User:TheEvilBlueberryCouncil

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We the Elders of the Blueberry Council object to the consumption of our species by humanity.

I hate myself. And I hate my dad too.

Goals

• Edit the shit band article at least a million times a day.
• Expand small, unfunny stub articles into large, unfunny TL;DR articles.
• Add the {{preview}} template to as many user talk pages as possible.
• Have sweaty furry emo sex with Tori Sue Heck.

Current Projects

• Shamelessly linking my own articles to other pages.
• Make sure every state has its own article.
• Being a fatass sun of a bitch.

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