User:Zaiger/Zaiger420 (ED) Failcyclopedia article
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
A truly towering figure in the annals of online faggotry, Zaiger420 is perhaps the most butthurt shithole on the entire interwebz. As a world-class homofag with a swathe of ghey fuckbuddies, he is considered a major source of cancer across a range of shitfail websites including Encyclopedia Dramatica, DeviantART and Youtube. Having systematically ruined ED with his unique blend of AIDS and Fail, he is living proof that even the dimmest fucking retard can become a sysop on the world's shittiest website. He is universally hated for his infantile temper tantrums, his endlessly butthurt whining, and his lethally unfunny articles. Being a tremendous cunt, he naturally bans anyone who criticizes his crapshit writing attempts, constantly Bawwwwwing about how no one appreciates his subtle genius.
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Memorable Quotes
Prime examples of Zaiger's faggotry:
- Go fuck yourself.
- Do you know any of the Sysops? You should really find one and see if they will ban me.
- Oh I forgot. I'M a sysop. Now stop being such a gigantic faggot before I beat your E-face to a bloody fucking pulp with my banhammer.
- Extreme faggotry is not allowed on ED, unless I approve of it of course. And by the way, sysops can't be banned ^__^
- I can do whatever I want.
- This isn't Wikipedia you fucking faggot. On ED MODS = GODS. Check your history, at least 5 SysOps are laughing at you for being a crybaby faggot pussy.
- Zaiger, comparing himself to god.
- Where else do you find a site of this size with such active Moderators, Gallery directors, Admins and Sysops. Myspace? Facebook? Any of the *Chans? No, nowhere. They actually talk to you and take the time to remember who you are and they recognize members who are active in making this a better site and a better community for art and social networking.
- Zaiger defending DA’s administrative faggotry.
- In conclusion, this is my article and you all can go fuck yourselves with a pineapple if you think it is going anywhere. kthx.--zaigertalkplx 02:43, 1 July 2009 (UTC)
- Zaiger, reacting to peer criticism with his usual maturity.
Only the Highest Praise
Every so often, one of ED's otherwise pussyfag users actually speaks out against Zaiger's incessant faggotry. Being utterly incapable of taking even the slightest criticism, he invariably bans them to prove he's still king shit of turd mountain.
Pirate Smack wrote:
Zaiger420 blocked me because I posted Template:Spammer on his talk page. He is continuously spamming my talk page with Template:Satire Template:Satire Template:SatireTemplate:Satire Template:Satire Template:Satire and today he blocked me and also posted disgusting pictures of pornography. He won't let me remove it from my own Talk page. I have read the ED policies now please unblock me.
Liquid Blue wrote: My user page was vandalized by administrators when all I did was disagree with them. Zaiger420 was the main one. Please consider terminating his priviliges and permabanning the little faggot.
Endureal and Zaiger420 have been vandelising my user page and these people are supposed to be sysops.
Arguecat3 wrote: Zaiger has been allowed to keep harrassing users long enough! Please come to our irc channel to discuss this further. You can help us stop his reign of abuse!
-More proof of Zaiger’s blatant faggotry.
Hate and Lulz contributed to this article by Bantustan
Zaiger420 is a third-rate coprophage.
I do the Zaiger420!
Kiss my Zaiger420!
Zaiger420 and ZaigerAE are fiftieth-rate.
Who is the Zaiger420 who believes in vasarnap, szombat, hetfo, and csutortok?
Question regarding Zaiger420
Zaiger420 leaves Chicago at 1:30 heading eastbound on a train traveling at an average speed of 50 MPH. At the same time, a train leaving Detroit carrying 5,000 tons of manure heads toward Chicago, averaging 45 MPH throughout its journey. At some point during their respective journeys, they will collide with one another.
