User:QQQ 9.0
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
For a list of all the cool shit I've lulz'd up here, see my Contributions Pæg.
| | Warning!: This user a Jocknerd! He may spontaneously kick sand in your face and take your MySpace. |
| TORRENT PLOX! | Aye, this user be grabbin software booty. |
| | This user scored in the 99th percentile on the ACT english section. |
| Important | This user is important because his userboxes say he is. Really. He's fucking 1337. |
| /b/ | This user lieks Mudkipz. |
| IQ | This user's Intelligence Quotient is OVER 9000!!!!!. |
| | This user is a HACKER ON STEROIDS. |
| F- | This user enjoys stealing userboxes from SysOps and making them |
| NO RED LINKS! | This user hates you and your |
| | This user is a Scientist. |
| UBX | This user lieks userboxes. |
| STFU | This user has moar userboxes than anyone else on ED. |
| 1337 | This user is 1337. |
| M.U.S.G. | This user is an IRL mega ultra super genius with an IQ 4.5 Standard Deviations above normal. |
| | This user SHOOPS DA WHOOP |
| 24 | This user has 24 userboxes. |
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IMMA CHARGIN MAH LAZER
I'm sort of a nerd. Fuck you, snooping into meh private shits. I will now shoot you with a laser. I have a laser. Being a nerd ownz like that sometimes.
Good Articles I wrote
General Shits
Mk, still reading? FUCK YOU AGAIN. This is the good shit!
HAHA I LIED! Lyed like Sodium Hydroxide... (Fuck, an unfunny chemistry joke)
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QQQ 9.0 is a /b/tard!
You can help by cleaning up after him. |
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Etc, Blah Blah and Copypasta
I will not correct the teacher about the molality of diatomic tritium gas.
I will not correct the teacher about the molality of diatomic tritium gas.
I will not correct the teacher about the molality of diatomic tritium gas.
I will not correct the teacher about the molality of diatomic tritium gas.
I will not correct the teacher about the molality of diatomic tritium gas.
I will not correct the teacher about the molality of diatomic tritium gas.
I will not correct the teacher about the molality of diatomic tritium gas.
I will not correct the teacher about the molality of diatomic tritium gas.
I will not correct the teacher about the molality of diatomic tritium gas.
Don't leave a message, I have a crossbow
And I built my own Taser too, I belong in MIT.
DUR QQQ=WINNAR
It's a fact that QQQ 9.0 always winz.
Yes, always.
Where to find QQQ:
- in ur /k/, postin ur wpnz.
- in ur base, killin ur doods!
- in ur /b/, randomizing it to new levelz.
- in ur /sp/, braggin bout my ath1337et skillz.
- in ur ghetto, closin ur KFCs!
- in ur /g/, gettin ready to NETBIOS ur comp.
- in ur server, leechin ur terabytez!
- in ur /fit/, gloatin bout my 275lb bench press.
- in ur engineerin class, killin ur grades!
- in ur encyclopedia, makin ur lulz!
- in ur hard disk, eetin ur filez!
- in ur torrent, leechin ur banzwich!
- in ur fone system, leechin ur electricites!
- in ur basement, explodin ur appliances!
- in ur partyvan, raidin ur h4x0rz!
- in ur fridge, burnin ur foodz!
- in ur large hadron collider, eetin ur anti-protons!
- in ur gym, maxin ur weight machines!
- in ur baseball league, terrorizin ur hitters!
- in ur MIT, eetin ur General Tso's Chikins!
- on ur track, eetin ur record times!


