User:Crazyconan/Prisonbreak72020

From Encyclopedia Dramatica

Has cock up ass

Prisonbreak72020 is another 12 year old ITG and youtube vigilante,thinking anyone besides herself could give a shit. She feels that it is her sole duty to defend local YouTube morons Irate Gamer and Greatexpectations320 by attacking anyone who does not like them with shitty videos that use the same AGK footage over and over again that she's subbed the shit out of. Being a demigod of the anti lulz, everything she does is never for the lulz and serves only to further her erection for Angry German Kid and Lemonparty. She has over 9000 videos of the AGK because deep down inside, she wants to rape the shit out of him.

Prisonbreak is a wigger, believing that if she calls herself black, people will think she is tough and be afraid of her. Looking at any photo of her, you can tell she has never seen a black person in her trailer home or the public library she has to visit to access the internets, seeing as how black people don't look like fat pale 12 year olds with long golden hair. Probably a hangover from Germany's occupation of Poland.

Black

Not Black

Prisonbreak's Epic Fails

On January 02, 2008 Prisonbreak72020 earned lolcow status by making an attack page for anyone that dislikes the local AVGN ripoff, Irate Gamer. Anyone with minor internet skills could put two and two together, and realize that it was Prisonbreak since she didn't even bother to display different avatars for her accounts and praised AGK in the exact same manner. After being outed in public and dispensing lulz all over teh tubes like a broken ATM, Prisonbreak72020 went on damage control and deleted every comment that made outed her.

Prisonbreak72020 is on a nets jihad with ED after finding out her BFF Greatexpectations320 has a page dedicated to his failings, not knowing that ED keeps backups on all its pages in case of morons like her. account here on ED user:TheWTFHero. Feel free to leave her a message.

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How Do I Failed Anonymous?

Well that was quick.

Prisonbitch recently removed all her videos showing her face and trying to become anonymous, denying the videos ever existed. Unfortunately for her, someone was kind enough to screencap one of the videos as proof that they did at one time exist. Prisonbreak also as of late January closed her account "AVGNnazissuckass" in a victory for teh lulz, but opened "MAXPAYNEPRODUCTIONS" as a new front for attacking Gunfever accounts. Her first blue back text video blasting a Gunfever has already been removed.This hate video is the first recorded attack video on a gunfever crew member who never made a video himself. After realizing this prisonbreak has just realized that youtube is not a safe place anymore. She has employed Kongon999 to do her dirty work, but since he failed miserabley and ended up making Prisonbitch look liek more of a retard, she decided that she can't get no satifaction and said she won't make any moar vids.

Prisonbreak challenging to put vids on but being owned by teh internets

Reaction to the Haters

Many of the people who watch her videos comment on how gay Prisonbitch is for game reviewers and she should GTFO. Because of these speakers of truth, Prisonbreak has constantly deleted her own videos to say these words...

“	Fuck you, Gunfever, never visit my site again, or my black-ass will kick your white-ass.	„
—Prisonbreak72020, believing that pretending to be black makes you tough

“	how did you know I was black?	„
—Prisonbreak72020, lying about her race again

“	Assholes are jealous of my vids.	„
—Prisonbitch believing that her shitty AGK videos are awesome

“	No, I'm 19. Never had that video. Can't prove it. Give it up.	„
—Prisonbreak72020 putting forward a perfectly logical argument

“	No, never had that vid. Or vids, as you put it.	„
—Prisonbreak72020 trying to hide again

“	That photo? They obviously googled a picture of some teen with long hair and a funny look on his face, and put it up there, but that's not me.	„
—Prisonbreak72020 forgetting what she looks like

“	I will give you this video game if you rape me. I am desperate.	„
—Prisonbitch's idea of bribing David

“	This will teach you to leave bad comments about me, you choad! spamspamspamspamspamspamspamspamspamspamspamspam!	„
—Prisonbitch taking pwnurnoobazz's criticism well

“	Stupid bitch who runs the site just thinks she's so cool cuz she's a little pussy who can't handle that I'm better than her and her stupid cunt friends. She can't come down here and talk to me maturely, she has no business being on the I-Net at all.	„
—PrisonBreak72020, discussing ED in a mature fashion

“	tell him I said he's a stupid British piece of shit, and that he has no business insultign me because I don't like his favorite game, and tell him not to bring up anything concerning my biological father, and ask him what the hell is his problem, and this is incredibly urgent, the stupid prick blocked me.	„
—Prisonbreak72020 Note: Deploy attacks on concerning his "biological father" to extract lulz!

“	Once we close down gunfever's accounts, the Great Victory shall be ours!!!	„
—Prisonbitch, not realizing gunfever isn't the only one that hates her (lulz, "Great Victory", lulz)

“	Keep those girls at bay	„
— Prisonbitch talking about her friends

PrisonBreak72020 declares /w/ar, ED yawns

I think I just felt a drop of rain.

After discovering that there is this website on the internet where they document internet drama; an "Encyclopedia of Drama" if you will, PrisonBreak72020 slouched into action and began to blank several pags, including nigga, Angry Nintendo Nerd, Irate Gamer, and Greatexpectations320. Fortunately, being only 12, PrisonBreak72020 failed to realize how a Wiki works, and that any blanking can be immediately undone. Several accounts postfixed with "Hero" (i.e. WTFHero, TheWTFHero, etc.) were created for vandalism purposes before she finally got the fucking idea.

PrisonBreak72020 now believes she can wage a one-woman war against Encyclopedia Dramatica, akin to MrFetch, but has yet to produce anything lulzworthy outside of hypocritical statements on YouTube, and believes that ED itself is the foe, and not the entire internet at large. For the time being, she has yet to obtain true lolcow status and face the wrath of ED, but all in due time. Anon currently has bigger fish to fry, and told her to try coming back later.