User talk:Anonymous haters
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Hello, Anonymous haters
THIS IS SERIOUS; READ IT.
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Hillary-teh-fox
Hello. I just looked at your article on Hillary the fox, and my God do I have a lot to say about it. And you.
- Please learn how to use proper grammar. This isn't a chatroom where punctuation and capitalization don't matter. You're writing an article on a goddamn wiki. Write with proper spelling and grammar, it's a pain in the ass to go back and edit all your mistakes.
- Don't use smilie faces to replace punctuation. Hell, don't use smilie faces in articles (especially 'XD'. Oh god do I loathe that one).
- Write in complete sentences, instead of writing a bunch of sentences that go 'And then, and then', like you're talking to someone.
- Actually PROOF READ your shit. God.
- And most importantly: Be. Funny.
In summary: Please come back when you finish Middle School. That or, learn not to be such a shit editor by reading the welcome message above, and looking at the links provided.
Pokchu 03:16, 20 July 2007 (CDT)
You've envoked a Mad Mantyke.
--Fiz 03:35, 20 July 2007 (CDT)
Very funny Angus
Just GTFO already. --British Fucktard Extrordinaire 03:52, 20 July 2007 (CDT)
Oh hi. Enjoy your aids.
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Illusione 06:58, 20 July 2007 (CDT)
No
--Fiz 03:09, 21 July 2007 (CDT)
- You're doing it wrong. But keep doing it, it's funny. --Fiz 03:19, 21 July 2007 (CDT)
- Listen to me, listen to me very carefully. You had no permission or right to edit my Sokitwopaw picture for your article. I'm offended and angry. My precious time and blood went into that masterpiece, and what do you do? You go ruin it in MSPaint. You criminal! Well, Australia is the continent of criminals, as they say...but I expected more from an upright citizen such as yourself. You fiend. I'm contacting my lawyer now, I'll see you in e-court. --Fiz 03:30, 21 July 2007 (CDT)
- I don't negotiate with terrorists. --Fiz 03:50, 21 July 2007 (CDT)
- Listen to me, listen to me very carefully. You had no permission or right to edit my Sokitwopaw picture for your article. I'm offended and angry. My precious time and blood went into that masterpiece, and what do you do? You go ruin it in MSPaint. You criminal! Well, Australia is the continent of criminals, as they say...but I expected more from an upright citizen such as yourself. You fiend. I'm contacting my lawyer now, I'll see you in e-court. --Fiz 03:30, 21 July 2007 (CDT)
OH HEY REMEMBER ME????
aka derkaderkaderk / derkaderpaderp / derkasherpaderp / whatever
I see you made an alt account on ED in honor of my DA name, I came buckets
--User:FrizzleFry101 03:37, 22 July 2007 (CDT)
