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Little Miss Muffet sat on her tuffet, eating her curds and whey, along came rape spider, who sat down beside her, and raped her the rest of the day. --Ziggy 03:55, 16 February 2008 (CST)
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[02:29] <Jisaw> RAPE SPIDER... tell us a drunken story. [02:29] <A_RAPE_SPIDER> once I had a penis [02:29] <A_RAPE_SPIDER> it was blue [02:29] <A_RAPE_SPIDER> the n suddenely [02:29] <A_RAPE_SPIDER> icream cones [02:30] <DLB> lol [02:30] <A_RAPE_SPIDER> hundereasd of them [02:30] <DLB> RAPE SPIDER: can we fuckle? [02:30] <DLB> RAPE SPIDER: can we fuckle? [02:30] <DLB> RAPE SPIDER: can we fuckle? [02:30] <A_RAPE_SPIDER> n [02:30] <DLB> D: [02:30] <A_RAPE_SPIDER> I hat fagogt [02:30] <A_RAPE_SPIDER> ss [02:30] <A_RAPE_SPIDER> stil [02:30] <A_RAPE_SPIDER> fuvking fag [02:30] <DLB> can we spoon at least? [02:31] <DLB> RAPE: can we spoon at least? [02:31] <DLB> RAPE: can we spoon at least? [02:31] <DLB> RAPE: can we spoon at least? [02:31] <A_RAPE_SPIDER> if I can sety you on fure after wawrsd [02:31] <A_RAPE_SPIDER> s [02:31] <DLB> lol, fair enough :) [02:31] <A_RAPE_SPIDER> if I can sety you on fure after wawrsd [02:31] <A_RAPE_SPIDER> stil [02:31] <A_RAPE_SPIDER> stil [02:31] <A_RAPE_SPIDER> stil [02:31] <A_RAPE_SPIDER> stil [02:31] <A_RAPE_SPIDER> stil [02:31] <A_RAPE_SPIDER> i like keyboaterd [02:32] <A_RAPE_SPIDER> i like keyboaterd
[02:37] <ShotaLion> wow, A_RAPE_SPIDER goes from innocent and childlike to harsh and alcoholic quicker than lindsay lohan [02:37] <A_RAPE_SPIDER> I AM LINDSEY LOHAN [02:37] <A_RAPE_SPIDER> I AM LINDSEY LOHAN [02:37] <A_RAPE_SPIDER> I AM LINDSEY LOHAN [02:37] <A_RAPE_SPIDER> I AM LINDSEY LOHAN [02:37] <A_RAPE_SPIDER> I AM LINDSEY LOHAN [02:37] <A_RAPE_SPIDER> I AM LINDSEY LOHAN [02:37] <Jisaw> Foto: Can't you tell? RAPE SPIDER is drunker than living shit. [02:37] <A_RAPE_SPIDER> I AM LINDSEY LOHAN [02:37] <A_RAPE_SPIDER> I AM LINDSEY LOHAN [02:37] <A_RAPE_SPIDER> I AM LINDSEY LOHAN [02:37] <A_RAPE_SPIDER> I AM LINDSEY LOHAN [02:37] <A_RAPE_SPIDER> I AM LINDSEY LOHAN [02:38] <A_RAPE_SPIDER> I AM LINDSEY LOHAN [02:38] <A_RAPE_SPIDER> I AM LINDSEY LOHAN [02:38] <A_RAPE_SPIDER> I AM LINDSEY LOHAN [02:38] <A_RAPE_SPIDER> I AM LINDSEY LOHAN [02:38] <A_RAPE_SPIDER> I AM LINDSEY LOHAN [02:38] <A_RAPE_SPIDER> I AM LINDSEY LOHAN [02:38] <A_RAPE_SPIDER> I AM LINDSEY LOHAN [02:38] <A_RAPE_SPIDER> I AM LINDSEY LOHAN [02:38] <A_RAPE_SPIDER> I AM LINDSEY LOHAN [02:38] <A_RAPE_SPIDER> I AM LINDSEY LOHAN [02:38] <A_RAPE_SPIDER> I AM LINDSEY LOHAN [02:38] <A_RAPE_SPIDER> I AM LINDSEY LOHAN [02:38] <A_RAPE_SPIDER> I AM LINDSEY LOHAN [02:38] <A_RAPE_SPIDER> I AM LINDSEY LOHAN [02:38] <A_RAPE_SPIDER> I AM LINDSEY LOHAN [02:38] <JailBait> What the fuck [02:38] <A_RAPE_SPIDER> I AM LINDSEY LOHAN [02:38] <A_RAPE_SPIDER> loz [02:38] <A_RAPE_SPIDER> :< [02:38] <A_RAPE_SPIDER> I wm off my ass [02:38] <foto> loll [02:38] <A_RAPE_SPIDER> whoa [02:38] <A_RAPE_SPIDER> I AM LINDSEY LOHAN [02:38] <A_RAPE_SPIDER> :< [02:41] <eppigy> Im gonna sppon with a guy [02:41] <eppigy> soon [02:41] * A_RAPE_SPIDER sets mode: +b *!*@8BD7C355.69E92F32.CDA21787.IP [02:41] * eppigy was kicked by A_RAPE_SPIDER (argqatgawrg�) [02:41] * A_RAPE_SPIDER sets mode: -b *!*@8BD7C355.69E92F32.CDA21787.IP [02:41] -asa.lulzhost.com:@#redarmyoflol- A_RAPE_SPIDER invited eppigy into the channel. [02:41] -asa.lulzhost.com:@#redarmyoflol- A_RAPE_SPIDER invited eppigy into the channel. [02:41] -asa.lulzhost.com:@#redarmyoflol- A_RAPE_SPIDER invited eppigy into the channel. [02:41] -asa.lulzhost.com:@#redarmyoflol- A_RAPE_SPIDER invited eppigy into the channel. [02:41] -asa.lulzhost.com:@#redarmyoflol- A_RAPE_SPIDER invited eppigy into the channel. [02:41] -asa.lulzhost.com:@#redarmyoflol- A_RAPE_SPIDER invited eppigy into the channel. [02:41] -asa.lulzhost.com:@#redarmyoflol- A_RAPE_SPIDER invited eppigy into the channel. [02:41] -asa.lulzhost.com:@#redarmyoflol- A_RAPE_SPIDER invited eppigy into the channel. [02:41] -asa.lulzhost.com:@#redarmyoflol- A_RAPE_SPIDER invited eppigy into the channel. [02:41] -asa.lulzhost.com:@#redarmyoflol- A_RAPE_SPIDER invited eppigy into the channel. [02:41] -asa.lulzhost.com:@#redarmyoflol- A_RAPE_SPIDER invited eppigy into the channel. [02:41] -asa.lulzhost.com:@#redarmyoflol- A_RAPE_SPIDER invited eppigy into the channel. [02:41] -asa.lulzhost.com:@#redarmyoflol- A_RAPE_SPIDER invited eppigy into the channel. [02:41] -asa.lulzhost.com:@#redarmyoflol- A_RAPE_SPIDER invited eppigy into the channel. [02:41] -asa.lulzhost.com:@#redarmyoflol- A_RAPE_SPIDER invited eppigy into the channel. [02:42] -asa.lulzhost.com:@#redarmyoflol- A_RAPE_SPIDER invited eppigy into the channel. [02:42] -asa.lulzhost.com:@#redarmyoflol- A_RAPE_SPIDER invited eppigy into the channel. [02:42] -asa.lulzhost.com:@#redarmyoflol- A_RAPE_SPIDER invited eppigy into the channel. [02:42] -asa.lulzhost.com:@#redarmyoflol- A_RAPE_SPIDER invited eppigy into the channel. [02:42] -asa.lulzhost.com:@#redarmyoflol- A_RAPE_SPIDER invited eppigy into the channel. [02:42] -asa.lulzhost.com:@#redarmyoflol- A_RAPE_SPIDER invited eppigy into the channel. [02:42] -asa.lulzhost.com:@#redarmyoflol- A_RAPE_SPIDER invited eppigy into the channel. [02:42] -asa.lulzhost.com:@#redarmyoflol- A_RAPE_SPIDER invited eppigy into the channel. [02:42] -asa.lulzhost.com:@#redarmyoflol- A_RAPE_SPIDER invited eppigy into the channel. [02:42] -asa.lulzhost.com:@#redarmyoflol- A_RAPE_SPIDER invited eppigy into the channel. [02:42] <A_RAPE_SPIDER> :D [02:42] <DLB> hahaha [02:42] <A_RAPE_SPIDER> srry epigy [02:42] * A_RAPE_SPIDER is now known as a_fdrANK_SPideR [02:43] <a_fdrANK_SPideR> epiugy [02:43] <a_fdrANK_SPideR> get in her [02:43] <Forevergrey> :( my daddy and mummy are fighting again [02:43] <a_fdrANK_SPideR> if eel bad [02:43] <a_fdrANK_SPideR> shut up [02:43] <a_fdrANK_SPideR> fgt [02:43] <a_fdrANK_SPideR> i kill you [02:43] <ShotaLion> a_fdrANK_SPideR you are the irc equivalent of youtube poops while you are drunk [02:43] <DLB> XD [02:43] <a_fdrANK_SPideR> am? [02:44] <Jisaw> Your daddy and mummy fight because of YOU. [02:44] <a_fdrANK_SPideR> uinaskeopeelpe\\p\\\ [02:44] <a_fdrANK_SPideR> sleep
HARDCORE!!!!
[01:33] <@A_RAPE_SPIDER> I am so hardcore [01:33] <@A_RAPE_SPIDER> I have on oxygen tank full of jenkem [01:33] <@A_RAPE_SPIDER> that keeps me up while I sleep [01:33] <@A_RAPE_SPIDER> WAKE AND JENK IS FOR PUSSY [01:33] <@A_RAPE_SPIDER> 24/7 FAGGOTS [01:33] <@A_RAPE_SPIDER> HARD CORE
GET A JOB U SPARKLING WIGGLE!
A POEM FOR RAPE SPIDER
The True Story of Little Miss Muffet
There once was a villianous village
Where many creepy-crawlies lay
And in it lived a girl named Little Miss Muffet
Who enjoyed eating curds and whey.
And one day when Miss Muffet sat, bored
in the warm month of May
She decided to go eat outside,
because she missed the light of day
As she walked through the woods, leaves crunching and crackling
She searched for a place to sit.
She looked around her franticially
and discovered an old discarded tuffet.
She pulled it up to herself, and
sat down as she began to eat.
The wind whistled with an shivering howl
As Miss Muffet's dress blew freely
But what she didn't know was
That there was something waiting to fight her,
Lurking behind a tall gloomy tree
Was a hideous eight-foot tall spider.
As the spider approached, hopping
Miss Muffet looked around baffled
And behind the nearest tree, with a slight guffaw
He jumped out
With claws raised and teeth sharp.
Miss Muffet jumped back frightened
and asked, "Who are you?"
"I am the spider, and I've been feeling a little blue."
You see, I have not had a young, supple virgin in months
And you look to be just a treat.
So with that he spun a web around her,
Picked her up, and flew away in a heart-beat
The spider swung from tree to tree,
With Miss Muffet between his claws,
He jolted through the forest,
Defying gravity's laws
And after a lot of swinging, they finally reached his palace,
A craftfully-crafted silk-woven contrapment.
The spider crawled into it's lair, and set Miss Muffet against a web
"Sir, please, why are you doing this to me?!" she squealed.
"Simple. By the time we are done, you will have bled."
"And how." he added.
Then, without warning, the spider raised it's claw,
And struck it through Miss Muffet's vaginal canal
Miss Muffet sobbed as hard as she could,
Being tortured far beyond what is considered banal.
The spider showed no remorse,
Pushing farther than desired
Miss Muffet felt inexplicable pain,
Causing her to cry tears of fire.
And as he pushed his claw deeper, she began to drip blood,
Provoking her to let out howls of pain,
The spider then realized he needed
Every drop of blood to be drained
So he reared his second claw,
And with all his might
Plunged it into her anal passage,
The pain, far from light
Then her mouth, her nostrils, and then both her eyes,
Which popped with an excrutiating squishing sound.
The spider then plunged one through both ears,
Her brain's function not found.
Miss Muffet was dying, as the spider began moving his claws to the sides,
stretching out Miss Muffet's body.
He then made a yank with all 8, and her body became deformed.
He then dropped her one the floor, the sight, not so holy.
The spider then leaned down,
and began to slice her limbs off with his claws.
With a thick sawing sound
her arms and legs came right off.
He then began to devour the joints,
which he loved very much so.
He then took what was left of her, her body
And ate it whole.
The air was still, as the spider sat there,
claws covered in blood.
"Fun times are over so quickly",
he said, his head hanging in a nod.
The moral of the story is to remember;
That Little Miss Muffet didn't escape from that spider. --POCKEY CHOO 18:47, 28 June 2007 (CDT)
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Happy Birthday
I made u a cake but I eated it. --LOL JEWS 03:03, 9 July 2007 (CDT)
See Also
- Spider bite causes rape in Australia (A RAPE SPIDER APPROACHES)
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