User:Diete0003
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
First — a word from the victim. The porno picture is not of me. The first quote is not from me — I don't think that I'm the world's greatest at anything. The other quotes are accurate and I stand by them. I wonder why the author of this character assassination did not sign his name? I'm 63, and haven't killed anyone since 1968, so clearly there is nothing to fear from me. Richard Dieterle
"Richard Little Peter Johnson Dieterle is the self styled "WORLDS GREATEST EXPERT ON THE HOTCAKE TRIBE". He is the worlds acknowledged expert on the tribes greatest myth, "Red Horn", although he says "That I can't remove my very own contribution is infuriating." Dick is such an awesome guy, he gets so emotional when people help him with his Wikipedia articles, why just the other day he blanked his whole personal website saying "The Hochunks (Winnebago) have been opposed to this site from day one, and as to academics, my personal standing in the field can be set at zero." Dick is also in possession of a great personality and boundless love for others, always offering such great gems as "I need to talk to an administrator or other person of quality, not some Hun nurse"[1], and "Ask the son of a bitch who violated my article before it was finished."
| —"Little Dick" Dieterle in his own words. |
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