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This page is a WARZONE — It is highly unlikely that there are lulz between the e-bullets, but seasoned Æ veterans can be expected to clean it up once the retarded participants stop their editing.

This is what I really look like. I swear to God.

Bitches are haters of my proud race.

Attention all vandals: If you want to add something, then please do it here. Fuck with someone's user page at your own risk, mmkay?

About Me

I have too many nicknames to remember, so just call me Cygnus. I'm a guy who likes other guys, and I enjoy drawing furries, playing the guitar, and being a dragon. I may or may not have Aspergers, but I could just be emo.

Trolling

Wut.

Haet Mailz

Occasionally I get e-mails from people a little more creative than the ones who just send the copypasta. Keep sending your mail, you guys, and thanks for the lulz!

Subject: (no subject)

From: louis boyd <louisboyd123@hotmail.co.uk>

Date: Thu, Dec 11, 2008 at 8:01 AM

“	OMG you furry enemy of the lulz YIFF IN HELL FUR FAG i am going to get the rest of /B/ to come down here and troll you to death you dont have the power to stand up to ED you animifag go have sex with your crashbandacute doll you crashfag i cant beleave you sick furrys go get a live and stop watching pokemon yiffing doing 69 and i bet you heil to the Fuhrer too	„
—A /b/tard wannabe

“

I'm not here to Troll but to leave an opinion, which if I don't get off my chest I'll go mad: You are one of the most ignorant fuckers I've ever seen. And I see a lot.

Do you know how much of a hypocrite you are? You say something then do something else that goes against it.

You hate Gays and yet you like males, want to be a Guy, draw yaoi, have a stamp that says "I support Gay Nazi Porn " (WTF FFFF~?), then there's one that says "Yaoi is gay".

Dragon's aren't real.

By the way, I'm gay, and, I'm Christian. So kiss my ass. You can do something about this, reply harshly, or try and come kill me. Before I come for you for being such a sinful ignorance. People can be WHATEVER they want. If this is your opinion, then it is unwanted. Plus it's just plain retarded. I believe it's time to grow up and open your eyes.

Now you may take this as Hate-mail or something like that, and people will report me, but I have a right. I'm not the one who's in the wrong here. And plus, it's nothing but an opinion.

-- The name's Drogo. I'm a Turquoise and Slate Folf. If you're a furry, and proud of it, repost this in your signature (With necessary changes)

„

—NeroAngel93 on DevianTART, a 15-year old furfag, thinking he's OMG MATURE for beating a dead horse

FailDox: The Lost Episode of Arbchat

After LittleCloud (IRC alias: "gwendolyn") was kicked off of arbchat, DLB decided that it wasn't good enough for Cloudie to simply be manipulated through a fake bribe (admittedly, one that Paris Hilton probably could have seen through). No way. This kid, Cloudie, writes about and draws cute little boys as a form of self-expression. THIS SHIT IS SERIOUS FUCKING BUSINESS! You! contact the FBI -- I'll summon Chris Hansen! Get this pedo-bitch's dox! Hurry!

Luckily an Anonymous spy who witnessed Drunkenlazybastard's fool-proof plan was able to save the following convo that took place, informing Cloudie of the horrifying dangers about to take place.

The FBI, hard at work protecting children from dangerous pedophiles like LittleCloud.

The Secret Chat Log

   [04:42] Anonymous Spy: its more to protect you.
   [04:42] yume_wizard: okay
   [04:42] Anonymous Spy: so, anyways
   [04:42] Anonymous Spy: we've been chatting
   [04:42] Anonymous Spy: and you seem kinda cool, and i've been monitoring IRC as well
   [04:43] Anonymous Spy: So, apparantly, they are starting up a DOX operation.
   [04:43] Anonymous Spy: Do you know what DOX is?
   [04:43] yume_wizard: No.
   [04:43] Anonymous Spy: DOX is information.
   [04:43] Anonymous Spy: Home phone number
   [04:43] Anonymous Spy: Adress
   [04:43] Anonymous Spy: Real name
   [04:43] Anonymous Spy: ECT
   [04:43] Anonymous Spy: Trust me, they are extremely good at finding it.
   [04:43] Anonymous Spy: And once they do, it wont go away.
   [04:44] Anonymous Spy: Here are some excerpts:
   [04:44] Anonymous Spy: <Shirk> Soon as I find the list of the teachers for the highschool I will e-mail each individually in  hopes one disliked her enough to give the name  
   <DLB> homicide: what server are you guys on?  
   what's funny is that little cloud is 30 minutes from me
   [04:44] Anonymous Spy: <DLB> find the campus psychologist  
   <DLB> and write a carefully worded email  
   <plausibledeniability> [23:20] <gwendolyn> All I ask before judging me, is that you get to know me first. But of course, that  probably requires a certain level of intelligence/understanding.  
   <DLB> saying you are a friend of hers who shall remain Anonymous  
   <DLB> and you are concerned about her online activities  
   <DLB> and that she should seek help  
   <DLB> also: get her irl name, her irl parents name  
   <Homicide> lol i just kicked poe out of #7chan  
   <DLB> fucking everyone who knows her  
   <DLB> Homicide: lol u r ops in #7chan?  
   <DLB> I want this cunt  
   <DLB> RUINED  
   <DLB> not LOL SILLY IMAGE  
   <DLB> but her fucking life ripped asunder
   [04:45] Anonymous Spy: <DLB> like we did with dogmongler  
   <DLB> and ruin her IRL  
   <DLB> right now she is just annoyed at her OL reputation 
   <DLB> this 
   <DLB> is not enough
   [04:45] Anonymous Spy: <DLB> Shirk: if you can find her highschool  
   <DLB> do that 
   <DLB> and moar 
   <DLB> we can contact administration
   [04:45] Anonymous Spy: <DLB> http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Image:Littlecloudwin.jpg  
   <DLB> we are trying to find dox on her parents  
   <DLB> to inform them that their daughter is a dangerous pedophile  
   <DLB> which  
   <DLB> she is  
   <DLB> by her own admission

DUN DUN DUNNNNN!

This conversation that took place between several EDiots has yet to be proven as the truth. However, what we do know for sure is that not enough info could be found for the plan to to meet its goal.

Gallery

Me on my ~~12th~~ 19th birthday.

MST3K Cosplay.

Imma sad hyooman.

Rule 34

... It knoweth no exceptions.

Uh-oh. Looks like somebody had too much fun cosplaying.

NOT CP

ALSO NOT CP

It's not porn -- it's artistic nude. Sexy artistic nude.

TRTW 34'd. Urgh! How am I supposed to cosplay as a guy with these teats on my chest? D:<

Contributions

Teruchan

Lord forgive me, but I hate this sick fuck more than anyone.

Gaaralover85

People Who Are Asking For It

Personal cases of people that aren't important enough for articles, but still worth having their faggotry mentioned somewhere.

Rajdziu

Translation: "I got caught tracing and now I'll never draw again!"

rajdziu on DevianTART is some poor Polish bastard who whores off of pageviews, faves, and comments by people who just don't get that all of his "good" artwork is traced from screenshots, mangas, and even from other fanart.