User:Bolt-Speedman

From Encyclopedia Dramatica

Bolt-Speedmen is a recovering TOW addict upon learning the way of the Lulz and has devoted his IRL life to ED.

Things You Should Know About Him

• He is NOT affected by Goatse, Meatspin, or any of the Power 5

• He does not like you

• At mention of My Chemical Romance he is known to become a large bat/dog hybrid that kills and eats all emos in a 50 mile radius

• He afraid of apple pie

• He thinks people who are in "love" are doing it for the lulz

• He has been known to laugh while watching Titanic

• He thinks space is a lie

• He thinks he cannot become An Hero because he does not own a Wii

• He cannot be trolled because he does not exist

• Even though he has no useable information, he was signed on to Encyclopedia Dramatica because he needed a home

• His favorite meme of all time is LOL WUT, because he likes pears

• He thinks the winner of ED's 'Best Page Ever' contest should be the Home Page