User:CrimsonSamurai

From Encyclopedia Dramatica

CrimsonSamurai began his career on the internets at the tender age of 12 by trolling the aim.com chatrooms and posting partyvan copypasta whenever a man pretending to be a lesbian transgender would try to elicit "teh cyb0rz" from him.

Alas the first few years of his OL life were misguided, he was a member of the G4 forums and later the god-awful CAD forums. One day a /b/tard he met IRL showed him YTMND and from then on he has dedicated himself to spreading the lulz. He is now a college student, /b/tard, and a factor in the the decision of petakids.org to delete their forums. (Years of posting big black cawks and baby fuck finally got to them.)

While Crimson has improved he is still subject to the occasional fail (such as this user page). Also his name is not from weaboo faggot shit. He justs likes swords and liked samurai when he was younger, and has been known by this online moniker ever since.

It should also be noted that the CrimsonSamurai on ED is NOT the CrimsonSamurai fron DA, that guy is a faggot, and should DIAF.