User:RoyalShitbrick

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While not his fursona, the EDiot detailed on this page still adores this picture and treasures it as one of his "original characters".

Royal-Sovereign, "unkindly known" as RoyalShitbrick and known throughout the Internet as Fox-Chan, is a so-called kitsune furfag and blatant homo who still has the audacity to be a dedicated hater of most Furries and their depraved bullshit, despite openly having a fursona and claiming to be a "Therian", something he loves to talk about even though nobody seems to listen.

It should also be noted Royal-Sovereign/Shitbrick is something of an egotist, rather very self-admiring of his own accomplishments -- the most spectacular of which consist of getting banned for a time from 4chan for posting disquieting imagery, and then getting called a "psycho" and an "axe-murderer" on 7chan...in other words, pretty much doing the impossible.

Attempting to stop his furfaggotry once and for all, some channers posted his power word and "information" on 7chan...not realising they got the wrong damn person.

He has many times proven himself to be debauched and classless when it comes to his own sexuality, and his tastes and general behavior are probably not the best topics for dinner table conversation. Talking to him on instant messenger is a solid guarantee for suicide-inducing insanity.

People Royal-Sovereign/Shitbrick Hates

Iconoclast, because of some obscure incident on LiveJournal that happened in like 2005 or something.

InSaNe-REYNARD, for reminding him entirely too much of himself.

Luca Shoal, because apparently their fursonas are rather similar in certain ways. This is a source of some embarrassment, as Royal has a pathological hatred of everything Luca Shoal stands for.

Ray Jones, even though he is truly what makes America a great country to live in.

Glenn Beck, because...oh please, does a reason really need to be given?

Articles Royal-Sovereign/Shitbrick Has Made Not-Fail

Code Geass, getting all the copious amounts of unintentional delicious Japanese boylust he could ever want.

Creepypasta, although his name originates from around 2004 and has nothing to do with excreting a certain type of building material.

It's slowly coming this way!, because it's so silly it's almost scary.

Rangerphile, to avenge the tragically fallen parts of his childhood.

Spengbab, so he can keep those terrible images at bay.

West Virginia, his home state, although he longer lives there, and speaks from experience.

Articles Royal-Sovereign/Shitbrick Has Created

Transformation.
The TF disambiguation page.
Lindsey Graham.

Gallery of Shit This Faggot Uploaded

Creepy

He even makes creepy files gay with retarded filenames.	Uploaded specificially for some story he found and the added to the Creepypasta page.	What's worse than a fursuiter? Now you know.	Fun fact: this originally came from a screamer.
Called a "fleshdoll", some demented jackass named Ludovic Levasseur actually made this.	Found on SomethingAwful, it's generally agreed this picture transcends the freakin creepy to the just plain wrong.	A freaktastically spooky picture taken from a screenshot of the god-awful movie Begotten.	This is a shot from an abandoned amusement park in Korea, closed down after a few kids died mysteriously. You just can't make this shit up.
An adorable kitten he found on somebody's MySpace. Isn't just the cutest thing you've ever seen?	Found on a discussion board about the existence of the mythical "Thunderbird", this picture quite defies logic, but still could be real.	Apparently this picture is sort of famous, since it already has a story to go along with it -- not just once, but twice.	Famous painting by René Magritte, who's actually given a quick mention on this site.
Showcasing everything spectacularly terrible about the Internet, it should be as no surprise this picture originated in France -- nope, not kidding.	A most excellent macabre picture found in the Creepy picture thread from 7chan's /x/.	Another 7chan-originated image, this time chosen because it strongly recalls one particular Creepypasta.	Disconcerting image with an even more disconcerting history, originating from a video based on a very creepy and authorless story.
A mysterious picture with no obvious sauce, found on the SCP-Wiki, to accompany a story about an accursed play.

Not (Entirely) Creepy

Serious mousefucker is serious.	Feel free to snicker at Midnight Man's totally nifty avatar.	Even more ridiculous is the fursona of Midnight Man's known accomplice, Racebest -- a fucking platypus.	Absolute proof that certain things can go totally wrong in the most horrifying of ways.
As if anybody needed convincing that Lelouch and Suzaku weren't already a pair of faggots that were too gay even by a faggot's standards.	And speaking of Lelouch, it would appear that he has here gotten precisely what he deserved.	As it turns out, once is never enough when it comes to Suzaku and strange sexual practices.	A classic Internet lulz picture of failure, straight from West Virginia.

Furry

A graphic representation of why you should stay away from Furries and their devious sexual practices.	Nope, it's exactly what it looks like.	Gives a whole stupid new meaning to the phrase "making an ass of yourself", doesn't it?	Oh, come on! Like this isn't the best picture you've ever seen!
Would you believe this picture is over a decade old? It's true. Apparently furverts go way back.	Best not ye drink the cursed sake, lest ye become as this one did.	Not even Mexicans are safe from the scourge of the Furries!	What should have happened to Mr. Hands in retribution.
Again, stay away from Furries, or this might happen to you!	Nope, it's not Beastpaint this time...not that it would be any better.	Not all methods of turning into an animal are...pleasant.	A friendly reminder why dating a werewolf is a bad idea.
And finally, whilst many things could be said about this picture, it would perhaps be better simply to mention that it more or less represents everything this idiot stands for.