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User:Crazyconan/Jimmy Carter

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President Carter addressing the public about his love of Palestine
President Carter addressing the public about his love of Palestine
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Jimmy "Adolf" Carter was the fuhrer of the U S and A at least 100 years ago and owns a peanut franchise or some shit, and will also not bother to die already because he is over 9000 years old. Besides fucking up America even worse than W did (which is something only oldfags would know about), Jimbo is a terrorist and a constant target for trolls because his family owned still owns slaves.

Why he is fail

Jimmy Carter wants you, but Arab man does not want Jimmy.
Jimmy Carter wants you, but Arab man does not want Jimmy.

(Update soon)

Trolled

Obama is a black boy

Jimmy Carter is ollllllllld.

HE'LL SUCK YOUR COCK

Carter on the campaign trail

Ready to take back the streets



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