User:Zoltar
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Secret Idenitity
Marshall Campbell is an example of a bipolar kid who dresses like a color blind rhino yet manages to be more intellegent than you.
Shit Nobody Cares About
Marshall Campbell goes by many names;
ZoltarMan
ZoltarMan is what Marshall likes to call himself on a regular basis (this is because his real name means "Cleaner of horse shit"). Often he will run into a room full of his friends and yell retarded unfunny things like "I'M ZOLTARMAN!!!! PEWPEW!!!!" Upon hearing such horrible faggotry, one may feel the need to drop kick a puppy out the window of a van.
School
At school Marshall fails to do anything impressive or notable at all. Instead he sits there staring blankly at the wall while Jordan McKormick throws text books at his face.
MOAR SHIT NOBODY CARES ABOUT
THIS ARTICLE WAS WRITTEN BY ME!!! MARSHALL CAMPBELL, AND IF YOU MUST KNOW, I AM TOTALLY BATSHIT AND LIKE TO MAKE FUN OF MYSELF! (Actually, I just knew that if I wrote an article about myself that didn't make fun of something, it just wouldn't be suitable for ED, it would belong on less important wikis like Wikipedia)
