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Hello, AlabasterPaperstacks

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MysteryBot 03:03, 5 September 2008 (CDT)

Contents 1 o hai 2 lol wikiwars 3 Hey dumbass 4 U R Unfunny 5 Unfunny

o hai

do it kthnx. --Drunkenlazybastard 04:25, 8 September 2008 (CDT)

lol wikiwars

What was that ipod thing you put on my userpage? Almost funny. --ℒℴℓinnℯrnℯts^☽ ☎ 04:56, 10 September 2008 (CDT)

• Doubt it's true. Also don't add yourself to articles anymore to avoid things like this. --ℒℴℓinnℯrnℯts^☽

☎ 05:25, 10 September 2008 (CDT)

• Ha, found it --ℒℴℓinnℯrnℯts^☽

☎ 05:30, 10 September 2008 (CDT)

Hey dumbass

Don't attack other users in the middle of articles like this. What are you, 9 years old or something? Never do that shit again. You seem to be a decent EDitor, though. Just stop acting like a faggot. ~ endedrural _(talk) 18:53, 10 September 2009 (CDT)

U R Unfunny

Just letting you know. --Cargirl 18:50, 18 September 2008 (CDT)

I suppose it's easier to let people now first. I have no idea if you're unfunny. Howevar, the internet doesn't lie. --Cargirl 19:34, 18 September 2008 (CDT)

You can start by signing your comments.

SIGN UR COMMENTS, KPLZTHX

--Cargirl 20:13, 18 September 2008 (CDT)

All is forgiven! :) Sorry for being a bitch. --Cargirl 23:04, 18 September 2008 (CDT)

You know, I had no idea that was there. I will take the measures necessary to obtain a life. Thanks for the help. --Cargirl 21:13, 20 September 2008 (CDT)

But the real question is, would it please the Lord Jesus Christ? --Cargirl 22:27, 21 September 2008 (CDT)

Unfunny

Yeah, you're really kinda unfunny, k? Sorry. Just had to say it. - _Pipeline 9:11, September 11 2911 (EST)((it happened))