User:Aghar
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Aghar (aka Dick Shumakur) is the mirror-world evil twin (an IRL sockpuppet) of a decent guy. Wears an gold tunic and sinister goatee.
If you wonder why my articles look the way they do... I used to work for a newspaper. I've long since quit so I could work for a job that pays real money, but old habits die hard. Disregard that, I work for a newspaper again.
Sometimes, I'll find an article that should have been win, but was written by a complete fucktard with no sense of humor. I rewrite those articles. Don't take it personally. Your article was crap, and now it's awesome, and you were the only thing that was standing in the way. I doubt you'll ever be one with the lulz, and at the very least, you probably should have lurked moar.
Yo, What's The Name That Template I Can't Type?
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- Despite the fact that I am a devoted opponent of the North American DONG Party, I am the only person to have been issued the 10 internets and 20 internets bills of their currency as of Sep. 7th, 2007.
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