User:Oldfaganon
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
4chans biggest Troll.
On the 25th of September 2009, 4chan witnessed what could have been one of the biggest 4chan hoaxes of all time. Unfortunately this was proven wrong, due to lack of intelligence, and extreme faggotory and trolling.
The night started when a photo of a young camwhore, (who was later identified as mickyy, or more commonly known as her internet alias “MickyyMoo&&[HEARTS]”) appearing to be taken hostage by an unidentified male was posted on /b/. The image (Shown Right) consisted of the girl being tied up, holding a time stamp with the hostage taker holding a knife to her throat.
The OP then stated that the post ending in 15, was to decide the fate of the cumdumpster. Whether she lived, or died.
This caused much chaos over /b/, as not only were people posting to decide her fate, but they were also posting for more pictures from OP to prove it wasn’t a hoax.
OP then delivered, by posting a URL to a tiny chat room, where a live streaming was accessible to view what was happening in the room of the hostage situation. After this stunt /B/ became a bit more aware of the situation and started to call 911. This was proven unhelpful, as the stunt was being broadcasted from Australia.
After half a minute of live cam streaming, OP then through the camwhore to the ground, and the tiny chat room was deleted.
During this time, up to around 3-4 posts managed to roll a 15. Of course, all of them described a humiliating way to die. However despite calls of desperation from /B/, OP then delivered by slitting her throat.
This is when 50% of /B/ started to pick up that they had just participated in one of the most biggest troll threads of all time.
After 3 photos were posted, and it was clear that it wasn’t blood on her neck it was what appeared to be black marker pen and red paint. This then angered most of /B/ and so the revenge began.
/B/ managed to track down everything of the camwhore, due to the fact she had posted tits of herself yesterday morning, and was then identified as MickyyMoo&&[HEARTS]. With this Internet alias, /B/ managed to track down everything on her internet based lifestyle. MySpace’s, Facebook, YouTube, Photobucket, Bebo, and Tagged. After much phusking, /B/ then found her mobile number, which was straight away posted in a new thread.
The number was then called by most of the /B/tards still hanging around the threads. However, No one was able to talk to “Mickyy” as a man who answered the phone who was later named “The killer” would not let anyone talk to her because she was apparently dead.
Whilst this was happening, A few “one liners” were obtained from other threads based on mickyy, and were then turned into Meme’s, and shortly after a template was released. Some of the select few quotes include, “Big jiggly titties, are big and jiggly” and “I’m a camwhore, that’s why I’m dead!’
After a dozen more memes were posted, it was then decided by the remaining anon in the thread, that it would be wise to elect Mickyy as the new princess of /B/, as she described herself on MySpace as “daddy’s princess”
A week after the event, a thread was posted reminding /B/ of the “25th of September”. The majority of Anon’s in the thread then flocked to her internet profiles to see if the newly elected “princess of /b/” was actually dead, or if it had been one big trolling. Despite minimal online activity present, a friend tagged a photo of Mickyy, which had been taken at her school only days before, which proved that she was still alive.
Despite many failed attempts to get in contact with Mickyy from many /b/tards it is still at current, that Mickyy may be one of the few Princesses of /B/
