User:Hoveround
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
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| ATTENTION! Hoveround gave a donation of Jew gold to ED and saved 100s of disadvantaged children from lulz starvation. You can be kewl like them by kidnapping a celebrity's children, killing them, dumping their body in a river and donating the ransom money to the almighty bringers of lulz. |
Love is a word that is constantly heard, Hate is a word that is not. Love, I am told, is more precious than gold. Love, I have read, is hot. But hate is the verb that to me is superb, And Love but a drug on the mart. Any kiddie in school can love like a fool, But Hating, my boy, is an Art. - Ogden Nash
With Hoveround you truly are free to see the world.
Hoveround's awardwinning compact and round design makes him the most manuverable EDiot in the world. And because he's portable enough to fit in a car trunk and powerful enough to pull a 2 tonne van*, Hoveround gives you the freedom to go almost anywhere, even the grand canyon!
- (FOR POWER DEMONSTRATION ONLY. NEVER PULL ANYTHING WITH HOVEROUND.)
Find out if Hoveround is right for you. Call one of our friendly mobility specialists for a free evaluation and free Hoveround video. Hoveround's licenced nurses will work with you to determine if you qualify for medicare, VA, or other insurance.
With medicare and a supplement owning Hoveround could cost you little or no money out of pocket. So call now and declare your freedom to see the world, with Hoveround!
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Sysop
Hoveround is a ED sysop who is here to help whenever you require assistance with your ED experience. He also enjoys camping Recent Changes and binging on rollbacks and the deathnotice template.
Dongs
Hoveround enjoys seeing dongs. The fleshy, ejaculating kind, not the Vietnamese unemployment check kind. Please give Hoveround moar dongs.
Not Gay
Hoveround is not gay. Unless balls are touching.
Lulz Resume
Hoveround has created the following articles:
- Chevy The Therapy Dog
- Chick Flick
- AlanaJonze
- Premenstrual Tension
- Kenneth Eng
- Connex Trains pwn3d
- Shoiryu
- Matthew Shepard
- Preachertom
- Aboriginal
- Banshee1067
- Lake Angel
- Sophie_Delezio
| ATTENTION! Hoveround is a collector of dongs. Please send Hoveround pics of your dong (Pics Plox) unless you are CP, in which case, you can GTFO. |
| Hoveround is part of a series on The Dramacracy
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