User:Shitbitch
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Hai guize! Jizzy McDildo here! But folks can call me Shitbitch, or maybe even Pissnigger. I don't deserve a "nice" nickname.
Unlike some other users, I am not a blogger, nor do I have a MySpace or Facebook profile. I am h8ed by sick fucks simply because I don't upload pr0n onto ED. (see Rule 34)
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Articles I've Started/ Significantly Contributed To
- Opie and Anthony
- Dear Sister
- I Like Turtles
- 2girls1cup
- Leftard
- Laz-D
- TyrannoSatan
- Amirite
- Writers Guild of America strike (2007)
- Timothy Treadwell
- Pretty cool guy
- Louis CK
- Moon Man
Successful Templates I've Created
Articles/Templates yet to be written (postpwned until further notice):
- Harry Knowles/Aint It Cool News
- "There Will Be Blood"/"I drink your milkshake"
- Cesar Milan/ The Dog Whisperer
- Dinosaur Comics/ Quantz
- Star-Rating System (YouTube, YTMND, IMDb & GTA all use some from of this)
Favorite TV Shows/ Specials
- Important Things with Demetri Martin- has moar lulz than most other shows on Comedy Central
- Superjail!- by far the best program on Adult Swim
- Flight of the Concords- HBO comedy full of epic win
All-time Favorite Comedians
- Rodney Dangerfield (RIP)
- George Carlin (RIP)
- Don Rickles
- Gilbert Gottfried
- Craig Fergusen
- Norm MacDonald
- Tracey Morgan
- Jim Gaffigan
- Louis CK
- Jim Norton
- Demetri Martin (stated above)
- Judah Friedlander
- Stephen Lynch (musical genius)
- Jay Mohr (master impressionist, and does Mohr than just Walken; pwns Mad TV's Frank Caliendo)
...and probably a couple others I forgot to mention. As you can see, I have a terrible taste in comedy.
Rap Videos
Everybody loves 'em!
[1] Dinosaurs [2] Star Wars [3] School [4] Pirates [5] Furries [6] Robots [7] Sesame Street
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