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I don't even use underwear
 

 

—Jenny

Jenny's reaction to her own show...
Jenny's reaction to her own show...

As the name suggests, My Life As A Teenage Robot, also MLAATR, is a futuristic cartoon about a funny and cute teenage robot girl named Jenny who was created by robophiliac Nora Wakeman to protect the world from aliens and the forces of evil. However, Jenny wishes to live the life of a normal teenager and hang out with friends and be accepted by everyone despite being the bastardation of a teenage girl and military robots, and this causes conflict between her and Nora. As all Nickelodion cartoons the show was doomed from the start. As of May 2009, the show was cancelled, causing much butthurt from the fanbase, which sparked them to OMG Internet petition the show back!! Of course, as everybody knows that anybody can make such request through the internets with the hopes that it will be taken seriously, the fans have had no success so far, and ergo the show will remain where it belongs.


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Plotlines

Being a show about a teen girl who tries hard to fit in with the popular crowd, MLAATR episodes have little versatility when it comes down to storylines and originality. The show's talented creator, Rob Renzetti, says that he studies the average American teenage girl, learning everything from moody behavior and attitude to personality and goals. But that is still not enough to put the show above your typical Disney show with the sole purpose of promoting teen celebrities, thus rendering MLAATR as useless as a Nigger's mind.

Characters

Jenny "XJ-9" Wakeman The main character of the show. Nora created Jenny accidentally one evening when she was hard at work in her laboratory designing a new vibrator for old hags. Then all of a sudden Nora remembered her penchant for teenage girl pussy, so she messed with the vibrator's original design and created Jenny. But something was missing. Then Presto! Nora remembered she was a erotophonophiliac, so she pimped Jenny out with dangerous war weapons and contraptions so she could proudly see her daughter massacre bad guys while she watched from the bushes while touching herself, and that is how Jenny was born. Jenny is technically 5 years old but was designed as a teenager. Her mother would keep her locked in her room, isolated from all human contact. Only when the world was in danger could Jenny leave, but then along came Brad to free her and introduce the bitch to some teenagers.

Jenny and Brad in a typical episode.
Jenny and Brad in a typical episode.

Brad Carbunkle Jenny's best friend and common douchebag. He thinks he's a lady's man, but even the AIDS-ridden ghetto bitches reject him. But despite this, Brad continues his long journey for pussy when he could instead ask Jenny for some metal lovin'.

Tuck Carbunkle Brad's shota brother. He tags along with Jenny and Brad and serves as bait for criminals. Like all suburban shota, Tuck is overwhelmed with endless orgies and "play time." It is known that Jenny has a pedophiliac interest in him, so he takes that as an advantage to sweet talk her into doing favors for him.

Jenny and Nora bonding. How sweet!
Jenny and Nora bonding. How sweet!

Nora Wakeman Jenny's creator and mother who gave her life without the need of mating. Faces endless angsty behavior and tempermental mood swings from Jenny, and when Jenny is reluctant or irresponsible with her heroics, Nora often complains as to why she ever designed a teenage robot to serve as a global response unit. Even a retard watching this show would wonder why, but those notions disappear after she and Jenny make up by having some good old mother/daughter sex.

Jenny and Misty playing with Tuck.
Jenny and Misty playing with Tuck.


Sheldon Lee Typical Nerd who has a crush on Jenny, but nevertheless Jenny rejects him because she believes she has better choices. But determined to get her to fall in love with him, Sheldon conforms to just being friends and doing any modifications on Jenny when she requests them, such as breast enlargement or increasing g-spots in her clitoris. He eventually resorted to controlling her body movements in order to give her what she deserved.

Brad, Sheldon, and Tuck doing man stuff
Brad, Sheldon, and Tuck doing man stuff
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Misty Mercenary outcast with psychic powers. Misty is Jenny's best friend and fuck buddy who helps save Tremorton and doesn't afraid of anything. Though Misty has only appeared three times in the series, and in her last appearance nearly killed Jenny but then spared her and left forever, fanboys insist on drawing shitty lesbian fanart and writing femmeslash depicting her and Jenny as true lovers.

Villains

Vexus Queen and Ruler of the scarab beetle empire that is the Cluster. For many years she has tried to get Jenny to join the Cluster, a haven for robots and cyborgs bent on enslaving the human race for their desecrating of the Earth and universe. However, not realizing that trying to get a 16 year old to join a powerful and respectable empire is pointless and irrelevant, Vexus sacrifices endless brainwashed soldiers in attempts to capture and assimilate Jenny into her kingdom. Her faggotry is no longer tolerated and is overthrown. Now Vexus roams the streets of Tremorton either to sodomize Tuck or get back at someone younger than her.

Smytus Tough warrior and commander of the Cluster. Notorious tranny in an episode where one of his soldiers knocked some chrystals into Earth and they landed in some fashionista's warehouse. To recover them, the retard chose to dress up like a Norwegian female model instead of shooting up the place as a real man would do.

Krackus Old fart who invents epic failure that never works.

The Space Bikers A gang of fish bikers who terrorize Tremorton. They come from the planet Aryan, known as the sanctuary of the genetically-incorrect offspring that came to be during the second holocaust of the Jews. They only desire to be allowed in parties and fucking hog all the provisions, but being Jewish their demands will never be met.

Typical Party of the Crust cousins.
Typical Party of the Crust cousins.

The Crust Cousins Not really villains as much as rich girl snobs. The Crust cousins, the white one being Brit and the black one being Tiff, are popular girls of Tremorton High. Jenny does not liek them, and the three get into fashion wars and other fun stuff. Regardless of being rich and greedy bastards, Brit and Tiff still haven't managed to fix their bodily defects: Brit's oversized head and Tiff's enormous tooth that gives her that British accent.

A Noteworthy Fanatic

 
 
Romance With Robot Jenny

I am, what you would call, a misanthropic loner who endures the unwanted and the unexpected. I've never had a girlfriend (only time was at age 6) during my teen years and I'm not good with socializing, though I'm not inept or awkward.

Anyway, those things may somehow attribute to my attraction to XJ9, or Jenny from My Life as a Teenage Robot. She's quite the gynoid, though she is most that I mock; a dumb trendy teenager striving for acceptance in a dumb society.

It all began when I was lurking though the internet, and then I saw something rather "unpleasant." It was jenny, but she wasn't wearing pants, and behind was Brad sticking out his C&#! It was Rule 34'd. (Rule 34 means that anything can be made into pornography) So that's how I met her.

I was left wanting more, so over 2 months I "indulged" in jenny wakeman. Then something happened. I didn't think it could happen but it happened anyway. I realized it was not the sexual depictions with which I was interested, it was her.

So I went from craving a robot in a sexual manner to having a light passion towards her. It's sort of a romantic yearning. Soon I was watching MLAATR episodes to see my dear Jennifer as she was meant to be; cute and funny with adventure ahead. The show itself is rife with some rather farcical and enjoyable humor that I use as a getaway from my mental troubles. Thing is, the many things some would label "lame" or "corny" in the show I find funny or cute. Like Jenny's desire to meet the new cute guy at school; I find that so endearing! About a few months ago I despised the average "tween" and its mindless indulgence with pop culture and societal affairs irrelevant to humanity. Odd, what a human tween does kills my buzz, but when Jenny does it then I'm quick to shrivel like a schoolgirl. Oh, and her voice is so intoxicating when made out to be. She's just beautiful. I would choose her over a human woman any day.

So as of this day I still ruminate upon her grace, though it's not an obsession. I draw her in the correct anatomy, unlike the show's creators. I don't have a sexual fetish over her anymore, and to a point I am happy with that. But you should know that this is not my first fictional romance. About a year ago I had a romantic, never sexual, attraction towards EVE from Wall-e. Boy was that a romance! And before then I had one for Sally from Cars. Eventually the first two faded away, but they were intense nevertheless.

So now I'm wondering if this romance with Jenny will last. Is it normal for me to have such attraction towards a fictional character, a robotic gynoid to be exact? Help me and thank you for your support.
 


 

—My Life As A Teenage Robot Fanboy. http://isitnormal.com/story/romance-with-robot-jenny-31534/ Remember to spam.

Fanfiction, Fanart, And Moar Noticeable Fans

If you have ever watched the show (Note that if you have ever watched the show you must become an hero like Jenny) then you have probably noticed hints of romance between Jenny and Brad, but despite all the war trauma they endure the two always stay friends.

But that doesn't stop fans from creating some lulzy fanfics and fanart. Here are some noteworthy fanfics and fanart from major fans of MLAATR.

This one is worthy of a read despite being from a fanatic Be warned that it's pretty long, so if you don't want to waste time when you could be doing something more proactive for this world, then all you need to know is that the story is about Jenny getting endless orgasms from guys she knows and then getting raped. Read it faggot!

XJKenny in his happy time.

XJKenny is one noticeable fanatic of MLAATR, contributing to the fandom with descent fanart. Being a middle aged man this doesn't keep him from having affinities for teen girls, fictional teen girls at that. In fact, most of his artwork is rife in this article. He also has a web page on WWOEC where he shows off his greates accomplishments, such as Jenny, Misty, The Crust cousins and Ptereza having penises and having one major fucking orgy in the girl's locker room. Give him a visit and go to Comics. It's titled Penis Pleasure.

Common MLAATR fanatic.


14 bis (pictured above) is a more talented and older fanatic. Noone is as dedicated as him. He'll draw and shop Jenny in sexy lingerie, nightgowns, and sometimes beautiful moments. Who can blame him? The man only wants something he can never have. But still, his fanart is fapworthy material. Do you want to know moar? Check him out and follow the links. Warning! He is a closeted furry.

Herbert Montes.
Herbert Montes.

HMontes is slightly less famous than those two artists because he's 56 years old and not as dedicated, but he is still part of the big 5. Besides drawing Jenny naked and Brad with his cock ready for penetration, he also draws little naked girls from shows like The Powerpuff Girls and some girl in a cult. Give the old man a visit.

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