User:That Thing There/Top Gear
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
Top Gear is a British-produced BBC television show, combining lulz and transportation into an one-hour circus sideshow of high-octane, twin-turbo madness.
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Brief Background
Once a proud and very boring motor review show, Top Gear as we've come to know and love it is anything but. With Constant over the top challenges, exotic reviews, trash-talking on the French/Russians/Americans/Electric Cars Reviews that feel more honest, as almost all of them are given poor grades Reviews of cars you want to own, not have to own Explosions, crashes and demolitions of horrid cars Exotic Roadtrips
The hosts
- Jeremy Clarkson: Fat, old, loud-mouthed, rude, cruel, politically incorrect, most honest, closet case, immense driving skill
- Richard Hammond: Young, mentally inept, chav-ish, brash, short, over-dramatic
- James May: Middle-aged, stately, frumpy, Captain Slow, dreamy, modest
- The Stig: Some say that he has a bird attached to his left nipple, and that he once drove a Austin Maxi around the Nurburgring in less than 10 minutes. All we know is he's called "The Stig".
Internets connection
Stig morse code/eagle-eyed viewer, Morris Marina, et. al
USA Roadtrips 1/2
Awful cars, making fun of Americans, almost getting killed in Alabama, Hurricane Katrina, Florida Pt. 2: Visas, Chrysler wouldn't lend a car; hammond bought one, James hated his Cadillac; tried to gamble it away, Clarkson almost got arrested twice, Salt Flats, America finally made decent cars
