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Article of the Now — Dalhusky

Dalhusky is an overweight, socially awkward Ebon Lupus-fanatic and known dogmongler who enjoys posting incriminating videos of himself on YouTube for you to laugh at. In said videos, Mr. Hermans proceeds to make out with stuffed animals and tells us how he is actually a dog trapped in a human body and how much he would like to have sex with a dog. What the fuck man, seriously.

Recently Mr Husky has taken the liberty to edit his own Encyclopedia Dramatica article in the hope of educating the truth to ED- we reverted it. With the demise of Dalhusky's bid for free speech, he has now demanded that his copyrighted images must be removed from this article.

((Lock up your puppies!))

Article of the Now — Dalhusky

Dalhusky is an overweight, socially awkward Ebon Lupus-fanatic and known dogmongler who enjoys posting incriminating videos of himself on YouTube for you to laugh at. In said videos, Mr. Hermans proceeds to make out with stuffed animals and tells us how he is actually a dog trapped in a human body and how much he would like to have sex with a dog. What the fuck man, seriously.

Recently Mr Husky has taken the liberty to edit his own Encyclopedia Dramatica article in the hope of educating the truth to ED- we reverted it. With the demise of Dalhusky's bid for free speech, he has now demanded that his copyrighted images must be removed from this article.

((Lock up your puppies!))

Article of the Now — InSaNe-REYNARD

InSaNe-REYNARD (More like InSaNe-RETARD amirite?) is a 21-year-old, (IRL name: Stefan Walls) who gets off on toon anthro bondage, as well as being a positively epic lol cow whom even most furries despise. He Also Enjoys Looking at Bob Saget

His fascination with furry bondage porn is surely not a stage, as he shows no signs of turning back. No, he has been sucked into the deep, horrifying pit of despair known as furfaggotry. Not only that, but he whores out this fact by every means possible. InSaNe-REYNARD also loves to think that he's real hip and cool by acting "insane" and drawing "INSANE" art, showing that he has absolutely no concept of the difference between a real neurological illness and acting silly to make up for his lack of a personality. He also still lives with his parents, who he blames for not letting him go to Furcons.
((SUED!))

Article of the Now — InSaNe-REYNARD

InSaNe-REYNARD (More like InSaNe-RETARD amirite?) is a 21-year-old, (IRL name: Stefan Walls) who gets off on toon anthro bondage, as well as being a positively epic lol cow whom even most furries despise. He Also Enjoys Looking at Bob Saget

His fascination with furry bondage porn is surely not a stage, as he shows no signs of turning back. No, he has been sucked into the deep, horrifying pit of despair known as furfaggotry. Not only that, but he whores out this fact by every means possible. InSaNe-REYNARD also loves to think that he's real hip and cool by acting "insane" and drawing "INSANE" art, showing that he has absolutely no concept of the difference between a real neurological illness and acting silly to make up for his lack of a personality. He also still lives with his parents, who he blames for not letting him go to Furcons.
((SUED!))

Article of the Now — Teruchan

Teruchan is your typical Japanese pedophile, and like your typical Japanese pedophile he wastes his art talent on drawing assloads of animu pantyshots and under aged girls in questionable poses. He's also famous for attention whoring, lying, ban evading, his retardedly huge fanbase, whining and shamelessly bragging about his popularity. Teruchan likes to portray himself a cute, harmless bunny with panties on its head so that in drawings where he's seen molesting unwilling 12 year old schoolgirls it doesn't come across as incredibly goddamn creepy. ((Tell me more about this man/woman/bunny...))

Article of the Now — Teruchan

Teruchan is your typical Japanese pedophile, and like your typical Japanese pedophile he wastes his art talent on drawing assloads of animu pantyshots and under aged girls in questionable poses. He's also famous for attention whoring, lying, ban evading, his retardedly huge fanbase, whining and shamelessly bragging about his popularity. Teruchan likes to portray himself a cute, harmless bunny with panties on its head so that in drawings where he's seen molesting unwilling 12 year old schoolgirls it doesn't come across as incredibly goddamn creepy. ((Tell me more about this man/woman/bunny...))

Article of the Now — Trying too hard

The internets can be a difficult place to fit in. And before they were invented, the real world was often a pretty difficult place to fit in, as well. Ever since the first cavemen invented faggotry and awkwardness, socially inept people have desperately tried to fit in with their siblings. This has always resulted in epic fail because they are trying Too. Fucking. Hard.

The various reasons for this usually revolve around wanting to be popular, be it to pick up girls, earn EPoints or simply make friends because you don't want to die alone, choking on ramen in front of your computer.
((Last Thursday I wrote over 9000 articles at least 100 years ago))

Article of the Now — Trying too hard

The internets can be a difficult place to fit in. And before they were invented, the real world was often a pretty difficult place to fit in, as well. Ever since the first cavemen invented faggotry and awkwardness, socially inept people have desperately tried to fit in with their siblings. This has always resulted in epic fail because they are trying Too. Fucking. Hard.

The various reasons for this usually revolve around wanting to be popular, be it to pick up girls, earn EPoints or simply make friends because you don't want to die alone, choking on ramen in front of your computer.
((Last Thursday I wrote over 9000 articles at least 100 years ago))

Article of the Now — ED Forums

Originally designed in June of 2009 to be a gathering place where Encyclopedia Dramatica’s many editors, writers, and nitpickers could join to make a creative community under the banners of collaboration and unity, the Encyclopedia Dramatica Forums seemed to gain a mind of its own by sprouting off a sub-community not resembling anything its original creators had ever seen. And while those originally intended ideas live on, this unplanned and involuntary lulzspace has rapidly intensified into a drama-gathering entity all on its own, developing personalities, imagery, and memes that cannot be found anywhere else on the Internet…

((Please tell me it’s CASUAL FRIDAY, please.))

Article of the Now — ED Forums

Originally designed in June of 2009 to be a gathering place where Encyclopedia Dramatica’s many editors, writers, and nitpickers could join to make a creative community under the banners of collaboration and unity, the Encyclopedia Dramatica Forums seemed to gain a mind of its own by sprouting off a sub-community not resembling anything its original creators had ever seen. And while those originally intended ideas live on, this unplanned and involuntary lulzspace has rapidly intensified into a drama-gathering entity all on its own, developing personalities, imagery, and memes that cannot be found anywhere else on the Internet…

((Please tell me it’s CASUAL FRIDAY, please.))

Article of the Now — Mod Sass

Ranked as the #1 way of earning yourself a piping hot stack of bancakes, mod sass is the act of giving a mod or a sysop sass when you are ordered to cease your faggotry and read the manual or just stop posting altogether. Depending on where it takes place, some mods may not even care, while others will obliterate you off of the face of the interbutts if you start any shit.

Ban me. I dare you.

Article of the Now — Mod Sass

Ranked as the #1 way of earning yourself a piping hot stack of bancakes, mod sass is the act of giving a mod or a sysop sass when you are ordered to cease your faggotry and read the manual or just stop posting altogether. Depending on where it takes place, some mods may not even care, while others will obliterate you off of the face of the interbutts if you start any shit.

Ban me. I dare you.

Article of the Now — Ashley Towns

Ashley Towns (AKA Ikee) is a fat scene fag who claimed on the 9th of November 2009 to have written the first virus for the Apple iPhone[1] that is targeting jailbroken iPhones only. His virus coincidentally is identical to the Dutch worm,[2][3] [4][5][6] that became public on the 3rd of November, the source of which was leaked a week prior to his claim (see: attention whore). He merely stole the Dutch version of code released on all the usual networks and changed the payload to load a Rick Astley wallpaper. His targeting of newfags didn't bring the lulz, but his fat scene faggot head did.

Ashley Towns enjoys tea, long walks on the beach, and candle-lit dinners. He offsets his failure at life by rendering uneducated twats on IRC servers in awe of his l33t hacking skills by claiming other peoples work as his own, while living in squalor with his mother in Wollongong, Australia, after being kicked out of his old place for being too fat.

Oh, Rickrolling. That was kinda funny before Family Guy/Nancy Pelosi/Astley Parade/2008 came around

Article of the Now — Ashley Towns

Ashley Towns (AKA Ikee) is a fat scene fag who claimed on the 9th of November 2009 to have written the first virus for the Apple iPhone[7] that is targeting jailbroken iPhones only. His virus coincidentally is identical to the Dutch worm,[8][9] [10][11][12] that became public on the 3rd of November, the source of which was leaked a week prior to his claim (see: attention whore). He merely stole the Dutch version of code released on all the usual networks and changed the payload to load a Rick Astley wallpaper. His targeting of newfags didn't bring the lulz, but his fat scene faggot head did.

Ashley Towns enjoys tea, long walks on the beach, and candle-lit dinners. He offsets his failure at life by rendering uneducated twats on IRC servers in awe of his l33t hacking skills by claiming other peoples work as his own, while living in squalor with his mother in Wollongong, Australia, after being kicked out of his old place for being too fat.

Oh, Rickrolling. That was kinda funny before Family Guy/Nancy Pelosi/Astley Parade/2008 came around

Article of the Now — Casual Friday

Casual Friday is a very special meme which had its humble beginnings in September of 2009 on the ED Forums. A day after Last Thursday, a thread was started by a mod named mthrfkn entitled "Embarrassing Secrets". It mentioned the words "Casual Friday". To the users of EDF, a day of casualness was appealing. Several pages and an eight ball of coke later, Casual Friday had spammed itself in to the hearts of all. Now, the phrase "CASUAL FRIDAY" is posted in threads, usually used in totally wacky fonts, and especially on Fridays.

((PARTY HARD))

Article of the Now — Casual Friday

Casual Friday is a very special meme which had its humble beginnings in September of 2009 on the ED Forums. A day after Last Thursday, a thread was started by a mod named mthrfkn entitled "Embarrassing Secrets". It mentioned the words "Casual Friday". To the users of EDF, a day of casualness was appealing. Several pages and an eight ball of coke later, Casual Friday had spammed itself in to the hearts of all. Now, the phrase "CASUAL FRIDAY" is posted in threads, usually used in totally wacky fonts, and especially on Fridays.

((Oh shi- Casual Friday the 13th!))