User:Killerjeff

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I'm not exactually the best looking man around, but that doesn't bother me at all. The fools die and the worthy such as myself and Liu live.

1 Killerjeff
2 What I enjoy
3 What I find amusing
4 Jeff's pictures

[edit] Killerjeff

Greetings, this is my user profile, I'm Jeff, I first was introduced to this site when someone used my picture on Creepypasta. Some fellow user of this unusual site somehow knew my e-mail address and sent me an e-mail about this site's doing, now that it's removed I decided to join along in this little game you immature little faggots are playing. And just because I'm in the good mood, I'll whore out my pictures.

Oh yeah, and about my tongue, I did not cut it out, I jabbed it with a pin needle. OK? Anyways.... I'll post my pictures.

I was testing out the camera, seeing how to use that bloody thing.

I bet you are wondering how I got that face aren't you? Well, it isn't a mask, nor make up, not even a mannequin. I was hauling a bucket of acid into my bath room to clean out my bathtub, I slipped on a bar of soap, in which I got acid on my face, eyes and hands. It did a number on me that's for sure! My neighbor heard my ear piercing screams and took me to the hospital, where I got this face.

I was having fun with my newly installed camera.

I also have a brother named Liu, he wasn't able to help me because of his job as a ceo. As soon as he heard the bad news about my face getting severely damaged, he came to the hospital right away. He's a good man, he does his job well and provides money for his family.

He can be arrogant at times, but.. you gotta love him.

I'll enjoy this site actually, Liu even might sign up, if he isn't being a ham, ha ha ha!

[edit] What I enjoy

I enjoy many stuff and I shall tell you all of them. Boxing is a good sport, Even when you bash their skulls in. Hunting takes all the anger out of you. Video games, gotta love dem vidya gamse.