User:Hitori
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Mar 10, 2007 Weev went banhammer happy and I got caught up in the whirlwind... wtf?
MSN Contact
For any other EDiots who give a shit, MSN contact @: hitori_jin@hotmail.com
Drivel
Hey, EDiots. Just wanted to fill up a bit of space with some of what I'm about (as if you fucking care). I'm older than most of you. I'm probably older than 2 of some of you put together. However, I don't give a shit. Nor should you. I'm not your father's "grandpappy". I'll be the old fuck in the home telling the sack of cunts nurse she'd better pump up that Metallica/Seether/KMFDM to volume 11 or she's going to get a rough-hewn cane enema, while chasing that cute Asian nurse over thar with a raging hard-on.
Asians hate me and whiteys don't know what to do with me. The joys of being a half-breed.
My function? I like to give a kind of authoritave air to some of the articles with a "psychLOLogy" dissection of the subject at hand. It looks good and it's kind of a bitchslap from a hand in a velvet glove approach. Plus, I enjoy it. I also do minor edits for shit like grammar, spelling and all the little things other pisspots could care less about.
I'm slowly learning the Wiki markup intuitively at this point and intend to delve into it in much more depth in the near future.
Feem (just for the lulz)
My Dear Feem...
Your performance on IRC recently was very lulzy, however, it was filled with epic fail. I mean, I really stopped reading your virtual spew as soon as you mentioned... well, I don't remember, which goes to show exactly how much stock and attention I placed on your chest thumping tirade. Look at it this way; you were there, stroking your massive e-penis and demanding that I admire it because you had "tenure". Said "tenure" really translated into nothing more than your perception of an Encyclopedia Dramatica article written about you (with many, many reverts) that had absolutely no flattery in it whatsoever. Not even in a truly sarcastic way. Indeed said article was quite the opposite. However, in your rush to masturbate furiously to that article, and thus revel in the attention of those you believe to be your "peers", you obviously failed to notice something that I was astute enough to glean from it...
Your article was, in fact, {{{crap}}}. Srsly.
Your article was, and is, lifeless, half assed, slipshod, anemic, pedantic, predictable, boring and a mere shadow of what what more respected and far more revered ED contributors have had done in their honour. Minuscule sections, all three or four of them, a single craptastic picture made of mostly retina-searing blue... and apparently you're a j00 t00. Your "article" fails to be boner-inspiring on many, many levels. As an example, Wattagecat's ED article makes what you believe to be a tumultuous e-pecker look like nothing more than a infinitesimal e-clit in comparison. Possibly one suffering from South African circumcision rites.
The saddest part of all, however?
That you're reduced to strutting around like a rooster in full plumage based on people saying nasty things about you.
On Encyclopedia Dramatica...
ON THE INTERNET.
You are filled with shit and massive fail. You'll most likely try to downplay this little examination and dissection of your pathetic e-behavior as "TL;DR". However, in your particular case, the acronym stands for "Too Late; Denying Retardation" and what you're in denial of here, is that you've had the utter piss taken out of you, at your expense, but you were too busy crowing to hear the snickers behind your back.
However, thanks for the lulz...
Also, cocks.
