User:EternalTanelorn
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
It is generally accepted that contributor EternalTanelorn is a douchebag
He has a livejournal and a deviantART which are general repositories of unfunny.
It is often suspected that he only dates dykes and girls who are batshit insane. This is not true. He has also dated Mecha-Hitler.
It is also suspected that he likes to take it in the ass.
You can reach him on AIM with the screenname EternalTanelorn, though he might try to proposition you for a bizarre sexual encounter via the internets.
