User:Wholesomedick
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
wholesomedick (also known as the livejournal user formerly known as whiskeydick) is responsible for a complicated entrapment scheme involving theft of his panties. He also has tourette's syndrome that makes him touch your pee pee. His wholesome gynecology services are available upon request, and will make your vagina feel like a self-cleaning organism -- like a cat it will even start digging holes with it's labias to bury it's own shit fetuses. Russians [1] and feminists [2] love him.
Together with bassist wholesomedick created boulderihop as an attempt to create drama with the indoctrinated mini-yuppies created by the institutional cultures of Fairview and Boulder High School inhabiting boulderdennys -- the gooey neurotic nougat comprising the pathological core of the incestuous clusterfuck that is Boulder, Colorado. The drama of the project is in a state of evolution.
