervert. --WKD 02:56, 20 June 2006 (UTC)
    • Way to fail the ranking system, luser. You gave Kettle more points than yourself. --Bastard^man 13:29, 20 June 2006 (UTC)
      • YES! A winnar is me-Ket 21:42, 20 June 2006 (UTC)
      • Way to...fuck you anyway.--WKD 22:11, 20 June 2006 (UTC)

Uncyclopedia

If you wanna write a better article, please do. --Sheneequa 20:08, 20 June 2006 (UTC)

• If you insist. I'll get on it. Sometime. --Bastard^man 20:12, 20 June 2006 (UTC)
  • Perhaps some mention of how they worship their 'founder' Sophia when their actual founder is some random dude? --Sheneequa 23:58, 20 June 2006 (UTC)
    • No! It's a parody article and it needs to remain that way. I'm deducting points from you! --Bastard^man 00:00, 21 June 2006 (UTC)
• This comment is the funniest comment on this page. This comment by me right here. Yes, this one.--WKD 00:06, 21 June 2006 (UTC)
  • Oh no, now WKD is beating me by 1002 points instead of 1000. --Sheneequa 00:06, 21 June 2006 (UTC)
  • OMG LOOK AT ME-Ket 00:08, 21 June 2006 (UTC)
    • BUT I PUT YOU ON THE MAIN PAGE, PLZ GIVE ME 4 POINTS. --Sheneequa 00:10, 21 June 2006 (UTC)
      • OMG CHEAT-Ket 00:12, 21 June 2006 (UTC)
      • WINNAR --Bastard^man 10:28, 21 June 2006 (UTC)
  • Okay, okay. I'm gonna be afk for the next week. Make sure to shout at anyone who fucks up for me, okay? --Bastard^man 10:28, 21 June 2006 (UTC)
    • When have I ever not?--WKD

PLZ I'LL DO ANYTHING FOR BASTARDPOINTS. --Sheneequa 10:31, 21 June 2006 (UTC)

• Anything, eh? --Bastard^man 10:38, 21 June 2006 (UTC)
• pix plz--WKD 10:55, 21 June 2006 (UTC)

Every comment above me deservers a minus.. ~ Banaan 23:06, 28 June 2006 (UTC)

• Good point. Congratulations. --Bastard^man 23:08, 28 June 2006 (UTC)

Minnesota page

Thanks for the revert. Is it ok to use the same template that say wikipedia uses for states here or is that a no no to jack code from other wikis? Shazzb0t 03:51, 4 July 2006 (UTC)

• I'll field that question DEATH TO THE UNTERMENSCH.--WKD 04:54, 4 July 2006 (UTC)
  • You have just gained 2 points! --Bastard^man 12:03, 6 July 2006 (UTC)
• We really don't need a states template. Or maybe we do, but not htiers, and not right now. BTW you're welcome for fixing your page. --Ntg85 07:09, 4 July 2006 (UTC)
  • Indeed, death to the untermensch. I never really liked them that much. Ok, gotcha. Thanks homies. Shazzb0t 03:39, 5 July 2006 (UTC)
• We have enough templates as it is, IMO. --Bastard^man 12:03, 6 July 2006 (UTC)

Sweet

MySpace ... er, the unblock I mean. Jacknstock is such a bastard, I'm glad he's gone. Miltopia 16:08, 5 July 2006 (UTC)

• We all are. Well, almost all of us, anyway... --Bastard^man 12:03, 6 July 2006 (UTC)

User:~~Cam~~

Sorry, eyes are tired from being glued almost 24/7 now to a monitor and it just looked like so many shitty vanity articles that pass by my eyes on a regular basis, like an assembly line of shitty vanity pages that noobs come on to create, that I didn't even notice it was a userpage. --J3ph 42 18:10, 5 July 2006 (UTC)

• Quite alright, old chap. --Bastard^man 12:03, 6 July 2006 (UTC)

STFU glasses pic

Can you please undelete the STFU glasses pics (if that is possible) so I can save a copy of them, I don't care what happens to them after that. --Einsidler is on an e-holiday 14:32, 10 July 2006 (UTC)

Plz kill

User:Dodo is mass blanking and is a sock of User:Egowobble. YOu guys have rollback right? Well, I don't, so that would be an exhaustive mass-revert. By the way, is there like an admin noticeboard on ED I can go to for this stuff? I hate pestering individual admins, I feel like a cry baby. Miltopia 15:26, 31 July 2006 (UTC)

• get on irc fgt is generally the best way to contact an admin --Einsidler 15:27, 31 July 2006 (UTC)

I'm stealing the code from this userspace

If you have a problem with it then let me know now.--Zaiger^(talk) 07:24, 27 November 2008 (CST)

oh hai d00d

Can you restore the "Chile" article to a sub-page? plzkthnxbye.--Execoot | Shouting Room 18:17, 2 March 2009 (UTC)