User:Marukomuru/Uno
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Marukomuru Vs. Dramacat: The Uno Throwdown of Epic
Now this is the story all about how I inadvertedly joined a one-on-one UNO game against Dramacat, and signlehandedly tore down the house, and ended a winning streak. Flooding #ed has never been more fun.
[01:03:40] <dramacat> UNO! UNODONG by Marky [01:03:40] <dramacat> UNO! You have 1m: to join uno [01:03:41] <PeanutHorst> [2009-10-28[15:49:26]] <neph> I am going to fuck you up, horst [01:03:42] <@dys> gg [01:03:42] <PeanutHorst> FAIL [01:03:43] <+Marukomuru> jo [01:03:44] <dramacat> Marukomuru joins UNO! [01:03:46] <PeanutHorst> i'm out of this game [01:03:53] <Lamp> good [01:03:53] <@dys> me too [01:03:54] <PeanutHorst> i'm not gonna push my luck [01:03:56] <Lamp> jew monkey [01:03:59] <@dys> gotta get work done [01:04:03] <@dys> bbiab [01:04:03] <PeanutHorst> dys: no hard feelings? :3 [01:04:08] <+Marukomuru> OH GOD AM I THE ONLY ONE [01:04:12] * @dys nuggles PeanutHorst [01:04:26] <Lamp> Marukomuru: dont you feel like a tool now [01:04:28] <Lamp> :p [01:04:40] <dramacat> dramacat joins UNO! [01:04:40] <dramacat> Welcome to UNO! [01:04:40] <dramacat> 2 players this round: Marukomuru dramacat [01:04:40] <dramacat> Marukomuru plays first... The top card is Red 8 [01:04:41] <@dys> lol [01:04:44] <+Marukomuru> LOLOL [01:04:46] <+Marukomuru> pl r6 [01:04:47] <dramacat> Marukomuru plays Red 6 to dramacat [01:04:47] <dramacat> dramacat plays Red 3 to Marukomuru [01:04:51] <+Marukomuru> pl w [01:04:51] <@dys> play the bot HARD [01:04:51] <Lamp> this is depressing [01:04:51] <dramacat> Marukomuru plays WI LD choose a color Marukomuru [01:04:54] <+Marukomuru> co b [01:04:54] <dramacat> Marukomuru chose Blue , play continues with dramacat [01:04:54] <dramacat> dramacat plays Blue 3 to Marukomuru [01:04:58] <+Marukomuru> pl b7 [01:04:58] <dramacat> Marukomuru plays Blue 7 to dramacat [01:04:58] <dramacat> dramacat plays Blue 4 to Marukomuru [01:05:00] <Sully> jo [01:05:03] <+Marukomuru> pl bd2 [01:05:04] <dramacat> Marukomuru plays Blue Draw Two dramacat draws two cards and skips to Marukomuru [01:05:09] <+Marukomuru> pl w [01:05:09] <dramacat> Marukomuru plays WI LD choose a color Marukomuru [01:05:13] <+Marukomuru> co g [01:05:13] <dramacat> Marukomuru chose Green , play continues with dramacat [01:05:13] <dramacat> dramacat plays Green 8 to Marukomuru [01:05:17] <+Marukomuru> pl g5 [01:05:18] <dramacat> Marukomuru plays Green 5 to dramacat [01:05:18] * dramacat says Marukomuru Has Uno! [01:05:18] <dramacat> dramacat drew a card [01:05:20] <dramacat> dramacat passes to Marukomuru [01:05:24] <+Marukomuru> dr [01:05:26] <dramacat> Marukomuru drew a card [01:05:27] <+Marukomuru> pa [01:05:28] <dramacat> Marukomuru passes to dramacat [01:05:30] <dramacat> dramacat drew a card [01:05:32] <dramacat> dramacat passes to Marukomuru [01:05:38] <+Marukomuru> dr [01:05:39] <dramacat> Marukomuru drew a card [01:05:39] <Lamp> failage [01:05:43] <+Marukomuru> FUCK [01:05:47] <+Marukomuru> pa [01:05:47] <dramacat> Marukomuru passes to dramacat [01:05:48] <dramacat> dramacat drew a card [01:05:48] <dramacat> dramacat passes to Marukomuru [01:05:52] <Lamp> xD [01:05:56] <+Marukomuru> dr [01:05:56] <dramacat> Marukomuru drew a card [01:06:01] <+Marukomuru> pl gr [01:06:01] <dramacat> Marukomuru plays Green Reverse to Marukomuru [01:06:05] <+Marukomuru> LOL [01:06:09] <+Marukomuru> dr [01:06:09] <dramacat> Marukomuru drew a card [01:06:11] <Lamp> lolwat [01:06:11] <+Marukomuru> pa [01:06:12] <dramacat> Marukomuru passes to dramacat [01:06:12] <dramacat> dramacat drew a card [01:06:12] <dramacat> dramacat passes to Marukomuru [01:06:21] <+Marukomuru> pl rr [01:06:21] <dramacat> Marukomuru plays Red Reverse to Marukomuru [01:06:25] <+Marukomuru> dr [01:06:26] <dramacat> Marukomuru drew a card [01:06:29] <+Marukomuru> pl [01:06:33] <+Marukomuru> ...wait [01:06:34] <+Marukomuru> pa [01:06:35] <dramacat> Marukomuru passes to dramacat [01:06:36] <dramacat> dramacat plays Red 4 to Marukomuru [01:06:39] <+Marukomuru> pl y4 [01:06:40] <dramacat> Marukomuru plays Yellow 4 to dramacat [01:06:41] <dramacat> dramacat plays Yellow Draw Two Marukomuru draws two cards and skips to dramacat [01:06:42] <dramacat> dramacat plays Blue Draw Two Marukomuru draws two cards and skips to dramacat [01:06:44] <dramacat> dramacat plays Blue 1 to Marukomuru [01:06:45] <+Marukomuru> SHIT [01:06:49] <Lamp> holy shit [01:06:55] <+Marukomuru> pl bs [01:06:55] <dramacat> Marukomuru plays Blue Skip and skips dramacat to Marukomuru [01:06:57] <Lamp> thats some ass rape [01:07:04] <+Marukomuru> dr [01:07:04] <dramacat> Marukomuru drew a card [01:07:10] <+Marukomuru> pl wd4 [01:07:11] <dramacat> Marukomuru plays WI LD Draw Four dramacat draws four cards and is skipped... Choose a color Marukomuru [01:07:15] <+Marukomuru> co y [01:07:16] <dramacat> Marukomuru chose Yellow , play continues with Marukomuru [01:07:19] <+Marukomuru> pl y7 [01:07:20] <dramacat> Marukomuru plays Yellow 7 to dramacat [01:07:20] <dramacat> dramacat plays Yellow Reverse to dramacat [01:07:21] <dramacat> dramacat plays Yellow 2 to Marukomuru [01:07:27] <+Marukomuru> pl y3 [01:07:28] <dramacat> Marukomuru plays Yellow 3 to dramacat [01:07:28] <dramacat> dramacat plays Yellow 2 to Marukomuru [01:07:34] <+Marukomuru> dr [01:07:35] <dramacat> Marukomuru drew a card [01:07:43] <+Marukomuru> pl y7 [01:07:43] <dramacat> Marukomuru plays Yellow 7 to dramacat [01:07:44] <dramacat> dramacat plays Red 7 to Marukomuru [01:07:49] <+Marukomuru> pl r3 [01:07:49] <dramacat> Marukomuru plays Red 3 to dramacat [01:07:49] <dramacat> dramacat plays WI LD Draw Four Marukomuru draws four cards and is skipped. dramacat chooses Blue Current player dramacat [01:07:50] <dramacat> dramacat plays Blue 6 to Marukomuru [01:07:54] <+Marukomuru> Ouch. [01:07:57] <+Marukomuru> pl b3 [01:07:58] <dramacat> Marukomuru plays Blue 3 to dramacat [01:07:58] <dramacat> dramacat drew a card [01:07:58] <dramacat> dramacat passes to Marukomuru [01:08:02] <+Marukomuru> dr [01:08:03] <dramacat> Marukomuru drew a card [01:08:06] <+Marukomuru> pl [01:08:09] <+Marukomuru> pa [01:08:10] <dramacat> Marukomuru passes to dramacat [01:08:10] <dramacat> dramacat drew a card [01:08:10] <dramacat> dramacat plays Blue Reverse to dramacat [01:08:11] <dramacat> dramacat drew a card [01:08:12] <dramacat> dramacat passes to Marukomuru [01:08:25] <+Marukomuru> dr [01:08:25] <dramacat> Marukomuru drew a card [01:08:28] <+Marukomuru> pa [01:08:31] <dramacat> Marukomuru passes to dramacat [01:08:31] <dramacat> dramacat drew a card [01:08:31] <dramacat> dramacat passes to Marukomuru [01:08:40] <+Marukomuru> cd [01:08:41] <dramacat> UNO! Card in play: Blue Reverse [01:08:44] <Lamp> can this game end? [01:08:45] <+Marukomuru> dr [01:08:45] <dramacat> Marukomuru drew a card [01:08:46] <Lamp> O.o [01:08:48] <+Marukomuru> pa [01:08:49] <dramacat> Marukomuru passes to dramacat [01:08:50] <dramacat> dramacat drew a card [01:08:50] <dramacat> dramacat plays Blue 5 to Marukomuru [01:09:02] <+Marukomuru> ca [01:09:12] <+Marukomuru> pl g5 [01:09:12] <Lamp> ct* [01:09:13] <dramacat> Marukomuru plays Green 5 to dramacat [01:09:13] <dramacat> dramacat plays Green 2 to Marukomuru [01:09:22] <+Marukomuru> pl gd2 [01:09:22] <dramacat> Marukomuru plays Green Draw Two dramacat draws two cards and skips to Marukomuru [01:09:27] <+Marukomuru> pl g6 [01:09:27] <dramacat> Marukomuru plays Green 6 to dramacat [01:09:28] <dramacat> dramacat plays Green 4 to Marukomuru [01:09:34] <+Marukomuru> pl g7 [01:09:35] <dramacat> Marukomuru plays Green 7 to dramacat [01:09:35] <dramacat> dramacat plays WI LD Draw Four Marukomuru draws four cards and is skipped. dramacat chooses Red Current player dramacat [01:09:36] <dramacat> dramacat plays Red 2 to Marukomuru [01:09:39] <+Marukomuru> pl rs [01:09:40] <dramacat> Marukomuru plays Red Skip and skips dramacat to Marukomuru [01:09:42] <+Marukomuru> pl r5 [01:09:43] <dramacat> Marukomuru plays Red 5 to dramacat [01:09:44] <dramacat> dramacat plays Red 6 to Marukomuru [01:09:48] <+Marukomuru> pl r5 [01:09:49] <dramacat> Marukomuru plays Red 5 to dramacat [01:09:50] <dramacat> dramacat plays Red 9 to Marukomuru [01:09:54] <+Marukomuru> pl r2 [01:09:54] <dramacat> Marukomuru plays Red 2 to dramacat [01:09:56] <dramacat> dramacat drew a card [01:09:58] <dramacat> dramacat passes to Marukomuru [01:10:04] <+Marukomuru> pl r7 [01:10:05] <dramacat> Marukomuru plays Red 7 to dramacat [01:10:06] <dramacat> dramacat drew a card [01:10:07] <dramacat> dramacat passes to Marukomuru [01:10:10] <+Marukomuru> pl g7 [01:10:11] <dramacat> Marukomuru plays Green 7 to dramacat [01:10:12] <dramacat> dramacat drew a card [01:10:14] <dramacat> dramacat passes to Marukomuru [01:10:18] <+Marukomuru> dr [01:10:20] <dramacat> Marukomuru drew a card [01:10:21] <+Marukomuru> pl g3 [01:10:22] <dramacat> Marukomuru plays Green 3 to dramacat [01:10:24] <dramacat> dramacat drew a card [01:10:26] <dramacat> dramacat plays Green 9 to Marukomuru [01:10:28] <+Marukomuru> pl b9 [01:10:30] <dramacat> Marukomuru plays Blue 9 to dramacat [01:10:33] <dramacat> dramacat plays Blue Skip and skips Marukomuru to dramacat [01:10:34] <dramacat> dramacat plays Blue 4 to Marukomuru [01:10:37] <+Marukomuru> dr [01:10:40] <+Marukomuru> pa [01:10:40] <dramacat> Marukomuru drew a card [01:10:42] <+Marukomuru> ct [01:10:42] <dramacat> Marukomuru passes to dramacat [01:10:44] <dramacat> dramacat plays Yellow 4 to Marukomuru [01:10:48] <dramacat> Marukomuru 3 cards dramacat 2 cards [01:10:52] <neph> why, that dramacat, he's such a fast player [01:10:52] <+Marukomuru> pl y5 [01:10:53] <dramacat> Marukomuru plays Yellow 5 to dramacat [01:10:54] <dramacat> dramacat plays Yellow 8 to Marukomuru [01:10:54] * dramacat says dramacat Has Uno! [01:11:00] <+Marukomuru> pl y3 [01:11:01] <dramacat> Marukomuru plays Yellow 3 to dramacat [01:11:01] * dramacat says Marukomuru Has Uno! [01:11:02] <dramacat> dramacat drew a card [01:11:03] <+Marukomuru> in by lose [01:11:04] <dramacat> dramacat passes to Marukomuru [01:11:13] <+Marukomuru> *b4 [01:11:14] <+Marukomuru> dr [01:11:15] <dramacat> Marukomuru drew a card [01:11:17] <+Marukomuru> pa [01:11:17] <dramacat> Marukomuru passes to dramacat [01:11:18] <dramacat> dramacat drew a card [01:11:18] <dramacat> dramacat passes to Marukomuru [01:11:24] <+Marukomuru> dr [01:11:25] <dramacat> Marukomuru drew a card [01:11:28] <+Marukomuru> pl ys [01:11:28] <dramacat> Marukomuru plays Yellow Skip and skips dramacat to Marukomuru [01:11:29] <+Marukomuru> dr [01:11:30] <dramacat> Marukomuru drew a card [01:11:33] <+Marukomuru> pl w [01:11:33] <neph> this is the game that never ends, oh it goes on and on my friend [01:11:33] <dramacat> Marukomuru plays WI LD choose a color Marukomuru [01:11:39] <+Marukomuru> co g [01:11:39] <dramacat> Marukomuru chose Green , play continues with dramacat [01:11:39] <dramacat> dramacat plays Green 0 to Marukomuru [01:11:46] <+Marukomuru> pl g8 [01:11:47] <dramacat> Marukomuru plays Green 8 to dramacat [01:11:47] * dramacat says Marukomuru Has Uno! [01:11:47] <dramacat> dramacat drew a card [01:11:47] <dramacat> dramacat passes to Marukomuru [01:11:51] <+Marukomuru> pl g1 [01:11:51] <dramacat> Marukomuru plays Green 1 and Wins UNO! [01:11:52] <Lamp> pwned [01:11:52] <dramacat> UNO! dramacat Blue 1 Red Draw Two Yellow 1 [01:11:54] <+Marukomuru> DONE [01:11:54] <dramacat> UNO! Marukomuru has put an end to PeanutHorst's streak of 2 wins [01:11:56] <dramacat> UNO! Marukomuru wins 22 dongs by taking 3 cards [01:11:58] <dramacat> UNO! 61 cards played in 7m:12s [01:12:04] <PeanutHorst> ... [01:12:07] <Lamp> pwned
