User:Whittsnake
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
Whittsnake is a n00b, who, like Yirimyah was born in Australia. He likes to think he is funny but really isn't. He was a 13-year-old boy for nearly a whole year, and has nearly accomplished becoming a 16-year-old girl. He claims that he doesn't have a Livejournal, but you can tell he really does.
| Attention! This user appears to be racist. They may be doing it for the lulz; if not, feel free to troll them by telling them how you're a nigger jew who enjoys fucking white women. As usual, if their fucktardery makes them unfunny, revert every single edit. A JEW IN DISGUISE! |
The Middle Years
He once became depressed, and was going to pwn himself, but realised that it wouldn't mean anything until someone other than Yirimyah meets him, so says he will "become famous" before he becomes an hero. His one possibly redeeming feature is that he occasionally uses a comma correctly, but this is just because, he puts, them in eve,rywhe,re he possibly ,,,,,,,,,, can.
W4rn1ngz!!
- This d00d is notorious for sp34king in l337 without w4rn1ng. Watch out!!!!!!
- He has superpowers! One of these includes looking like a fucktard! BE WARNED!!
- He used to be an pedophile!! He was going out with a 13-year-old girl, but now she has had her birthday. But she's still short.
